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 Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. Logging on in 2018...?? I was shocked I remembered my password tbh I'm way too old for this. I watched the Naruto fandom destroy itself over dumb shipping wars and I’d just like to make it clear that I love all ships, even crack ones. Actually especially crack ones. Don’t like, then don’t read. And be sure to follow/fav/review my stories yo. Okay okay, you really don't have to. But you prolly should because it makes a gal feel appreciated ya know bluntsuma.tumblr.com is where I would reside if I didn’t forget that password lmao |
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Metro by Kakiity reviews
Itachi wants to know if Sasuke is gay, so he's taking him out of town to show him something. From that point Sasuke experience a new world filled with sex and slowly discovers what happened in Itachi's past. please note that this is graphic ItaSasu lemon yaoi, if you don't like it - don't read it! Might contain heterosexual scenes. Please note that original characters will occur.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,134 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Obsession by xSonya reviews
Orochimaru's unhealthy obsession with Sasuke leads him onto dirtier things driven by pure desire, though with the promise of ultimate power shining brightly in the balance, how can Sasuke possibly say no?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Only For You by queenofcolor reviews
Naruto was just a waiter in an upscale restaurant, and definitely not gay. Sasuke just the very straight CEO of a company known all throughout Konoha. After too many chance encounters Sasuke has had enough. "only for you" he whispers, he cant help but smirk. never once did he think this would happen. NarutoXHinata and NarutoXSakura only in the beginning tho.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The War Restaurant AU! by QueenPotatos reviews
Everything is in the tittle. Crack HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] Izuna U., Tobirama S.
Wake Up by DragonofFernweh reviews
"I treat you for what you're worth." Sasuke hears those words leave his abusive boyfriend, Suigetsu's, mouth almost every day, and he knows exactly what his worth is. Nothing. He deals with the torment so no one else gets hurt, but when a blonde, Naruto, moves in across the street, things begin to change. And Sasuke begins to believe Naruto's words. "You're worth more than that."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,080 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hakai by ChaiMada reviews
ItaSasu HashiMada, The mind is an easy thing to break, the body even more. Metal illness plays its game within Madara and Sasuke's mind, and the abuse going on in a place where they should be helping isn't helping recovery. What will the brothers and an unlikely stranger do to get Madara the help he needs and make sure Sasuke doesn't experience the same fate his uncle had?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,436 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Hashirama S., Madara U.
Everything But You by Its-a-MAN-CRUSH reviews
Being of a different blood, having a "CEO" for an older brother, and being able to party when ever he wanted had it's perks, but their was still one thing missing. SasuNaru (check out poll on my page for Sequel)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,941 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fox Forest by xsakura-shinigamix reviews
Exhausted after a struggling battle with the Uchiha, the young shinobi Tobirama found himself in a forest near the battlefield. A demon fox had taken care of him while he had passed out and they ended up growing close to each other. [YAOI]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Tobirama S.
When Poetry Speaks a Thousand Words by HowlingMidnightfang reviews
He's just a lonely little boy, while she cries day by day. He saw blood appear before his eyes, he remembers seeing his friends fade away. Right now this is all just going to be about ALL chracters of Naruto, just in poem form. Please take a look.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013
Because I Love You by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
After withstanding years of childhood sexual abuse, Itachi is on his way to recovery. But when Sasuke faces trial after trial, how will he respond? Uchihacest, some disturbing content, angst, fluff, etc. *old chapters are under reconstruction* COMPLETE. PLANNING A SEQUEL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 117,766 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
20 truths about Orochimaru by iluvfanfics1997 reviews
The truth about our least favorite Sannin and why they couldn't give him up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Thin Line Drawn in Water by HoodedSpellcaster reviews
Sai is an artistic high school student who has a pretty bad thing on attractive boys. Suigetsu is someone he wants to get friends with, not to lust after. Could Sai keep himself under control, or will his incipient friendship with Suigetsu fail perfectly? Sai's POV, AU Suigetsu x Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sai, Suigetsu H.
Hopefully Ever After by Lyrical Analysis reviews
Sasuke is a slave taught obedience and submission by his old, extremely abusive master. A few months ago, his old master sold him to Itachi. When Sasuke breaks one of Itachi's good wine bottles, what type of punishment will the Uchiha think up? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, Itachi x Sasuke, Slave/Master
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Epiphany by XPoeticallyxIncorrectX reviews
I'm not even human in his eyes; just a punching bag he can sleep with after he argues with his girlfriend. I want him to love me, but it just isn't possible. He'll never care, but I don't want to realize that. I'll have to wake up at some point. In Sasuke's POV, NaruSasu, yaoi, r&r.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things You Thought You'd Never Do by Makkoska reviews
Failure – that's something Madara just can't handle, no matter why and how it happens. Hashirama helps him to cope with it. HashiMada, yaoi. Set in the same universe as It's the Small Things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] Tobirama S. - Complete
Keep Your Enemies Closer by Dana-Eliza reviews
Birthday fic for Megan! Even if it's late... Suigetsu loses against Kisame, not winning the sword he wants so badly. But then Kisame wants something back for his win and it is not Suigetsu's sword he wants... Yaoi, manxman, KisaSui, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Kisame H., Suigetsu H.] - Complete
Serendipity by SazoukKasumi reviews
Hinata is your average woman: Plain, nerdy in all the wrong ways, and well, ordinary until one day her curiosity gets the better of her. Poking her nose where it doesn't belong, she's caught in a world she never knew existed. This is just a random story I'd had for a while, tell me if you like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Don't You Dare Forget the Sun by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
Itachi took Sasuke with him when he left Konoha on the night of the massacre—but what happens if he and Sasuke are able to go back? Eventual ItaSasu, ninjaverse, slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
All For You by Shimmyy reviews
Sasuke was beyond frustrated. Trapped in a body that could only do so much, and holding the knowledge of the terrible fate to come. He desperately tries to get stronger with only one goal in mind. To protect the brother that protected him for so long, by selling his soul to the devil. (Uchihacest, rape, and the bad stuff, be warned)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U.
Depravity by Satan's Pet Turtle reviews
MOVED FROM CODY-KUN'S ACCOUNT. Sasuke and Itachi are in an unhealthy relationship. Sasuke craves pain, and Itachi is more than happy to oblige. Is their love stronger than their insanity? Disturbing content, Uchihacest, lemons, angst, knifeplay, bloodplay, rape, murder, kidnapping, and torture (list is on-going). Not for the faint of heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Kiss it with a K by Paper Lanterns And Yogurt reviews
Better than highschool and only one step away from the burning gates of damnation. Not bad. "Listen Neji, if you're going to be a curmudgeon you shouldn't have agreed to come with me to a beauty pageant."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Neji H., Tenten
Oblivion by HyugaHimeSama reviews
A passionate night inside the Hyuga walls. Nothing else exists but these two lovers. yes, its very lemony.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Hidden In the Leaves by YamatosSenpai reviews
A YAOI/BL story about the relationship between Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha as teenagers before the formation of the Hidden Leaf Village. Rated T for Sensuality, Course Language, and Mild Thematic Events (lol) Hashirama x Madara, one shot. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Karin Gaiden! by Horamiso reviews
A short SuixKarin story that I wrote as a present for my best friend who adores the pairing. Warning: CONTAINS LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Him by Yuaki1707 reviews
Abigail's thoughts on Ethan. I noticed that there were no fanfiction's for this couple so I wanted to make one. AbigailxEthan
Dance Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Abigail A., Ethan K. - Complete
Ending in Ebony by Itadakimasui-chan reviews
Suigetsu is a lonely, bored, and poor sixteen year old. Sasuke is a rich orphan in constant search for his brother. If the lavender-eyed teen could lead him to Itachi, what would Sasuke do to get answers? SasuSui yaoi with lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,129 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
My Perfect, Promiscuous Son by Kandakicksass reviews
Inspired by "My Promiscuous Daughter" by CKY. Fugaku walks in on something he shouldn't have, and he doesn't know how to react when that's his perfect son being violated right in front of him. Not rape- perfectly consensual. Explicit slash. Madara/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
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To Carry a Burden reviews
The tragic outcomes of Sakura's two short-lived pregnancies made her wonder if she'll ever be able to have children and help her husband Sasuke restore his bloodline. But after Tsunade suggests something unimaginable Karin ends up carrying a burden she herself never expected to have: Sasuke's child. Flames get laughed at and deleted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U., Suigetsu H.
Fool For You reviews
Hashirama Senju is the student body president at North Konoha High School. He's got good looks, good grades and yet something is missing. Can the shy yet stubborn Madara Uchiha be the one to change that? Meanwhile Tobirama, Hashirama's younger brother, is the school's top athlete who's teammates harass his secret crush, the openly gay cheerleader Izuna Uchiha. AU Simple/Drabblish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,283 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] [Izuna U., Tobirama S.]
Stray reviews
After being left to fend for themselves, Mangetsu Hozuki and his younger brother Suigetsu are adopted by the town bigshot, Zabuza Momochi. But when Mangetsu is forced to become the demon's sex slave, he realizes that their lives won't be so easy. Can Mangetsu save his baby brother from the same fate? M for language, violence, drug use . sex/yaoi/incest planned for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Zabuza M., Suigetsu H., Mangetsu H.
Crack Sunset: The Drabbles reviews
A collection of drabbles based on the crack shipping of the Naruto Twitter RP fandom (Twitter no Jutsu). AU, OOC, all that jazz. Rated M for sexual themes. 1) Shibi & Teuchi 2) Obito & Hanare **DISCONTINUED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013
All I Want reviews
Sasuke and Suigetsu had been best friends for four years when they confessed mutual love. Now Sasuke, who is living with his loving but strict brother Itachi, must keep this relationship on the downlow while struggling with his recently developed psychotic depression. OOC. M for language, sex/yaoi and mild drug use ***FIC ON HOLD***
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.] Itachi U., Kisame H.