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Joined 12-22-07, id: 1451073, Profile Updated: 04-14-09

Hey! it's me, fakeXaXsmile...and no, i'm not giving my real name because i've been "stalked" online before and it's NOT FUN!
just so ya know:

hmmm...where do i go from here?

About Me:
I won't say my name (see aforementioned stalking phobia); however,

i am a girl
who recently turned sweet sixteen!
but it wasn't so sweet
but apparently i look more like nineteen
since i've been hit on more college guys than high schoolers
...not gonna lie, sorta creepy
i'm average looking, i suppose
and i have OCD
and no one but my family, two close friends, and now all of you knows it...
i don't know why i included that in here...i guess its cause no one will know who i am anyway
and i've noticed that it's easier to tell some things to people you aren't close with so you know it won't matter
...if that makes sense

I Love:

BOOKS:
Harry Potter
The Truth About Forever
The Glass Castle

MOVIES:
The Princess Bride
RENT (well, the stage show)
Aladdin (gotta love the disney)
Across The Universe

TV SHOWS:
House
Law and Order: SVU
Boy Meets World
What I Like About You

MUSIC:
The Remus Lupins
Avril Lavigne
Alkaline Trio
Leslie Roy
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
The Beatles (i prefer the Across The Universe singers...do i count as a fan?)
Billy Joel
Vanessa Carlton

Randomly Random:

i am the girl
who doesn't say anything for fear of getting laughed at
who loves lent because it means pancakes and french toast for dinner fridays!!
who has lots of friends but can't trust any of them
who has eleven different but equally awkward laughs
who writes her own songs
who desperately wants to figure out her patronus
who's favorite color is green
who's sick of the gossip
who takes to long in the shower only because she sings too much
who wants to marry sirius black
who dislikes when the few people who know she has OCD constantly watch over her to see what she's doing
who only loves werewolves thanks to a certain RJ Lupin YET is pro twilight vampires? conflict of interest? I THINK NOT!
who cares far too much what people think

PS:

i have ideas for fanfiction but have never written a story because
a) i don't know how to post or etc. and
b) likes thinking of random scenes/ideas for a fanfiction but lacks the persistance to actually write one

if you want to: debate harry potter, have questions about OCD (ask someone who has it than trust the internet), reminisce the joys of boy meets world, or just want to talk, PM me! i have no life :

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Litigator by mikenewtonisabadass reviews
Edward encounters Bella for the first time over a settlement table. Bella represents a woman who has broken her leg at one of the Cullen's superstores. Bella and Edward must learn to calm their chemistry mixing business with pleasure. LEMONS :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,347 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Like That's True by Cassie Bella reviews
Every guy in the eighth grade has a crush on Bella. She's beautiful and kind. But out of every guy in the eighth grade, will she pick Edward? Alice and Bella are best friends. Edward has a huge cruh on Bella. But does she like him. BxE JxA EmxR All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
Secrets to be told sooner or later by Hateful Loving reviews
When Bella goes to ForksHigh,thefootball captain starts 2fall for her,evry1 knows what a captain means,School player.What happens when her past comes to haunt her.She runs but shes really running from her feelings.She just doesnt know.New summary,re-edit
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,404 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Isabella Nelluc by geminiginny reviews
When Edward leaves, Bella becomes an actress. What will happen when Edward, Alice and Jasper see her on TV? I'm continuing this story from the oneshot written by theenvylover. I HAVE PERMISSION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Let's Play A Game by Miss.Engel reviews
Edward has a secret he's trying to hide from Bella. Will she ever find out? Will Edward tell her, or will Emmett spill the beans? What will Bella do to get said secret of him? BxE. Now rated M for cursing and themes. Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,167 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella - Complete
Growing Wings by Michiyo Ichimaru reviews
Bella faces a new time. She is getting married, she is becoming a vampire. There are a lot of doubts, but there is decision. The good and bad collide but which will come out on top? With Edward beside her Bella knows she can do it. But how? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,624 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Bella's Shower Fun by Logan Emery reviews
It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Royal Treaty by Apple Slushie reviews
Set in Knights in Shining Armour with Castles Era. Clearer Summary inside. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
A Walk In The Woods by 1ofthethousands reviews
Tonight is the night! Bella is thrilled, Edward has finally agreed to change her. But what does Jacob think of this? Bella finds out when she runs into him on her final walk as a human! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Love or Loss? by love-this-life-1 reviews
Edward and Bella want to get married as soon as possible, but not everything goes to schedual when some vampiers show and want Bella gone. Issues arise when the vampiers do something to all the male Cullens that makes them all fall inlove with Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Hardships Of Love by M.S.M.S reviews
Bella is in an abusive relationship with Jacob but that all changes when the Cullen's come to Forks Better than it sounds first story so please read and be nice do not own twilight stephenie meyer does E&B J&A R&E C&E JACOB FANS DO NOT READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,362 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
What Happens Now? by vampvixen01 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon something happened with Alice he'd rather not discuss...Now the truth is out.Will Bella and Edward sort it out or will her & Jasper get closer through the pain?I dont know i havnt decided yet but its good so READ.lol PLZ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,121 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Irritable Grizzly by grumpy grizzly reviews
What happens when Edward gets Bella's message after he has Alice kidnap her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
An Edward and Bella Christmas by Writer in the Meadow reviews
A few chapters on Bella and Edward's first Christmas together. PostEclipse, because if you think about that really IS their first Christmas together... This is pretty much pure fluff, with a small plotline, which includes what happens to Jake Black. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,636 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A weird world by lyra133 reviews
Everyone is human! The school is completely mess up... Edward and Alice are tortured for being losers... but then Isabella Swan arrives... will she be able to change the school dinamic or is she going to end just like them?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,717 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007
Morning Star by Consultant by Day reviews
Spoilers. Post Eclipse. Bella's wish to fully experience her humanity before changing has unexpected consequences for the entire family when she provokes the wrath of the Volturi. Please R&R. All characters, etc. Stephenie Meyer's. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,919 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Finished by geminiginny reviews
When Carlisle finds a girl at the bottom of a mountainHe doesn't know how she is alive. But she is now damaged in another way, and maybe she needs Edward to save her. AU, cos it's my crazy little spin off story. My first fanfic, please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
It's My Party by Oynnej reviews
Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete