Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

How would you expect a grand adventure to start? With a flair for the dramatic? No, no too obvious. Maybe then it could work that way. Everyone expects it to happen, so they think it won't happen, but it does! Subvert it then? How would you manage that? Have an ordinary day gone wrong?

Thirteen years have passed since First Contact. The New Galactic Empire is the mightiest nation in space, its vast fleets and armies undefeated. But the shadows stir, seeking to cast all civilization into darkness. Against an evil older than life on Earth, will the Golden Lion rise or fall?

An ill-timed outburst from Yamcha gives a few of the Z-fighters a chance to relive their histories. Who says only Saiyans can be the winners? Humans can fight too, damnit! Time-travel, not overly serious.

Returning from Orilla the Odyssey engages in a fierce battle with the Ori the outcome of which catapults the ship and her crew into a different universe full of dangers beyond anything encountered by the SGC before.

Summary-Book IV: Years ago, the Colonials of Cyrannus met the so-called 13th tribe. It didn't work out well. The Colonials met the Race. That didn't work out well either, but they were introduced to a much larger galaxy. Now their errors have come back and they know they are small fish in a large ocean trying to survive. Can they? Will the Race let them?

She resets... only to find out she's not a magical girl anymore. Now, Akemi Homura's just a human girl with heart disease, bad eyesight, and serious mental issues. With such a cruel disadvantage this time around, can she still save Madoka from her fate?

During Vegeta's last stand against Frieza, the Prince of Saiyans ascends, becoming the first Super Saiyan of his era. History has been re-written...but to what degree? Edited by Davidstarlingm (Co-author).

The Son of a Shepherd has found himself in a heap of trouble now. Inexplicably, Rolf has found himself in a world of Titans, flying swordsmen, conspiracy, and mystery. Poppycock! Rolf has no time for this foolish flimflam, Rolf will show this world what it means to be the Son of a Shepherd!

Lelouch swore that if he ever got a second chance at life, he would fix all his past mistakes. But when he is thrust back in time to before the Black Rebellion, can he fulfill his promise and change the world for the better...or will he unintentionally make it worse? Time Travel fic.

Siegfried Kircheis survives the assassination attempt by Commodore Ansbach. As a result, Reinhard remains whole and now, the galaxy, and the known universe, will change.

Duke Reinhard von Lohengramm, the de facto ruler of the Galactic Empire, falls at the battle of Vermillion, defeated by Yang Wenli of the Free Planets Alliance. The galaxy is plunged into the chaotic aftermath his death causes.

Lelouch Lamperouge was a boy with an ambition; To one day bring down the corrupt nation of Britannia and create a peaceful world for his sister. However, a single arrow gifted him a power that will help him reach his ambition. Stands... Ripple... A feud between two bloodlines that transcends time... And that's only the beginning of this bizarre rebellion!

A fleeing spy attacks the Academy after Naruto has failed his second attempt at passing the Genin Exam. Naruto is the hero of the moment but for every heroic act there is a price to be paid. Chaper 36 Homeward Bound?

There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

Lelouch and Kallen are both flung back in time following the Zero Requiem to the year 2017 a.t.b., before the Black Rebellion. Using their knowledge of the future, can they free Japan from the Britannia and fix their past mistakes. Or are they doomed to repeat them?

She had never understood. Those around her claimed their hatred for the Demon Emperor, but even though she smiled and nodded she felt her heart breaking every time. No one else wished for a reason. Only she longed for the truth and what little closure she believed it would give her. She had never learnt that, sometimes, the truth hurt more. (A Watch the Series fanfiction.)

As Yang Wen-li reluctantly battles the forces of the Galactic Empire, a cancer within the Free Planets Alliance will cause a change that will affect the life of the hero and divert the flow of history.

Star Wars as seen largely from the viewpoint of a blaster carrier. Wild divergence after Yavin. Very movie centric but with legends flavour because why invent new terms?

Slightly AU story. Saito Hiraga refuses to let people walk all over him. He had plans, he was going to join ROTC, he was going to outrank his brother and sister, he was going to help people. He was smart enough for it, he was strong enough for it, he was determined to be at the top of his future class. But one summoning spell changes everything, and he loses control of his future.

Tamaki wondered briefly, in an extremely rare flash of insight, at the absurdity that they'd discovered Zero's humanity still without seeing his face. (Wherein Tamaki levels his gun at the worst possible person, and Zero does not react well.) / Collection of oneshots where the Black Knights discover one or more of their mysterious leader's secrets. Gen fics. No pairings.

Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)

This story is in response to Tellemicus Sundance's challenge for someone to write a movie version of Naruto: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow, with his characters from Legacy of the Rasengan.

What happens when Yugi and the gang find a playlist of videos about themselves titled Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series? They watch it of course. Little do they know, they don't know what they're in for. These are the characters' reactions to the abridged series. Don't like, then don't read. Rated high T for abridged series content. I own absolutely nothing, this is just for fun.

A year after the Zero Requiem Nunnally brings everyone together to watch two DVDs entitled 'R1' and 'R2'. Every question has an answer, but whether or not they can handle those answers is a question all in itself.

Gundam Seed, sent through the blender and into an alternate world. What if Gundam Seed was a little more realistic, a little more sarcastic... and everyone got a chance to be awesome? Now out of writer's block, with a Ninth Chapter!

A disastrous incident a week before the ceremony causes some changes in Louise's life that result in her summoning a different familiar, one ill-prepared for the responsibilities about to be thrust upon her.

Involved Presidents, an inquisitive assistant, and professional soldiers. A pragmatic look on how the United States would use the stargate and explore uncharted planets.

Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.

They say you can't choose your family. Whoever said that never had Gaston Legume as family. When someone from our world is reborn as the twin brother of Gaston with memories of the Disney movie, can he prevent his brother's descent into madness and make sure everyone has a happily ever after? Did I mention this was during the middle of the Napoleonic Wars? No pairings yet.

There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

The Abyssal War rages on, with Kanmusu worldwide holding the line... except for the American shipgirls, conspicuous by their absence, when the US Navy and the world needs them most. Yvonne Swanson, US Navy intelligence officer, sets forth for Yokosuka Naval Base to find answers, both about the ship girls and the Abyssals... but she may not like what she finds...

It is a new age for the galaxy, an age of change, which leads to both pain and joy .

A spun-off one-shot dealing with changes in Wedge's life in the spirit of the Star Wars: Infinities comics. Chapter 1: Head to Head, A Different Trench Run. Updated as of 4/26/2016

Thirteen years have passed since the death of Emperor Reinhard the Invincible. Humanity has begin to rebuild, but tensions are high in the realm of the Golden Lion. But as new enemies emerge, and a bigger galaxy is discovered, it seems that the old adage may yet be true: only a common enemy can bring Humanity together.

The characters of Yu-Gi-Oh! are stuck in watching their own show. Abridged style. Warning: unusual amounts of plot involved.

What if Goku hadn't lost his memory as a child? Alternate universe starting at the beginning of Dragonball. Recently reposted better than ever.

"You are the Fifth Race. Your role is clear. If there is any hope in preserving the future, it lies with you and your people" Because all it takes is one ship. Perhaps in the wrong place... But unquestionably, at the right time.

[Formerly A Simple Change in Plans] An amnesiac C.C. offers Lelouch a bottle of whiskey rather than sex upon his return from the F.L.E.I.J.A attack on Tokyo and the presumed death of Nunnally. Not much later Kallen discovers that drunken words are sober thoughts and everything changes when the "Man of Miracles' stops giving a damn about anyone but his ever loyal Red Queen.

My name is Orimura Madoka, due to fun stuff that is mostly my fault, I and my brother were dragged into an All-girls Educational Institution. VOLUME 5 SPOILER ALERT! NOVEL READERS, BEWARE! UPDATED CH. 16

Naruto finds himself trapped in a loop during his Chunin Exams. There must be some way to escape... right? Based on 'Groundhog Day'.

Alternative to R2 19 - Token Britannian guy among the Black Knights, Diethard Ried has been hated, despised and bashed because of his methods and his opinions. But who stands up to protect the captain when everyone else only cares about their ego? Diethard. Who's cunning enough to go through Schneizel's manipulations? Diethard. Who's spared the World of the Demon Emperor? Diethard.

When Tom Brody is wakes up to find himself in Tokonosu City, Japan exactly one year before the Undead Apocalypse he seems utterly screwed. Armed only with foreknowledge of what lies ahead, and oddly enough an ax, shield and spear, will he be able to save himself and those around him as he prepares to enter The Land of the Dead?

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Lelouch, long-lost prince, has been plotting his revenge on Britannia for years. But he's slowly realizing that his excuse for fighting has become more than just an excuse. Between his old anger and new purpose, which will he follow? AU, first person. [Dead]

AU Stargate. What could have happened if the stargate had never been discovered. How would things be different for Humanity and the Goa'uld when they finally meet.

The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)

This is where I'm publishing prologues to stories I never completed, enjoy and let me know what you all think.

Jackson opened the Gate, Tabanae created the IS, the Universe cursed the Goa'uld for not reducing earth to a smocking ruin when they had the chance, and they were given plenty of chances.

Supergirl and Lex Luthor's attempts at experimentation with Red Kryptonite. No, not THAT kind...

The 'Race', and the Colonials of Cyrannus each tried to conquer Earth. They both failed. The Race has a new colony now. The Colonials haven't finished yet. It's a bad combination all around because everyone's stubborn. Welcome to the galaxy at large.

The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge. DISCONTINUED

"If Siegfried Kircheis were alive..." How Reinhard von Lohengramm, and the universe, would have been affected had Kircheis survived Ansbach's assassination attempt. AU from episode 26 of season 1.

The Gate has been reopened in the 23rd century, opening up a doorway to a universe of both wonder and horror. Revision finished. Slow to update.

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

A short story examining the likely course of events during Voyager's first month in Borg space following the Scorpion story, based on the thought that the writers of the series really didn't want to acknowledge just what Borg space would be like.

Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.

The original version of Making Uzumaki.

2233, Eight months after the fall of Omelos. A thorough study of the Dilgar war is finished and changes the forward looking strategy of the Earth Alliance. "This story changes the time line of the Babylon 5 universe after the Dilgar War."

Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover

An Alternate history of the Earth Minbari war. Earth finds an unexpected ally who provides a way to beat Minbari Stealth giving humanity a chance to fight back.

The Colonies believed themselves alone in the galaxy. The Cylons were their only enemy. After a confrontation between the Valkyrie BSG and Ha'tak motherships the Colonies are thrown onto the galactic scene, unprepared, for an inevitable confrontation...

The Ori are on our doorstep. The crusade has begun. Earth and her enemies turned allies face a desperate war against an unstoppable foe. Losing is not an option, even if it seems like the only one. A direct continuation of SGD Season 2. Rating upped to M for violence and language. CANCELLED, sort of, but now COMPLETED.

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7

The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.

Toted as "The Super Mega Best Bestest Recap of Anything Ever", Teana Lanster and Alicia Testarossa recount the thrilling events of Game Theory. And along the way, have a few slight disagreements. Featuring guest appearances by Vesta Takamachi and Sir Wilhemston the Belkan knight.

This story is based on the Star Trek: Enterprise season two episode "Dear Doctor". It features Dr. Phlox and Crewman Cutler in the heartbreaking decision over whether to help the pre-warp Valakians overcome their struggle with a disease that threatens to bring a sentient species to extinction.

Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.

Vivio is growing up. She has questions about… things. Finally, the day Nanoha and Fate have dreaded has arrived. Can they answer the difficult things Vivio asks?

Mass Effect/Babylon 5 Fusion. When Earth discovered the Prothean cache on Mars it began a sequence of events that will change humanities destiny and the fate of the galaxy forever.

While on missions of discovery, two cultures meet and must face the challenges of their enemies and their pasts together. A Battlestar Galactica/Stargate crossover.

Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.

The Doctor wanders into the Sekirei plan.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

What if things had gone a little differently? A butterfly here, a nail there. Disclosure, deployment, defeat. It could be our salvation- or our downfall. An alternate version of SG-1 and Atlantis, splitting off at Lost City. Rewrite/rework of Stargate Domination/SGD Season 1.

One year after a devastating attack forced the Stargate into the open, a new enemy challenges a fragile galaxy. The AESF must work together with unlikely allies to defeat them... or two galaxies will face utter domination under a banner of enlightenment.

Yayoi Kise is a crybaby, a timid girl who loves superheroes and secretly wants to be a manga artist. One day, she meets a magical creature that offers her a chance to be a superhero for real... but this is not the story that you think it is. WARNING: Violence, angst, disturbing imagery. Based on and inspired by "The Illustrator", by Abicion.

AU season one and beyond. The crash of a Klingon scout ship leads to the crew of the Enterprise to begin the journey and adventure of a lifetime.

Takamachi and Testarossa. Names known to many. But first meetings do not always play out the same way, and a small change in the past can spark huge changes in the present.

Joint fic with Keiran Halcyon and Wolf of Dawn. An AU reimagination of Stargate SG-1.

On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!

The life and times of Shimura Tetsuo, Jounin Sensei of Team 5. Drabbles and oneshots, not in Chronological order.

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

AU Stargate. What could have happened if the stargate had never been discovered. How would things be different for Humanity and the Goa'uld when they finally meet.

Heroes can come from the most unlikely of places. And what is more unlikely than a Dalek trying to resurrect his dead race? Rated T for Puella Magi-ness.

An Ed, Edd and Eddy one-shot alternate ending of one of the most FRUSTRATING episodes of the series.

AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.

Alternate universes were never a mystery. But the Shadow Mirrors, despite not having planned to be here, don't have any intention of leaving. Not until they're ready to fix home.

Familiar spirits are the mark of those born with magic, their proof of nobility. To partake in their summoning, the most sacred act of all. Come, oh beautiful, sacred, strong familiar spirit, and grant us our heart's desire...

If a situation can go both ways, it will. At every crossroads, a new universe is formed, and a person will always take the road not taken, even if they never see themselves do it. Tsunade makes a different choice, and there are consequences.

During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"

AU starting from late season 7. A devastating attack reveals the Stargate to the world, bringing the full force of Earth's might in the form of the newly formed AESF to bear on the galaxy.

Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi

Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.

Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...

Louise summons Naruto right after he fails the academy graduation test. The two failures grow and support each other through trials and tribulations. Formerly Dobe of Zero

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Reach has fallen, and humanity is on its death bed. The Pillar of Autumn has fled and is returning to Earth. On Earth, mankind is taking its first step out into the galaxy... through the Stargate.

What would've happened if Naruto was given a book of Fuinjutsu. Well the outcome is quite simple He becomes The God of Fuinjutsu. NaruXHina, Sasuke bashing, but not until sometime later in the story. Based on what Kushina said about the Uzumaki clan.

Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.

The title is pretty self-explanatory. Naruto vanishes without a trace one day. Sakura asks Sasuke to look for him. What follows is something that nobody could expect.

The Black Rebellion has succeeded, and Japan is free. Lelouch Lamperouge thought being Zero the resistance leader was tough. Now, as Zero the statesman, he must rebuild Japan, keep the EU in the war, and keep his personal life under control. Retconned

A slight alteration in the preliminary fights of the Chuunin Exams has dire consequences for Naruto and Ino. One shot, no romance. A response to a challenge posed by Vaanarash.

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

The yondaime didn't seal the Kyuubi away unseen, and there are always those who seek to profit from destruction. And the power of a Jinchuuriki, well, it's just too much to pass up. This is dead, but the fic has been adopted by the auther Echo Uchiha.

Kekkei genkai aren't the only things the ninja of Konoha can inherit. Because we are more than the sum of our parts - there are others' in us, too. Oneshot.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

When two universes collide... shattered lives begin to mend. Second chances are given. First few chapters under renovation. THIS IS NOT A HAREM OR A BASHING FIC

As the Kyubi no Kitsune descends upon the Hidden Village of Konoha, as Madara begins his plans to bring 'peace' to the world, he is unaware of three figures, watching him from atop the Hokage Mountain.

Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.

PL's Missing Hokage Challenge: Konoha wants to get rid of Naruto after the Sasuke Retrieval so Tsunade packs up all her things and whatever else she can carry and goes with him. First 4 chapters Edited - Chapter 5: Raiders of the Lost Sandcastle Part 3

A compliment to Armed Resistance. Lelouch's battle rages on, but his story is just one of many. Those other stories come to light here- where the rest of the cast of Armed Resistance get some time in the spotlight. Third person, multiple characters.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Sidestory to Naruto: Captured. Splits off at Chapter 10. Find out what happens the other characters that you don't see in Captured. Story Tags refer to original story. Chapter 5: Journeys

In the 22nd Century, after a year of exploration in deep space Enterprise is damaged, near adrift. Their distress call is answered by those who would bring about a new era for Earth and the Galaxy.

Bardock gets just a little bit more warning via timeloop for the destruction of the Saiyan Homeworld... And brings his friends along. AU, Oneshot, don't take it too seriously, Merry Christmas.

A side story to the Grand Tour series. The Top Gear Mid-Childa special was mentioned offhand in Odyssey, now here it is in its full glory

Naruto, in his golden years, winds up back in the past from a sealing accident. With the foresight of a time traveler, and the restraint of a cranky old man, watch what he does to his past self and those around him.

Lelouch. Zero. A brilliant mind that is able to create genius level strategies. But not every plan can work out perfectly, right? A oneshot series.

Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.

Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.

Every ending is a new beginning, and often the endings of different stories come together for a new one. But this one might have some rather worrying implications for the world.

There is a belief that states for every action taken, the alternative action is played out in another dimension. In one reality Itachi succeeded in killing his clan, in another, he failed. This is the story of what happened when he failed.

The Minbari war is approaching its end and Earth Alliance prepares for a final stand on Proxima III, the Last Star before Earth itself.

One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.

He found her annoying, but, there was something there, something she sparked in him. She said she'd follow him anywhere. So, he let her follow, unaware of the changes it would trigger in more then just them, and not all for the better. SasuSaku, NaruHina.

“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic

"Y-you..." Cornelia stammered, biting her lip fiercely, drawing blood. "Say it, Cornelia." Charles growled, nearly salivating with anticipation. "I hate you."

But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.

The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?

Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.

Jiraiya accepted his responsiblites as a Godfather to Naruto and chooses to raise him after the Kyuubi attack. Only problem is childern are easily influenced and having a pervert as a parent can only result in one thing Perverted Strong Naruto NaruHina AU

The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.

A change in the Asuran Race's base code leads to a revolution that shall alter the balance of power in four galaxies and forever change the fate of all humans. Janus, what have you done?

Yahiko survives and wins the civil war against Hanzo. As the new leader of Ame, he seeks a new path to peace. Through sabotage and destruction, the shinobi world will be annihilated. No Madara, Dark!Naruto, realistic ruthless militaristic Sandaime/Konoha

Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.

Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.

The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!

Itachi doesn't want Sasuke to have to suffer from the Uchiha Clan's massacre, so instead of telling the Hokage about the Uchiha's plans, he forges his own path. Itachi trains Team 7, and leads them to fight for the Will of Fire.

On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.

Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.

Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.

The Colonies are divided. Entangled in competing alliances eight planets are at war. Their robotic armies have done their killing for decades. On the eve of a major operation to end the war, the robots decide they no longer wish to fight for the Colonies.

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

Some people have a knack for it, some people don’t. Kakashi learns the hard way which group he belongs to.

fem!Naruto x male!Kyuubi romance fic. Reborn from the ashes of his attack, Kyuubi no Kitsune will learn that there is more than just duty; the fox shall learn to live and to love, as he and his container take the world by a firestorm. Possible lemons

SG/B5/ST crossover. When the Asgard are ressurected by one of the Ascended who suddenly to his surprise finds himself in the possession of Q power they are understandably curious. Especially about the two new galaxies in the sky...

Sasuke has had it. Forget revenge, forget everything. All he wanted was one last battle, a cool death. But nooo, everybody was conspiring against him. So he takes his death into his own hand. Hopefully this time it will stick. Slightly, read very, OOC

Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.

Following the events of chapter 310 Naruto is exiled but before its made official he escapes the village intent on unraveling the secrets and mysteries that have plagued him for so long. Now he only has one mission: to fulfil Jiraiya's only request.NU/YN

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

Have you ever wondered if Naruto and Kyubi talked to each other outside the "give me power" talks? Ever wondered what their relationship really was? How they got along?

Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.

The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.

AU. On the night Naruto learns he is the container for the Kyuubi, Mizuki tells him another of Konoha’s secrets.

When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.

As Mizuki reveals the hidden truth, the Uzumaki clan and Whirlpool has had enough of Naruto's mistreatment and demand him back, this will lead to paths that has Whirlpool emerge as the country to be feared. NaruTem, AU

When the impossible becomes possible and the line between dreams and reality blurs, what will Naruto do when he's confronted with the past? And what does this mean for the present and the future? Time travel fic. Discontinued.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.

Meeting Kyuubi at five and joining ANBU at eight, Naruto Uzumaki resolves to become the most powerful being alive. Watch as Naruto transcends all limits to achieve his goals. NarutoOC, superNaruto, eventual DemonNaruto, heavy fuuinjutsu/wind elemental use

Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

The night of Mizuki's betrayal made Naruto realize what he truly is, he forsakes his dreams to be Hokage, only to be met with wanting his own demise. DarkNaruto fic.

It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98

What if Goku had been more involved in training Gohan at an early age? This story starts at the beginning of dbz.

AU season one and beyond. The crash of a Klingon scout ship leads to the crew of the Enterprise to begin the journey and adventure of a lifetime. Chapter Four rewritten.

[Probably abandoned, may be rewritten someday.] What would happen if Kakashi were killed early in the Wave saga? This is a story of Team 7's struggle to survive, and the boy who must grow strong to save them. Team 7-centric.

The first shots of Earth's fight against the Ori are taken as the US and her allies strike at the Priors. Change comes to Atlantis and governments prepare for Disclosure.

Fleetlord Atvar, supreme commander of 'The Race' arrived at Earth a few decades later than planned. But it shouldn't have mattered after all how much could Earth change in a mere 800 years, give or take?

Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor

What occurs when one man lives and succeeds in a mission where once he failed and suicided? Watch what happens as Hatake Sakumo succeeds in his mission, and the consequences that it brings about to the history of the shinobi world.

Crippled and half-dead from a failed mission, Samus Aran now fights against an even deadlier lifeform than the Metroids, her own body now fused with the extinct monsters. Novelization.

Uzuamaki Kushina came from the Land of the Whirlpool, a nation destroyed and erased from history. Such a monumental event, is nothing else by a statistic to Uchiha Madara, just another step in his plans. This is the true story of the Whirlpool destruction

Response to a challenge by LD1449. We all know there are echoes of Jiraiya in Kushina in Uzumaki Naruto. But are there perhaps inklings of similarity to a far less savory, sinister part of the Narutoverse Orochimaru ? Read, Review, Enjoy.

AU One Shot. What might have happened if Rodney had had a different answer when Daniel said about deactivating the Attero Device.

In the loss of Jiraiya, Naruto takes a moment to reflect, and wonder at his own darkness. Introspective, sorta Angsty, one-shot set between ch 403-407 in the Manga…

Continuation of Consequences of Actions B5SG1 Xover.

At the end of SG S-7 episode "Grace", something is found out in the outer solar system that will rock Anubis's world. No matter where it is, no matter what form it takes, wherever she goes, she always changes everything. Spoiler SG-S7.

A look into the life of Naruto and the Yondaime, had he survived the sealing along with his wife. Some things once given up can never be reclaimed. One shot

Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis xover. AU. When Anubis makes a different decision during his attack on Earth in Lost City a chain of events is unleashed that will change the universe forever.

AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

Welcome to the first ever Black Knights Christmas party. It could also very well be the last one with the night that Zero is having.

The Reset scenario: "With great power comes great insanity. And with that insanity- more power!" Thus the tale of Uzumaki Naruto's slow descent into madness, and so deep into it- that he just may come out the other side.

When Naruto steals the Forbidden Scroll he learns more than Kage Bunshin. Watch as he discovers what it really means to be Hokage, and what he does to reach his dream. NaruxHina. Sasuke bashing along with slight Sakura bashing.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

It was the event that started it all. Thirty years before Babylon 5 the Dilgar race launched an Invasion of League space, a war which would cost Billions of lives, whole races destroyed and at the end give birth to a new super power The Earth Alliance

During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.

AU Stargate One Shot. What could have happened if the Ancient battlecruiser Orion had been fully operational when she engaged the Wraith Hiveships in battle in the third season premier No Mans Land.

They made assumptions about what the girls were born to do. There was some truth in their misconceptions.

Jumper Twenty Two: Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.

After exiting the Supergate and destroying Allied Forces at the Battle of P3Y-229, the Ori attack Earth, revealing the Stargate Program and everything with it Public. Earth is now at war. Post Season 9. AU as of Season 10. Rewrite of Rise of the Tau'ri

Missing scene from The Last Man. What happened during the time between John going into stasis in the future Atlantis and his return to the present.

Draal and Atlantis point the way to P3X 7171 a world that may hold the key to beating the Drahk plague. SG1 is reformed with the task of finding it setting off a chain of events that will lead both Earths down the long painful road to deliverance.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.

Runs parallel to Wind Waker. The Hylian King has a few secrets he'd like to keep submerged and forgotten. Link learns he can trust no one in this endeavor, and discovers that even the most obvious of motives can have conflicting details.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Post Season Ten. The Ori have arrived to the Milky Way galaxy. The Stargate program has been revealed to the public and Earth has been attacked. Let loose the dogs of war.

Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…

With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem

A different look at the story of Naruto. The second chapter is up and we get a bit more of the picture and see Kakashi and Naruto in action during the bell test.

What if Bardock has seen the vison of his son defeating Frieza before he went up against him? What if Bardock, instead of trying to defeat Frieza, had decided to go find his son and train him so that one day his vision would come true?

It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.

Waiting for eons in an unclaimed Star System of the Milky Way Galaxy, one of the last great inventions of the Ancients will show the way home for one people and bring two Galaxies into an all out war…

Coda for Unending, MAJOR SPOILERS

Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.

Rewrite of Destiny's Child. A Federation starship encounters a spatial anomaly and is flug into the stargate univsere. Trouble insues. Chapter Fifteen added

[Crackfic] Why DID the Kyuubi attack Konoha? It ain't what you're expecting, that's for sure.

Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.

The Earth Alliance has been attacked by the Drahk leaving Earth Quarantined with the Plague. As the ISA searches the Galaxy looking for a cure help comes from a most ulikely source. Stargate Command.

StargateBabylon 5 crossover. A SGC ship fighting the Goauld discovers that they aren't the only enemy Earth has to worry about. Now Completed, Look out for Book two.

What if Goku had been more worried about the Cell Games? What if he'd refused to give up? This is an AU fic that continues after the Cell games the way I think it should be. Continues into GT fixing things to the way I think they should be. Completed!

The US decides to come to the aid of a new ally. The SGC faces combat once more.

The Space Pirates have risen again, and captured the last surviving Metroid. A lone Bounty Hunter must save the galaxy again... Novelization.

The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?