27 July 2017: Oh good lord how did I have friends. Wow. It's...actually a bit depressing and I'm glad this version of me and the person I am now are not the same.

Holy hell I was creepy. Eugh.

Hello, hello, hola!

I'm Erica with a C. Spell it with a K and I'll banish you to the shadow realm. They only have Weight Watchers cookies, no milk, and a buffet of boiled veggies over there, so unless that's what floats your boat, there are no K's in my name.

I'm nineteen, a chick, offensive, grammatically correct, complex as fuck, and black. I think the word "swag" is overused. If you say you have swag, I find it appropriate to tell you why you don't. I tend to start multiple projects and forget which one came first

If anything I have just said offends anyone, the back button's in the top left hand corner, or you can do me a solid and tap ALT-F4.

Still here? Great.

I write some of everything, though I mostly focus on Fictionpress. You should check me out there.

I'm on fictionpress.net and DeviantArt under the exact same penname.

I'm on Archive of our Own, as SerafinaCastaway.

1 April 2010-My best friend has officially infected me with Castaway's Syndrome (if you don't know what it is, I'm "Basically addicted to the series.") so expect some Castaway's of the Flying Dutchman fics as soon as I read The Voyage of Slaves.

11 September 2011--Today makes me hate and respect my dad. I respect his service to this country, but I hate that he didn't answer his phone for three weeks after 9/11 and terrified me. He never apologized.

Oh, and I saw something that made my whole brain cry. I still gag thinking about it. Eugh.

15 June 2012-- COLLEGE SOPHOMORE, BITCHES. Maybe now I'll go back to fanfiction.

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