You know how I said I was gonna do the three Transformer Chronicles books? Well I changed my mind. I'm deleting Strength and am going to simply write the one book, from Rowan's POV. it will include Cori but I'm not sure about Casey. Might bring her in later on and then MAYBE kill her off. If you don't like it then don't read my stuff.

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My Stardoll girl:

ForTheMusic

These are actual warnings!! (facepalm)

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Cause that's not why I heated it.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Really? How else could I do it?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (A lot of workplace accidents could be avoided if we just got the little five year olds off the machinery.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an in between use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

(I actually laughed for five whole minutes after I read the kiddies cough medicine)

I got this idea from TacticianZephine. Basically, I do a profile of my OC but in this case, I chose to do my favourite OC

Name: Rowan Janelle Harlow
Gender: Female
Faction: Autobot/ N.E.S.T
Function: Mechanic/Sniper
Rank: Captain
Nicknames/Aliases: Ro, Harlow, RJ
Partner(s): Hound (spark mate), Blurr
Current Status: Alive

Current Location: Abandoned N.E.S.T hangar
Associated With: Autobot's, N.E.S.T, the Immune

Strength: 9/10
Speed: 10/10
Endurance:
Analysis/Tactical: 6/10
Battle Prowess: 10/10
Firepower: 9/10
Reflexes: 8/10
Social Skills: 3/10
Intelligence: 9/10
Aggression: 10/10
Skill Total: 74/100

Appearance

Dark skin. Grey eyes. Short dyed yellow hair. Black t-shirt, long sleeve fishnet undershirt. Camo three quarter pant with suspenders. Black army boots.

Abilities

Expert sniper, hitting targets 10/10. Very adept at fixing all things mechanical.

List 10 of your favorite characters (OCs count!): From Rowan's POV

1: Hound
2: Casey
3: Sunstreaker
4: Cori
5: Arcee
6: Blurr
7: Bumblebee
8: Ratchet
9: Mirage
10: Soundwave

Answer the questions below...

What would you do if #1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Dent him in the head and turn over, going back to sleep

#3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I'm not Cori. She's next room over

#5 cooked you dinner?
Thank her and make dessert

#6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Curl up beside him and fall asleep, too

#7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Grin evilly and promise a tank load of pranks and weapon training

#8 got into the hospital somehow?
Bro, you are the hospital, you're not meant to send me into it!

#9 made fun of your friends?
Dent him in the head and rewire his electro-disruptor

#10 ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't really care since he practically lives in space

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will #1 do?
Find them, beat them up, then rearrange their bodies in some way. (no one messes with his spark mate)

You're on vacation with #2 and manage to break your leg. What does #2 do?
Calls Ratchet before splinting it

It's your birthday. What does #3 get you?
A mirror

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does #10 do?
Leave me there

You're about to marry #4. What's #1's reaction?
-.- not cool.

You got dumped by someone. How will #7 cheer you up?
Play songs on his radio and dance with me

#1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's charming, a gentleman, that accent is gorgeous, he isn't a pretty boy and he loves off roading

#2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for #9.

Casey...I honestly don't care but aren't you a little young for him?

Could #1 and #6 be soul mates?
No! No one will ever be having him because he is mine! All mine!

Would #2 trust #5?
Yes...Yes she should

#4 is bored and pokes #10. What happens after that?
Okay, even I thought you were smarter than that

If #6 and #3 cooked dinner what would they make?
:pokes a wiggling thing: It looks...uh...nice.

#7 won the lottery?
Okay, even if you rigged it-" "I did no such thing-" "I honestly don't care because you can buy me something.

#8 had quite a big secret?
Yeah, I had no idea medics were supposed to be drinking and interfacing with their assistants. :shudder: And I'm not talking about Casey, Moonracer.

#9 became a singer?
Wow, I always pegged him for the stick-up-the-ass kinda guy

#10 got a daughter?
...Mind=blown

Okay, some stuff about my stories:

OC's: Rowan Janelle Harlow
Coria Elen Matthews
Bluelight
Silverspeed

Description: Read Ro's profile above for her description. Cori is 16 with long blonde hair and a pink streak in it. She has bright blue eyes and a quirky personality.
Bluelight is quiet and seems shy, unless you're her friend. Then she is outgoing, funny and bright. She prefers to fight with her fists, being built for hit-and-run tactics. Silverspeed is quite different. She is sarcastic and loud. She is quite fast, both mentally, verbally and physically. She is incredibly smart, able to do immensely complex problems within ten seconds, a whole minute faster than a regular Autobot. Bluelight is small for a Cybertronian, as a human comes up to her waist. She is quite slender but agile and her hands are incredibly hard and thick. Her main colours are dark blue and black. Silverspeed is taller than Bluelight, but still small for a Cybertronian, as a human comes up to her knees. She seems breakable, with her lanky and slender form. Her main colours are silver and purple. Bluelight's alt. mode is a dark blue Bugatti Veyron whereas Silverspeed's is a purple Ferrari 458 Spider.

Bluelight's holoform is fairly simple and plain, with long wavy brown hair and blue eyes. She wears skinny jeans, ballet flats and tops with a simple hoodie. Silverspeed's holoform is more daring. It's distinctly gothic, with knee high lace up platform boots and a short leather skirt. She often couples a skimpy black tank top with black crop jackets. Silver speed has layered red hair and bright green eyes.

Other notes:

The Mindless: As the Virus spread throughout the world, it became clear there were three groups. The first was the Immune. They were fairly obvious as all had some coloured eyes; either grey, blue or yellow. They all had one thing in common. They were Immune because they had had contact with an NBE. The next group was fairly obvious. The dead. They, well...died. And the last group was perhaps the most terrifying. The Mindless. These monsters were easily recognisable by their skin colour, eye colour, hair colour and clothes. They skin was pale white or yellow with blotches of greens, blues, reds or blacks. Their eyes were a blood red or black and their hair was often either dead white or black. Their clothes became ragged and rotten, sometimes falling off completely.