"I suddenly have a creative pleh."

I enjoy painting grass and watching it dry, tending to bonsai trees, watching my hermit crabs, discussing Shakespeare with the television and drinking water. But, on the other hand, you probably don't give a shit.

Expect from me absolutely nothing, as I have commitment issues that keep me from finishing anything I start, including fan fiction. You can expect lots of Mary-Sues, as I find that fan fiction is the only outlet for my narcissicism and unlikely-to-ever-be-fulfilled fantasies. My Mary-Sues can wield a bow better than Legolas, are more charming than the Human Torch, and can kickboth Colonel Jack O'Neil's and Wolverine'sasses...at the same goddamn time, while vomiting out wisdom that would put Socrates to shame, with a cripplingly tragic past to boot.

...and, done.