SickMasochisticLioness
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Joined 05-06-07, id: 1273220, Profile Updated: 06-05-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello members of fanfiction!! Okay, so I'm not sure what I'm going to do about Group Fights. I have to think of how the heck I'm going to end it, and I'm stuck, which is why there has been nothing new on that front. I'm also working on a Harry Potter story, which will not be posted until it's finished. So here is the info on me that someone might want to know.

Name: SickMasochisticLioness, M.B., Bookworm, Nerd, take your pick. People never use my real name anyways, so it's not actually important.

Age: Somewhere old enough to understand all the curse words and innuendos and not old enough to have a bottle of wine.

Location: Somewhere cold in the winter and bloody burning up in the summer. Also, somewhere with a lot of pollen.

Favorite Books: Twilight (I know, very teenage girl of me), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Discworld...we could continue, but it would take a very long time to get through it all.

Favorite Music: Everything but bubble gum and hip hop. Even some of those are alright. My favorites are rock, classical, and country. Umm.. we won't go into bands, there are alot of those too.

I guess that's it for me for now. Ummm... I guess I'll be back whenever I think of a proper ending to Group Fights.

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My Waking Nightmare by God-of-goats-loves-books reviews
Set after MR3, Max accidentally causes Fang to leave the flock one night but after 4 years they find each other again. How will the flock react? How will Max and Fang deal? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 134,286 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Max, Fang
Purgatory by wild spanish eyes reviews
Seven members of the Cullen family and seven deadly sins. Coincidence? Edward has lived too long to believe in coincidence. The death of each Cullen relayed by Edward to his newborn bride. Each one is a deadly sin. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
Moonrise by Point of Reason reviews
It's never just a sunset. It's also a moonrise. Post New Moon. Complete. Over 19,600 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,319 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Cygnus by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. We call Cygnus the swan constellation, but few remember the story behind it... In the future, times have radically changed. Edward and Bella don't meet in a place safe as school. How can they be together when they seem to be separated by a universe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,702 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007
Just Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
Sequel to Not Another Bella and Daughter Story. It's now eleven years after the incident and Alice Swan is eager to become a vampire, will her overprotective 'parents' even let her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,015 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Dead but Not Gone by Simply Emma reviews
AU: The wolves didn't do their job. Victoria found Bella, presenting her with a fate worse than death, forever alone. Bella has to learn to survive alone in a world she never thought she would face alone. Perhaps fate will intervene, perhaps not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,829 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Circle of Brothers by trainlindz reviews
The night before the battle in Eclipse, the Cullen men contemplate their reasons for the fight. Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Hot desire with a cold heart by FaithAdeline reviews
The last part of the Sage trilogy. Sage has been kidnapped, and is waiting for her friends to help her. She always knew her past would come back to bit her in the ass, she just didn't think she'd be alone when it did. . . Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,838 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007
Falling down and Getting Up Again and Again by LaughingPuppeteer reviews
Bella finally gave in and is now going out with Mike Newton :L however what hapens when the relationship gets abusive and Edward's the one giving her advise on how to solve a problem he shouldn't even know about. Review please :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Meeting by Moonlit Sunlight reviews
What happend when Bella is walking alone at night and stumbles into the ocean? Will Edward be there to save her? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007
Beautiful disater by J.ShellyReed reviews
Bella and her adoptive sister are very different in more ways then one but the biggest it who the fall in love with. Full summery as chapter 1 BXEd JBXEl rated T may change if i decide to throw in a few lemons. Chapter two is redone and longer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Bitemarks and Bloodstains by Countess Jackman reviews
I stared at Edward, swallowing the lump in my throat before saying, “Well, there is one place we can go.” His eyes flickered with recognition and he sighed, turning to the rest of our family, “The Volturi.” Sequel to Waste a Moment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,677 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
An Amazing Metaphorical Songfic for Carlisle by simplemelody92 reviews
This song fits amazingly with Carlisle's story from begining to present. Please check it out. I broke down all of the major parts for you to see, if you'd like to add more, just review! :DD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Every last moment by SilverVolvo Girl reviews
Bella sits in the doctors office waiting to recieve the results of some tests. Bella doesn't expect to begin a battle for her life that she may slowly begin to loose...how will Edward take this news if bella gets the currage to tell him whats wrong?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,648 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Annamia reviews
50 sentences, from when Jasper and Alice first meet to after Bella's wedding. Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Isabella Volturi by Animosity Heart reviews
Bella has been a part of the Volturi for over a hundred years. She thought that she belonged with them but she realised she didnt. She moves in with the Cullens and that with them is where she belonged... Disclamer Do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,682 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Too Late by saranicole reviews
What would happen if the werewolves were too late and Laurent bit Bella? Will Bella be alone through her change? Where will she go to learn to control herself? What happens when Edward goes back to Forks, and Bella is gone? Rated K-plus for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
If Things Were Different: A Twilight Remake by Your favorite little author reviews
What if...Edward wasn't a vegetarian? Jasper, Emmet, or Rosalie were part of the family? Or even vampires? Bella had a twin? What if everything you thought you knew about Twilight turned out to be completely wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007
The Perfect Stranger by elevenhurricanes reviews
Max and Fang have never met each other until now. They are both living perfectly normal lives with adoptive parents. What happens when the School comes after them and Fang's deepest secret is exposed? Is he good... or bad? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,840 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Volterra by thenag reviews
We know what happens to Edward, Bella, and Alice in Italy...But what happens 'back at the ranch? Told from Jasper's perspective and includes the fateful phone call Alice makes from the airplane to Jasper. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007
Monster by LovelyPriestess reviews
[COMPLETE] Esme’s past included an abusive husband… What if that 'husband' had been unknowingly turned into a vampire, and he’s come back, more than seventy years later, to reclaim his wife? After all, they were never 'properly' divorced. [E x C][B x E]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,499 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Not Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
I was tired of all of the Bella's daughter falls in love with Edward stories so i made my own. Voted Best On Site by some random people you probably don't even care about... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Guardian Angel by iceprincess263 reviews
Bella was turned in 1808 by Carlisle. In 1918 the two of them run into Edward in the Hospital in Chicago. What will happen? Summary sucks but the story is better. R&R plz.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007
Maximum Ride : Myths and Monsters by SuNsHiNe-FlOwErS reviews
The flock decide to rest in a certain meadow in Forks, Washington.Guess who finds them there.Twilight Max Ride crossover.FAX eventually. rated T just to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
Bella is off to Britain! by emmiegirl reviews
Bella is forced to go to Britain and of course Alice and Edward come along. She gets her own apartment, but she has 2 cheak in with her second cousin Jas who knows what could happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007
Eternity by FaithAdeline reviews
It's been 15 years since Edward left, leaving Bella alone and vunerable. She got bitten one day coming home and is now a great hunter and runner. She's on the dark side. Read for more, I pretty much blow at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,184 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
In the flames and water by FaithAdeline reviews
Sequel to Fire and Ice With a marriage to be planned, the Cullen's don't need anything to go wrong. Then there's Sage's problem with Jasmine. . Just maybe, there won't be a wedding at all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,310 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4481 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Group Fights reviews
Sequal to Garnet Flight. The School and the Volturi have come together, and everyone is fighting to be one top. Even worse, someone is helping the wring people. And Bella's still a vulnerable human. Max Ride Twilight x-over. R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Garnet Flight reviews
Maximum Ride Twilight crossover. Rated for safety. What if Bella's old friend came back after an unwilling 3 year stay at the school? First FF, so please r&r. I need the constructive critisism.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,998 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
I'm Not Good For You reviews
This is what I think Edward had to be thinking in those days right before he left. It is a songfic to the song that I jotted down, I'm Not Good For You. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete