Hi. We are ChainOfEvents1265 and BrotherOfEvents316. Don't expect much from us. We have ideas, bit we can't get them going enough to post them. As you can guess, We do like reading stories. We mainly read but we are planning on doing a few stories of our own. But not that soon. We need a couple of mangas to finish first before we can do anything. That's just how we are.

Likes: Naruto, Star Wars, Harry Potter, WWE, World of Warcraft, Carlos Mencia, Jeff Dunham(ON A STEEK), Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, Bill Engvall, Pablo Francisco, Dane Cook (SUPER FINGER) , Playstation 2, Mario (old school), God of War (more like God of Gore), Half-Life series(FREAKIN' HEAD HUMPER) among other things we can't think of right now.

Music: Any style. Just hate specific songs. Favorites include: The Memory Will Never Die-Default, Getting Away With Murder-Papa Roach, Run-Day of Fire, Rise Up-Drowing Pool, Angry White Boy Polka-Weird Al Yankovic, Bawitaba-Kid Rock, American Bad Ass-Kid Rock, Down With the Sickness-Disturbed, Stricken-Disturbed, Spirit in the Sky-Norman Greenbaum, Live to Win-Paul Stanley, Ring of Fire-Johnny Cash, You're Pitiful-Weird Al Yankovic, It's My Life-Bon Jovi, Have A Nice Day-Bon Jovi, Forever-Papa Roach, Soldiers of the Wasteland-Dragonforce, My Spirit Will Go On-Dragonforce, Through The Fire And Flames-Dragonforce, Inside the Fire-Disturbed, Indistructible-Disturbed

TV Shows: Family Guy, Naruto, Loony Toons, Trick My Truck, Pimp My Ride, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Monday Night RAW, ECW, Friday Night Smackdown!, Robot Chicken, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Bam's Unholy Union, Dragon Ball series, Inuyasha, Death Note, among other shows.

Video Games: DBZ Budokai & Tenkaichi, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter, LEGO Star Wars series, GTA series, World of Warcraft, and others.

Favorite Authors:

2stupid: One word: Creative. This guy's fics are funny with a mix of adventure, wonder, and taste.

ArAshiMitArAshi: Best ShikaIno fics I've read so far.

General Grievous: Has one of the best(in our opinion) fanfics on this site. The way he describes the scenery, characters, etc., is incredible.

Symbiotic: An incredible author who really knows how to mix guns and ninja. Has one of the best NaruHina stories we've read.

SiriusLoverr: We ask questions to see what advice we get and the reactions of all of them.

Yellow Mask: World's greatest SasuSaku writer.

Favorite Naruto Pairings:

NaruHina

SasuSaku

NejiTen

Shika(Ino)(Tema)

KakaAnko

Pairings I Can Respect:

Yaoi/Yuri (Whatever floats your boat, man)

Pairings I Hate:

NaruSaku (As of 469, confession was fail)

Preview for our works:

Not so Different: The Naruto/Harry Potter Chronicles- Wizards and Ninja were once exactly the same people. (They used both wands and hand signs.) But soon those who thought one style was superior to the other gathered followers and soon broke into three factions. Wizards gave up hand signs, Ninjas gave up using wands, and some abandoned both styles altogether. Years later, most wizards don't even know Ninja exist and vice versa. A series of events will bring these two kinds together again for another chance for peace. A Naruto/Harry Potter crossover. During Naruto Part 1 (expands into Part 2) and Sorcerer's Stone (expands to Deathly Hallows). Definate character death and cameos. Pairing: NaruHina SasuSaku, Shika(either Ino or Tema I'll have a bit of both in there but it will be one or the other.) NejiTen. HP pairings go with the books. Many twists and turns along the way.

A Different Kind of Story-All three of them were orphans. They have lived together, trained together, and have sworn revenge against a certain man. They each lost certain things because of him. But the bond they share is more than hatred. It is one that will shake the very foundations of the Shinobi world. Naruto AU.

How Heroes Are Made-When Naruto was about to search for Sasuke with the 8-man squad, a mysterious man appeared and teleported them to another world. Now, with the help of a Dwarf with a mysterious past, a Night Elf who the Dwarf calls his "brother", a Gnome Mage with a knack for blowing stuff up and freezing things, his crazy female Warlock love interest, a guild that is world renowned, and a world in turmoil, this will be Naruto's biggest quest yet. A Naruto X Warcraft crossover. This one is the first in a series.

How Heroes Are Made II: The Outland Campaigns- With the Dark Portal is opened and Kazzak's demons trying to get through, Naruto and few others go through the Dark Portal to the shattered world of Outland. With more characters, more adventures, and more questions, Naruto will find the least expected person in Outland and find out how much has changed in the years that have gone by. Is Naruto prepared to take on Illidan Stormrage and the Legion's Burning Crusade? And will he have to do it alone? The second in a series.

How Heroes Are Made III: War of the Frozen North- With the crisis in Outland dealt with, Naruto thought he could return home with his friends. That is, until the Scourge make their move. The world of Azeroth in in even more danger than ever. Not only from the Lich King's army of undeath, but from bad blood between the Alliance and Horde. Old and new faces reveal themselves. With the Nexus War, an Old God, the Akatsuki, and the ever-growing tension between the Alliance and Horde to contend with, its the Will of Fire vs. the Wrath of the Lich King. The third in a series.

How Heroes are Made IV: Terror of the Cataclysm- With Arthas's death and the defeat of Madara, Naruto and friends thought they could focus their efforts into finding a way home, but the unexpected has a way with derailing plans. Deathwing's return to Azaroth creates a second Sundering, destroying many parts of the world. As they rebuild, many events come to pass. The Horde's second warchief, Garrosh Hellscream, is put into power, the remaining Akatsuki gather their strength, and new races join the Alliance and Horde. With the pressure mounting, it's up to the ninja to stop Deathwing before his plans come to frution. The forth in a series.

Naruto/Star Wars: Ninja Clash with the Phantom Menace- After ending up in a galaxy far, far away, 11 genin, 1 chunin, 4 jonin, and a sannin wind up meeting a certain maverick Jedi and his young apprentice. Where are they? What does Kakashi's mysterious past have to do with this? And how will their arrival change the galaxy?

Untitled- Konoha High School is a boarding school famous for its friendliness, excellent teachers, sports teams, and many top students who have moved on to become "worthwhile in society". But even this school has its problems. The many students study hard and hope to graduate one day, all except the newest student. His name is Naruto Uzumaki. He is a prankster, a fighter, and a constant annoyance to the school. Most, if not all, of the students want him gone, and only after being there a couple of days. With drama, romance, comedy, and mystery abound, will Naruto graduate? Will he even be in school by then? This is your last shot, Naruto! Don't screw up!! Naruto AU.

Untitled- After 100 years of war, the Fire Nation is nearing its long awaited victory. Little do the soldiers and admirals know, their Fire Lord holds fear in his heart. He fears the return of the Avatar, that much may be obvious, but he also fears the potential of a bounty hunting duo known as Fox and Snake, due to their renown and power. He hires them to keep an eye on his son, Prince Zuko, as a way to keep them out of the country. But, when they witness the return of the Avatar, Everything changes. Will they asist the Avatar and his friends? Will they fulfil their mission with Zuko? Whose side are they truly on? A Naruto/Avatar crossover.

We understand that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. We do not mean to offend anyone because of what we wrote.

A series will end. But fanfiction about that series COUGHNarutoCOUGH will last forever.

Update as of 11/09/07

Now officially announcing my appearance, (about time i had some free time to do this), is I, BrotherOfEvents316. The actual brother of COE1256. We both started this account together, so we both read the stories and comment when we can. Hope no one was confused when we signed the comments with my name in them as well as my brothers.