You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime tree

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You say club, we say Ouran High School Host Club

You say metal we say Full Metal Alchemist

You say supernatural, We say Ghost Hunt

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vonggola

You say notebook,We say Death Note

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS:Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS:Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS:Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.

FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room

BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes

FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster

BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament

FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class

BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it.

FRIENDS: Never borrow money...

BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."

FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back

BEST FRIEND: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

Friends: Will share their candy.
Best Friends: Will buy camo, a box, skittles, and sit on your roof throwing the Skittles at innocent bystanders yelling " TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

97% of girl teens would cry their ass off if they saw Justin Bieber get hit by a car. If you are one of the 3% who would say "Finally my ears will stop bleeding" post this on your profile.

95 of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5 who would bring popcorn, a chair, and shout "DO A FLIP!"

95% of the teenage female population would cry if Robert Patterson or Justin Bieber jumped off a building and killed himself. If you are the 5% that would grab a chair, some popcorn, and watch him do it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear i wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people I do the first 3

YOUR GUY SIDE: (Bold yours! :D)

You love hoodies. (so much!)
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats (I like both!)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Depends how...)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Depends were)
Sad movies suck (they just end up making me cry! :'( )
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. (Sometimes...)
You go to your dad for advice. (Depends, if it's girl stuff, hell no!)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.(depends what shop because if it's hot topic then hell yea!)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (If it's for science or anything connected to it,hell no! Once try and she not even know it!)
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.(sometimes)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (Never seen it) You were in gymnastics/dance.(Ballroom because of my mom)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (to watch cool movies like the avengers)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

THESE ARE THE SHIPS I WILL GO DOWN WITH!!! (my otps {one true parring})

Nalu- We all know that Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfillia will be together! Even Hiro Mashima ships it!

Gruvia- Even the idiot Natsu ships it! Gray needs to sort out his feelings for Juvia!

Jerza- They almost kissed for goodness sakes! Jellal! grow a pair and kiss her!

Rowen- Ahh Young love. I want to see Wendy an Romeo together.

Chappy- Carla! Just accept his fish! That will make Happy happy!

WHOA WHOA THERE! My friend Said that i make that stuff. Only for an inside joke though, but if you want me to make some pm me! :D