puddledude727
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Joined 12-29-03, id: 511500
I am just a random creature in a random multiverse in a random world...
actually I'm a three-million-year-old donkey with no sense of direction and seven pinky fingers! MOVING ON

my name: none whatsoever, but if you want to call me anything, let it be ROCKY, or the_silver_foot i dont mind either

my age: 777777777777777777773. And a half. like hair? yes peter, like hair.

my love life: i love tea parties with old men,giggles...
of course i do..
of course i do love them...wouldnt you?
Ok so i am crazy and i love old men...go figure.
ok REALLY i ADORE padfoot AKA SIRIUS BLACK!!!! AHHHH!!
and i also love edward bloom,
dakota fanning,
tigger,
and OF COURSE mundungus fletcher. if you havent noticed all of these people are either book charecters, movie charecters, or 9 year old girls... MOVING ON

stuff i like to do: i do like to write stories, none of which i post, or even read myself when i think of it. i have many more ideas for stories, none of which make any sense and will probably never be finished (or started).
I also enjoy zapping through phonelines,
reading,
teaching cheese how to sing,
watering my vast flower collection (cough cough)
slacking off from doing school work,
getting others to slack off from school work (sorry keith)playing useless pranks on various people,
and OF COURSE...

OK WILL THIS PROFILE EVER END???? IT WILL NOW!!!!!! GOOD DAY! *slams mug down hard on desk and turns to face the window of the study*

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Denial by Maigon Jesolite reviews
SiriusOC. The eternal story of Chloe Stone, who Sirius got pregnant at 15, and then a whole load of weird things happened. Now most of them are living in the afterlife. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 97,489 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione In The Wonderland by Dragon Mistress reviews
Completed! Welcome to the Wonderland, where nothing is as it should be and Hermione finds herself adored, loved, and lusted after by all of the Wonderland’s inhabitants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Hermione G. - Complete
Mrs Figgs True Love by jpProngs reviews
Mrs. Figg finally finds true love! Who is it? read here to find out! Rating just to be safe. it could be PG-13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2003
Pecan Pie by MaurderMoonyLover reviews
Luna has a secret crush... on ron! and ron feels the same way! what will harry do when he finds out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Ron W., Luna L.
The Maurderers and their Maidens by MaurderMoonyLover reviews
It is the 6ht year at hogwarts for the Maurders, and Moony is madly in love. Moony will be taken on an adventure that will test the powers of love against the powers of death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Remus L.
A Day in the Life of Newt Scamander by Clam Chowder1 reviews
Follow the legendary Newt Scamander through a day in his life, in which he encounters fear, nostalgia, strange revelations, severe memory loss and the wrath of his wife Porpentina. Utterly, utterly silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2003
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
The Unmentionable Curse by Ivory Tower reviews
The new DADA professor teaches the children a very naughty curse! Most inappropriate, indeed! Rated R for language!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/23/2003
Party Animals by PezMaster reviews
(FULLY REVISED!) The Hallowe'en ball is coming and James is having girlfriend trouble, Remus has a date with a full moon, and Sirius becomes busy with open jars of peanut butter, spiking the punch, and overcoming his feelings for a certain someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2002 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.