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 Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Harry Potter. So hi, you can call me really anything reasonable. But my nickname is KoolKat its stuck since forever. About me i luv reading and i read fast and alot more than all my friends. Faves movie: don't know song: it changes almost every week right now you drive me crazy and i drive my self crazy by NSYNC. LUV THEM!!! Book: can u guess? duh percy jackson and the olympians ;P hence my name pjoftw111 food: uhhhh chocolate or lasagna I'M A FAN OF: garfield my fave cat , peter pan oddly enough it's true and the pjo series. and other stuff OTHER STUFF i luv to draw, listen to music even though i hate music class partially cause im failling that but i get A's in evry other class. I luv fasion but im nowhere near a girly girl case i luv sports and stuff. If you try to talk to me you won't get anywhere cause i will be in my own little world day dreaming. btw what do you call daydreaming at night but you're not sleeping? if you know plz pm me :P i'm a bit competitve but only in my head so im kinda a polite kid. I'm CANADIAN. I never use product in my hair except shampoo and conditioner and i don't use curlers, strainers and i rarely use a blow dryer i like to towel dry my hair. I never put on makeup pf any sort. it makes me feel fake. I am a big obsesser especially about everything to do with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!!!!! - _ l STORIES: well story i'm working on son of neptune and i tend to procrastinate so i upload sloooooooooooooooooooooooow and writing isn't mygreatest strength but reading is definitly. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever Im at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch her star I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go Take the pledge! Add on: I promise to remember The Stolls, NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. It's a sad day when Hannah Montana songs are stuck in your head Did You Ever Wonder... Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: "Your place or mine?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: "Is this seat empty?" What a guy means, when he says some stuff- “Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.” "It would take too long to " A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Bella: Your pale white and ice cold, i know what you are If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed. Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions. I hear your silence loud and clear. It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it? I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. A fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware? I'm afraid one day I'll meet God, HE'LL SNEEZE, and I won't know what to say They didn't know, that we know, they know, we know! i am not stupid i'm spechless. JUDGE ME and i'll prove you wrong. When you feel like giving up remember why you held on for so long in the first place. People who dont know me think i am QUIET people who do wish i was... hehe OMG the rain's wet! To be OLD AND WISE you first have to be YOUNG AND STUPID! A word to the WISE ain't necessary... its the stupid that need the advice Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Love your enemies! It really pisses them off. To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Smile. It confuses people. Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. A day without sunshine is like...night. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I've been to the dark side, they lied about the cookies! who ever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. life isn't about waiting for the STORM to pass its about learning to dance in the rain. Be the kind of women that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "aw crap, shes up." Dear Heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter. Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork. Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most. Of course I'm talking to myself; Who else can I trust? Don't follow me I'm lost too. At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me. It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it? I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! Haha. I don't get it. A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!" So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you. Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them. Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction. Music is my boyfriend. Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored. Poke me. I dare you. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens when you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!! Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that. Bow. Chicka. Waa. Waa. You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate. Danger: The person beside you is stupid. It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and hell was afraid I'd take over. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes! Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more." 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" If silence is golden, is talking silver? Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth. It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. What is the first thing that pops in your head when you see the following words 1. Bush Juniper from PJO 2. Twilight the apple from the cover in Forks 3. Kangaroo Koalas 4. Love Hearts and valentines day 5. Musical I've only been to 3 and one was a high school production 6. Michael Jackson Thriller 7. Time-travel I wish... 8. Italy Pizza and the leaning tower of Pisa 9. Japan China 10. WW2 Camouflage 12. Fish Percy Jackson 13. Green day The band 14. Yo dawg puppies LOL 15. G'day mate The Australian game footy, we learned about it in our school 16. Nose feet 17. The middle ages My knight in shining armor (Even though i don't have one yet...) 18. Harry Potter Lightning shaped scar and that i want powers!!!! 19. coconut Paradise island or Calypso's island 20. The Horror Genre Is that a series????? |
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