Ok.Getting down to business.I have two accounts that I use and several others as back up. They are as you might have noticed this one, Empress of Flames and Flame God of Zion.

This is how I operate

I'm here to flame all the crap stories on here.

If you actually give a damn about improving your story then get some help with it.

I am not with the Flame Rising Entourage. Though I admire Flame Rising whoever they are.

I will only flame you if your story is completely shit. I am not Flame Rising meaning that I will not flame you if I'm mad with someone who has you on their favourites list.

I will not tell you my name, age, sex, or gender.

You can block me but I have many accounts that I can use to flame you so what's the point?

I never read my mail so don't try to contact me. If I do read my email and find you've got ratty with me chances are I'll come back and flame another of your stories so it's not worth it.It also amuses me that some of you get so riled up about your flames that you come and bitch at me. It doesn't affect me. I'll just laugh and flame you again. So what's the point bitches?

IF I seem to be as sweet as Sugar with you (and I'm not like that often) then you know you're in deep shit:

Because

a) I've reported your story because it's not allowed

or

b) It's gone straight into the Dungheap and I'm laughing as I write the review!

So if it looks like I'm being nice be very afraid!

I now have two c2's. One on this account called The Refinery.If your story goes in here I have flamed it coz it's shit and you have three months to get help and whatever to improve it. If you don't, it goes into my other c2 after three months; which is called The Dungheap and is on my account Flame God of Zion

If your story ends up in The Dungheap it's your own fault you had time to improve it but obviously don't give a shit. That's all.

By the way it really makes me laugh when people bitch at me for flaming a relative then say "If you flame me I'll have you arrested." Yeah right! Like you even know who I am or if I even live in the same country as you! Flaming is not a crime. It's freedom of speech.

I'm so wetting my pants with fear right now! Not.

I'll start worrying when flaming does become a crime! Thanks for the laugh loser.