About me, well...

Sex: F

Age: Young enough to do stupid things, old enough to vaguely regret them later

Place: At the moment I live in Italy...go me, being all cultured.

Current obsessions: Campion books (but seriously, most of them are out of print and it's really hard to find them, which sucks out loud), Dr Who, Alex Rider books (I listen to them on audiobook but I get really into them so I can be walking down a street and suddenly shout out 'NOOO!' And then people point and stare) and ignoring the Dark is Rising Film (really, they're making a film out of it, I swear, if they ruin my childhood I will hunt them down, I will, that's been my favourite book since I was ten). Oh, and Gael Garcia Bernal. Naturally. Why d'you think I learnt Spanish?

Why is the little red line coming up when I spell favourite, I swear it's spelled that way...

Favourite Quotes:

(In the middle of 'Kingdom of Heaven) A-C: Three days and five bowls of weetabix later, we rejoin our heroes...

Me: I think every film has a Tom Jones moment. I'm serious. In 'Harry Potter' he could just step out from behind statues and be like 'Gee Harry, it's not unusual to be loved, by anyone, da da da da...and so on. Maybe more than once. Maybe several times.

Art: (Lord of the Rings is on the television) I never understood this film, I feel asleep in the middle of it...I mean, why that volcano? And they're all so irritating, I think they should die...stupid Elijah Wood, stupid Elijah Wood's gay friend, Liv Tyler, Weird eyebrow guy, and then Ian McKellen and the cool evil guy could run off together and drink tea and have sex all day long...

Me: So you thought when we translated skills as 'talenti'-

Suzie: You thought we meant like sexual talents?

M: Nods

Me: BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS BAD THOUGHTS!

Art: Yeah and there's this greek magazine that's got pictures of Daniel Radclyffe naked...

Me: Dude, when did Harry go all emo?

Art: Hang on...here it is-

S:throws herself across the sofa, knocking over two glasses and a table and finally grabs the magazine out of Art's hands WRONG, SO WRONG!