AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Things John Watson doesn't expect to do when he transfers to a new school: A. Befriend his possibly mad roommate. B. Investigate a particularly nasty streak of murders with his most likely mad roommate. C. Fall slightly or not so slightly in love with his definitely mad roommate. D. All of the above.

Sherlock would love to tell John about his new experiment - but since John is the subject, that could impact the results. Also, John might protest about having that camera planted in his bedroom. Preslash (bordering on slash). Beta'd by percygranger and gretchen4321; Brit-picked by hms wellington. *Read the story from John's viewpoint in Alternate Hypotheses!*

Idea from this prompt from ilegzz on Tumblr: "Ok. So sherlock and john meet at a Tesco. Sherlock lives on his own and has NO IDEA whats the deal with all the milk brands and types and he knows mycroft told him something about them… Then John comes in and tells him something like "u should get this one" And walks away… Sherlock then stalks John all the time while at the Tesco."

Ianto stares down at his hands as he sits on the bed, Jack humming happily in the bathroom, and wonders. Refuses to wonder. But he can't help himself. He's human. Or he used to be.

Some say 'soul mate.' Some say 'other half.' Really, it's all the same to Ianto, even as a child. 'Someone who will be with me forever,' he thinks when he is nine, and the smear on his hand is finally starting to separate into recognizable letters. 'Someone who will understand.'

Sherlock steals evidence. Lestrade threatens to cut him off murder cases unless he gives it back. Faced with a severe blow to The Work, Sherlock grits his teeth and offers a compromise: he'll tell Lestrade why he stole each and every piece of evidence, and Lestrade can then decide if he gets to keep it. Johnlock. Humor/Romance/Fluff/Drama. Rated for swearing, and, er, romance.

There are two chairs, at the back of the Baker Street Bookstore and Cafe, that are always kept vacant; two chairs that Margaret Hudson keeps just for them. She watches the clock hit ten to, and then sets the kettle. They'll be here soon, her boys. The books are waiting.

In which Merlin merely "visits" the dungeons and gains an ironic nickname, the new guard learns a lesson, a bystander is confused, bandits attack, and Uther saves a sorcerer. Probably worth a read, but that's just my opinion. Here's to smiling!

There are, by all accounts, three types of hearts in the world: iron, glass, and silver. Every person, of the billions that populate the Earth, has one of three kinds of heart. But all the accounts don't actually account for everything. There's a fourth kind of heart out there, for all that it's unspeakably rare.

Sassticca has been a slave in old Aquila's villa for many years. She thought nothing would bring light and laughter into the place, until the Master's nephew, the crippled centurion Marcus Flavius, arrived. He has given the old man something to care about, as the new Briton slave, Esca, has helped Marcus to get back on his feet again. Sassticca's POV. Canon, some angst, some slash.

Modern AU. As Albion's Sexiest Bachelor for four of the past five years Arthur could have anyone he wanted, but as it happened the one man he wanted was an oblivious baker named Merlin who had no idea who he was.

Arthur has an Unbeatable Move. With it he can win any battle.

Merlin is sick and Arthur checks on him... not because he's worried, of course. Gen. Friendship.

Set post-reveal, whenever that will be, no slash, first fanfic ever! Merlin and Arthur have a long awaited conversation, and Arthur comes to an interesting conclusion. "Merlin, have I ever defeated a magical creature? Unaided?"

John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.

The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.

"It is impossible," he said in a strangled voice, "for two perfectly heterosexual men to have a relationship without secretly pining for each other in the beauty of the moonlight?" / Or, why Arthur and Merlin hate when people think they're more than just friends. Slight crack. No slash, obviously.

If Arthur had ever bothered to listen, he might have realized that Merlin has been telling him about his magic for years.

Sherlock had decided early on that there was something almost sacred about having a flatmate. Oneshot.

All Amy wanted was a cup of tea, but now the TARDIS is grumpy, the Doctor is mildly concussed, and Rory is bewildered. And what in the name of sanity is the Doctor wearing anyway? Mornings are a lot more complicated in the Time Vortex.

John lets out a puff of laughter. "And how does he look at me?" "The same way he looks at cocaine and cigarettes."

Arthur has a series of... 'brotherly chats' with his knights

Death by extermination was always the worst for Jack. And he hadn't realized that it could happen to Gwen and Ianto before he could keep his promise. One-shot after DW 'Journey's End'

One-shot. John is sick of Sally's comments to Sherlock and snaps. Slash. I don't own BBC Sherlock. Rated T for safety :D Please R&R

Sherlock has a very serious secret, and it must be kept at all cost. Especially from John. The best kind of fluffy crack inside.

John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.

My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Contrary to popular belief, Sherlock does have a heart, but John wonders if perhaps the people around him don't. Slight spoilers for 2x03. Pre-slash. Oneshot. Complete.

Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.

University AU/ Sherlock Holmes resident genius is being tutored on a subject he took and passed two years ago. Why? Certainly not because he has a thing for a certain short fellow upperclassmen, because that would just be ridiculous.

My take on the trope of John's nightmares and Sherlock's reaction. No real spoilers, I don't think. Much fluff.

A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

In which there is sexual tension of an unresolved sort but it's no big deal, and no one feels any need to change it anytime soon. Also, there are tribbles.

AU, slash, A/M, When someone new comes to court, it's up to some of the more seasoned people in Camelot's court to take them aside and explain a few rules...about Merlin.

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

It was a mystery the likes of which John Watson had never yet faced – figuring out Sherlock's eye colour. What the bloody hell is it?

COMPLETE [Merthur, AU of episode 4x04 'Aithusa'] Gwaine is observant, Aithusa just thinks they're all very silly and apparently the whole of Camelot ships the Prince and his Manservant. But, then again, who is really surprised?

ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.

Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

Or, four times Sherlock Holmes tried to propose to John Watson, one time he succeeded. Sherlock thinks he's a failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade give some bad advice, and Mummy saves the day. All in a lovely, fuffy holiday theme.

Merlin's been charged with sorcery... again. Written for the girlsavesboy challenge.

Merlin's just revealed himself as a sorcerer to the entire court of Camelot, including Arthur. So now what?

What if Morgana was merely a puppet? What if she started to realize it was Morgause pulling her strings? Post-S2 Pre-S3 Merlin/Morgana if you squint.

SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.

Gwen always knew Merlin was a little bit strange. It was only a matter of time before she figured out why.

Philip didn't ever think he could be more grateful for the things that his Lord had given him...until he met Syrena.

"Arthur stared down at the form of his unconscious manservant. Stupid Merlin, he thought"

Wherein Rory is a perfectly competent nurse and the Doctor makes a lousy patient.

"Walk or die." Blackbeard had said. Philip had to protect her from this monster.

A race across the heathers. An epiphany for Esca.

Post-series. Zuko has been working himself to the bone, and really isn't listening to anyone. Whatever. It's not like Toph was going to ask permission anyway. Toph & Zuko friendship fic

After a mysterious sorcerer saves Camelot, Arthur is pretty sure he knows who it is. He and Merlin have a discussion about it. But it's purely hypothetical. Really. It is.

The team is on the plane home from Miami. A moment of compassion leads to Reid finding out something new about Ashley. Post Corazon

Written for a prompt on the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme. Sherlock and John discover an amusing quiz on-line. Just how much IS John Watson worth in bed?

Toph has some about Zuko. By BlackMarketTrombones.

When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.

Based on a fanart & this: "It's not unusual for a noble to have a loved one painted in miniature so that they can wear the small, bejeweled, painted trinket within their clothes, close to their heart." - Merlin is suspicious of Arthur's new necklace.

When the Fellowship sees a demon in the Dwarf's domain, Gandalf takes an offly long time telling them what it is. Too long. Parody of the scene from the movie. My mom's brilliant idea!

Merlin/Arthur. Morgana/Gwen. Crack. In which Uther develops a crush on a magic mirror, much to the horror and amazement of everyone. Arthur files this under deeply suspicious, but when he confronts the Mirror he gets more than he bargained for.

Key Word: Coffee. Jack has an obsession but is it to the coffee or to the Tea Boy that brings it? JANTO. Cuteness! 1st Installment.

From 'Mansfield Park'. The story of what happened between Edmund getting over Mary and marrying Fanny. Edmund/Fanny, so Henry fans beware!

AU. As six year old Arthur chases six year old Merlin around the fountain on the Isle of the Apples, waving his wooden sword around and threatening the giggling boy to high heaven, Nimueh can't help but watch and chuckle. Implied future MerlinxArthur

A force flies through Camelot, people flee the streets in terror,babies cry;even the Great Dragon cowers in fear,is it a sorcerer? No.It is the embodied spirit of thousands of angry BBC viewers. Will Uthur survive unscathed.Probably not. Please R&R

A young visiting princess could use a lesson in humanity. Perhaps it is the cruel streak of Merlin and Arthur’s destiny that dictates she learn it at their expense.

A one-shot fic in which Morgana and Arthur's profoundly un-noble behavior leads Gwen to discover Merlin's secret. And she holds a sword while doing so.

AU. PreSlash. Merthur. In Ealdor, Merlin comes upon an injured man and takes care of him in secret, never realizing that the one he watches over is Arthur, the Crown Prince of Camelot.

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