"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Shirou never expected to be summoned to another world, but now all he wants to do is finish save it so that he could return home to his family. But it order to return home, he will first have to survive. First rule of surviving as a summoned hero, don't trust ANYONE.

The last thing I remember is being trapped in the locker; now I'm in some kind of filthy, abandoned research facility, one that's clearly never heard of OSHA or the Geneva Convention. How did I get down here? Am I alone? Most importantly… how do I get out? Maybe I should make something… Tinker!Taylor, sane!GLaDOS

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

Alexander Carter didn't accomplish anything truly worth noting during his life. So when he was offered a chance to make a difference in the overgrowing universe he accepted without much argument on his part. Now armed with the skills and knowledge of one of the deadliest and most feared warrior in existence, The Doom Slayer, Alex will make sure that all will know his name.

2137 When an Alliance exploration ship is fired upon by a Turian cruiser, it shall unleash them upon the galaxy, and the Galaxy is not ready for their power, their abilities, or their lack of common sense! Human/Youkai/Lunarian Alliance. Mass EffectXTouhou Crossover AU. Too many characters to write. Please enjoy and review. update delayed due to writers block.

A few minor and realistic changes in the decisions made by the leaders of humanity drastically altered the path of Citadel Space and the Reaper War. This is the story of caution and planning over recklessness, the path of the juggernaut over the glass cannon. This is the story of humanity as it should have been. A power worthy of its Council seat, and one the Reapers can't ignore.

Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.

The story of an unyielding man thrust into a galaxy of myriad grays—of questioning the past and of walking the same steps, wondering whether any answers beyond death lie at the end of that long, ever-winding road. (Ch36@10.1k words atm)

At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.

Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!

She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

They sealed the Breach, ending the Kaiju war and saving humanity. The least they could ask for was hero's burial. But life isn't done with it's four favorite Jaegers just yet, they still have a galaxy to save.

A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?

An ancient danger threatens the galaxy, unknown to all. A humanity which never discovered Prothean ruins, expanding through space on their own, emerges. Joined with the machines they created, hardened by war with a terrifying enemy, they read the writing on the wall. But will the galactic community already there listen to these newcomers, stirring up trouble everywhere they go?

What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.

What would happen if the CPUs and their allies step onto the galactic stage? How would the cycle proceed? And how will the Reapers be dealt with? With friendship, cannons, and pudding of course!

Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.

What happens when a hero of another story gets mixed up in the shenanigans of a pervert and his crew?

When things begin to go right for someone with extraordinary powers, sometimes, the trend continues. Eventually Becomes a Gamer Fic. New Spin Hopefully.

The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

Taylor had thought she only found the perfect base to start her hero career. Instead, she found the best partner she could ever hope to find.

August 31st, 2010, 19:00 hours, Brockton Bay, Approximately Fifteen Minutes from Brockton Bay Cinemas. The precise time and place that Taylor Hebert was fatally wounded whilst caught in the crossfire between the ABB and the E88. The precise time and place that the Queen Administrator, suborned by the Earth-born Ethereal Asaru, made Taylor The Commander of XCOM.

Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.

Baby Beel comes to the ninja world and chooses young Naruto as his father! NarutoxHilda love and family story about two teens raising a baby.

Two years into the Abyssal War and a year after the first shipgirl took to the ocean, a strange new arrival has the world on edge.

In an attempt to summon the best familiar she could, Louise altered the words of the summoning for maximum power. What she summoned was something that had never before been seen in this world, and now she has an army at her beck and call. Nothing will ever be the same. Tiberium Universe.

Hiraga Saito is a curious young man who will chase his interests with a passion. It just so happens that at the moment that interest is games. Saito gains the Gamer ability years before being summoned. Louise has no idea what she's in for. Gamer!Saito, Harem Possible, Massive Crossover. (Up for adoption latest chapter explains)

Alone and filthy, Taylor Hebert died in her school locker. Then, she got a second chance, reborn as Artoria Pendragon, King Arthur hi-HERself! Unfortunately, she doesn't really change much, but you know what they say about that third time being the charm? Taylor Hebert, now the King of Knights, has returned to her own era, and she's not keen on repeating her mistakes thrice-over.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Taylor gets the power to go into works of fiction and come out with new powers, pets, and items. This is my first fic. The quality and average post length improve as it progresses. I do not own Worm, or any of the other series referenced or quoted in this fic, I am making no money off of this. Story is dead, but the last post includes cliff notes and the intended ending.

Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.

One look. A single look would change Naruto's life forever. Sage!Naruto

Having first seen Lee and Guy's "Sunset Genjutsu", Naruto decides to find out how it could be made. Because Lee is totally unable to cast a genjutsu and it's one of Naruto's weak points too. Besides, sunset looks really really cool - there is a lot of orange color! This is a translation of one of the greatest and the most interesting russian Naruto fanfiction stories.

There are many types of administration.

The one where Accelerator goes on a week long bender due to Kamijou Touma's extremely bad luck and makes some decisions that make things very awkward. Taylor Hebert always did like pretty boys.

Adas, hidden within the Perseus Veil. No-one would've guessed this would be where the start of something spectacular. Let the masters of the atom, builders of armies, changers of Fate decide their path. And let no-one tell them otherwise.

His master was the strongest hero in the world, the man who killed gods in one punch. He was his disciple, so Angels shouldn't be a problem, right?

It all started with a joke, a drunk truck driver and dreams of a harem and ended with a trip to the hospital, a broken leg, a crutch and the ability to see numbers everywhere. Yeah, Life isn't too kind on Issei. Sadly enough, he could see that it was about to get whole lot more complicated.

With the Second Impact stilled in the cradle, Earth would be in better in shape were it not for the ravages of the Aliens. As SEELE lie in wait, the Commander must act as the world's faith in his organization of XCOM is called to absorb the aborted NERV project and stand ready to defend Earth again with weapons and tools more foreign than any Alien Artifact: the EVA units.

For more than 20 years, the Terran Federation's path into the darkness beyond Earth has been marked by war, betrayal, and bugs. Every alien they met in the blackness of space has been hostile, pushing the region on a path to another great interstellar war. But sometimes, you get lucky, will the 6th time over Shanxi be it?

Without purpose a single Volt frame floats in the void amidst the impossibilities that occur naturally in that not-space, yet a call to it is heard, a being with only the smallest trickle of sentience tied to it and it knew it had to answer, for here was the return every carefully crafted Technocyte filled piece of its body yearned for. Here was a return to the Tenno.

Hachiman Hikigaya has found himself in quite the predicament. He's woken up in an entirely new world that looks to be straight out of a fantasy light novel! Being the genre-savvy light novel fan that he is, he knows what quite a bit on what to expect from being the protagonist of some light novel. That still probably won't help him get through any of it, though.

Naruto dies in his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End and is sent to the Soul Society where he joins the Gotei 13. Three years later Naruto becomes the Captain of the 3rd Division shortly after the Ryoka Invasion before he, along with Ichigo and Renji, is sent on a mission to the Shinobi World; What will happen when Naruto ends up in Konoha? Adopted from Rocker1600.

Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.

ON HIATUS. Shipgirls are the spirits of warships of old brought back to fight the threat of the Abyssal Fleet. But who ever said only ships can be summoned? Legends never die...they just reach a different battlefield. The first Kancolle/AC Xover ever.

Summary: Brockton Bay has an amazingly temperate climate. But sometimes, winter storms come through anyways. Because of this, Taylor was left in the locker for much longer, with far reaching consequences. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Worm belongs to Wildbow. We just get to play in this universe. It is fanfiction, thus is by definition AU. All changes are for my entertainment.

Humanity found the Prothean ruins on Mars, but the data was corrupted. So, what happens when a race develops outside of the Reapers plans? And what of the machines of war that humanity has made?

AU. Taylor doesn't trigger in the locker. She doesn't gain control of insects. She doesn't bring the heroes of Bockton Bay to their knees while accidentally becoming the queen of its underworld. That doesn't mean she isn't special. Or hungry. She's very hungry, actually.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

After Colony 197. Mankind has once again found peace, thanks to the efforts of the 5 Gundam Pilots and their allies. All Mobile Suits are about to be destroyed, when a chance discovery on Mars halts this decision. This discovery lets Humans finally leave the Solar system and paves a new road, for all mankind. For humanity has found: Mass Effect.

To be a Jinchuriki is to sacrifice your humanity. To be a Katana is to strike down all in your path without pause or question. What kind of human then, will be the result of both doctrines when brought together by one who has been called a demon such as he, a woman whose very existance had been denied by those around her, despite its reluctance to be snuffed out?

The Giza Program's Stargate came with the eighth and ninth chevrons pre-dialled. To where, they do not know, but when it was activated, it connected to a recovering Tomb World, namely Earth. On the other side, Ivan Brackman, Dominic Maddox, and Thalia Kael are busy scratching their heads over how something so small survived Quantum Gate travel sans Structural Integrity Field.

Mankind has survived its crucible, and while scarred and changed by the Ethereals, they advance into the cosmos. The galaxy beyond is a place of wonder and terror, of wealth and strife. Amid the threats and opportunities, both within and without, XCOM remains vigilant. Mass Effect/XCOM/Eclipse Phase/FEAR/Destiny fusion.

Instead of getting the power to control insects, Taylor receives a different power. A power seen before in A Certain Scientific Railgun.

For thousands of years, we have slept. Waiting for projects to come to fruition, waiting for the loneliness to end. Waiting for something interesting to happen. The Reapers are going to have a very, very bad day. A Planetary Annihilation and Mass Effect Crossover. Have fun!

Having been cast down at the conclusion of his battle with the Leviathans, Shinji Ikari finds himself caught between his new world and an old one that looks suspiciously familiar. And while he may be trapped with only one companion, a certain someone universes away prepares to go to any lengths to see his return. Rated M to be safe

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

Waking up in the middle of a death battle with needles flying at him hadn't been one of Cloud's better days. Seeing a limp black-haired body cradled in his arms with said needles sticking out of his neck made it even worse. But that's just the beginning: "Hey you, makeup guy. You've been quiet. What's your beef with Konoha?" She pointed at him. Kankuro sputtered, "It's face paint!"

My first Fic and a response to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. Naruto is banished from Konoha and Tsunade wont stand for it. NaruHina, more exciting pairings later.

What if a certain someone that had been monitoring the Mass Effect reality had finally had enough? Mostly Mass Effect with a dash of Trek.

Thirteen years have passed since the death of Emperor Reinhard the Invincible. Humanity has begin to rebuild, but tensions are high in the realm of the Golden Lion. But as new enemies emerge, and a bigger galaxy is discovered, it seems that the old adage may yet be true: only a common enemy can bring Humanity together.

Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Taylor Hebert wanted to be anyone else. Agent Maine didn't want to die. Well, two out of two was a win, right?

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Hachiman encounters a weirdo. Inexplicably, he seeks to spend more time with her. Eventually, he discovers he may have found someone he can call a friend. Perhaps the genuine thing he seeks is finally near. No OCs. Crossover with Watamote.

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

Ousawa Akatsuki, scorned as the Rogue Hero, praised as the True Hero and savior of Alayzard, returns to Earth with his bounty, only to get summoned a second time by a certain pink haired mage, only this time, there is no easy way home… Follow his adventures in yet another world as he annihilates anyone who dares to stand in his way. OP Akatsuki. One-Shot. Cover Art By: Maka-Cross

Another Worm AU, with Taylor having Bonesaw's powers. Wacky!

"Who am I?" That is a question many ask but never find the answers to. But other people are not me. My name is Taylor Hebert, and this is my Tail. All nine of them.

Music and Color bring freedom and a new player to the dark streets of Brockton Bay. The Composer has arrived, and she intends to play her song for all to hear.

Yes, gentlemen, another Worm Crossover featuring Taylor with a new set set of superpowers. This time, it's Worm crossed with the runny/gunny wahey that is Warframe. All characters and objects belong to their respective owners. All rights reserved. The premise? What if our favorite bullied teen found herself with a Banshee class Warframe?

With the technologies of several alien races at its disposal, humanity had undergone a technological revolution. It advanced at such a rapid pace, far exceeding many expectations. Soon however, the humans learned that they shared their galaxy with yet another group of sentient alien life, but to mankind's horror and confusion, these aliens were not the sort they expected at all.

When a strange device capable of remarkable feats is found in the Martian ruins, the course of humanity's history changes forever. The resulting leaps and bounds in technology leave humanity well prepared to deal with the rest of the galaxy. AU

When a group of quarians reach a schorched Earth and find Dr. Light capsule, the scales of power in the galaxy are bound to change. *English is not my native language, so be prepared for a bumpy ride trought grammar. However I'm trying my best to make it a enjoyable reading for you all. Have Fun.*

In the aftermath of the Spear Crisis, 8th Armored will find that actions of the past will not be swept away so easily by others who discover them. *Sporadic Updates To Be Expected*

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

After being alone and thinking about what he'd done, Shinji Ikari had come to a realization, he made a mistake. Now he wants to fix his mistake, to undo Third Impact. A powerful entity answers his wish, but he must pay a price, to be alone again...so he's sent to a new world where he doesn't know anyone. The first person he meets? A weird female genius with bunny ears!

Louise gets a familiar way beyond what she bargained for. You could say he was beautiful in a weird sort of way… He was definitely strong based on all the muscles... I guess the sunlight reflecting off him each time he posed meant holiness? Follow her new familiar in his misadventures through Halkeginia. OP Armstrong. One-Shot. Adopted From: everwinter-brody Cover Art By: 93sign

Her summon didn't appear, and nobody saw fit to question it. It'd been a cloudy day, and why should they've been looking upwards anyway?

Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.

Book 1 of 3. As ancient powers and enigmatic figures make their move, the stars will darken and the heavens will tremble as a scarred and battered humanity still reeling from the Combine occupation encounters the rest of the civilized galaxy.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Taylor triggers with a power to summon giant talking monoliths engaging in a never-ending cryptic conversation. Everything is as foretold.

One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

In a risky gambit a TEC armada is sent through an unstable wormhole thought to be able shift the balance of the three way stalemate between the TEC, Advent, and Vasari. Only to become lost, this is their story as a lost fleet.How will the Citadel Races react when two groups of humanity take to the stars? Updates will occur to all chapters and minor details will be changed as needed

The Coalition Forces struggling to hold their first colony, Shanxi, from the turian forces, after losing their biggest advantage at the start of the siege. But the night is the darkest before the dawn, as reinforcements are already coming. One-shot, inspiried by the Planetside 2 'Death is no excuse' trailer.

Heavily AU. Thanks to a cold, humanity never discovers the Prothean ruins on Mars, and barely develops Mass Effect technology. They step out onto the galactic stage after the Reapers have harvested every other species, and find the crumbs left behind by the turians, asari, and salarians. Now they must adapt to fight a foe who won't be seen for far longer than human history.

With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Genshin rescues Naruto at the age of 6 from a mob and trains him along side Gamov to be a ninja of the Black Spider Clan. How will this effect things? Find out! Covers Ninja Gaiden games 1-3.

Naruto Uzumaki always looked up to the Fourth and wanted to the hero that everyone in the village revered and held in high esteem. After the death of his teacher and the revelation of his heritage, Naruto was finally driven and grew into the strongest Shinobi the village had ever seen. However, when every battle ended with one punch, it lacked any excitement! AU? R&R! One Shot!

An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...

Taylor is a victim. She keeps her head down and takes people's sh!t. Until she triggered with the biggest ego of all: that of Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes. At least she has his bullsh!t powers to back it up.

For many years humanity was confined to Earth, unable to escape the oppressive Assault Cells that kept them from space. ORCA knew this, and so, they destroyed humanity's jailors, opening the path to space as humanity thrived once more. However, they will soon find that the unknown expanse was holding much more than anyone could have dreamed of... and so humanity must fight again.

Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

In every life, there is a choice. In every choice, a contradiction. One to flourish, the other to wither. Every man must choose their own way. Good men carefully seek the best path. Great men forge the only path.

In 2157 PD, A Turian patrol attacked a newly discovered race for attempting to activate a prime relay. Unfortunately, the race in question had been in space nearly as long as the Asari have. Unlike the Asari, this wasn't a race of diplomats. This race had a fleet far more vast than the combined citadel races, and the Turians managed to piss them off. Eventual Slash.

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.

Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.

Tribute-based technological advancement, as well as a different approach to the ruins on Mars, leads to a drastically different humanity stepping onto the galactic stage.

MASS Xover with Independence Day, Battle Los Angeles, Battleship 2012, and a bit of Space Battleship Yamato. Seriously, why the idea of a Mass Effect Crossover with Independence Day haven't been done yet confuses me. So yeah, this is my second series of my Alternate Humanity stories. Hope you enjoy!

Asuka and Shinji skip school on the very day that the 9th Angel attacks. The fallout from this action sets in motion a change of heart and direction for the two lonely Pilots. Enjoy... I hope! Rated M for language and lemony content. And a crap summary!

Louise summons a different familiar...she simply doesn't get the Hero of the tale this time around though. A disillusioned Hero, chosen of the gods both for Cyrodiil and Skyrim, ends up spurred by Sheogorath on another quest. Was it mentioned the hero is the obvious 'Can do everything' and a Necrophiliac? Of course this matters little in the great scheme of things...of the Irony!

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

After Shinji returns from his time as LCL the return isn't what anybody had expected. Plans are changed, friendships formed, and a few minds shattered. But hey it seemed like a good idea at the time

Kakashi couldn't help but stare at each one of his students, one at a time, then feel the urge to go to the memorial stone and bang his head against it. Repeatedly. Reincarnation/CRACK/ONESHOT/Probably OOC/Dunno what the hell is going on with the title

Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.

Kakashi didn't know who had compiled the profiles on his Genin, but he wanted to find them and kill them... slowly. Semi-serious, semi-crack. Multiple crossovers.

My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!

The Overlord, man of many titles and known for his noble deeds, was to be forever trapped in the Abyss. Yet, one day, a portal opens up and allows him to escape from his eternal prison, and thus he becomes the guardian familiar of a little strawberry blond girl. [Discontinued]

DISCONTINUED: UP FOR ADOPTION. "Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar!" Let's give her exactly what she asked, okay? -DISCONTINUED-

Shinji did not want to left behind, but his Oyaji left him no choice, now he's left to with his cousin and aunt.And who are these two?Why their names are Nagi Soichiro and Makiko.How will this affect his return to Tokyo-3? Ikari ShinjixNatsume Maya pairin

Abandoned by Gendo at the age of three Shinji is taken in by Jo Hayabusa and an eleven year old Ryu Hayabusa. After living through the events of Ryu's escapades how will the world of Evangelion be changed by Shinji's new skill set?

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Louise wanted a powerful familiar. In a way, she did get one. It's only that he has a tendency to murder rats and look for 'quests'. Not to mention everything he does is for the sake of 'Leveling Up'. Whatever the hell that means.

Louise fails to summon her familiar for the first time. Well no biggie, familiars are for the weak and powerless. There'll be plenty of explosions from Louise and Vietnam era weaponry. After all, this story should have a Vietnam add-on, right?

Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.

What if Shinji had different guardians? And what if he was exposed to new ideas during his upbringing?

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.

Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.

A rift in the space-time continuum provides the Earth Alliance with the weapons it needs to defeat the Minbari at Battle of the Line, and the galaxy will never be the same again...

Because being an Eva pilot just wasn't enough, fate causes Shinji to become stuck with an interstellar police officer named Birdy, who's on the trail of equally out of this world criminals. SERIOUSLY stuck. Evangelion/Birdy the Mighty crossover.

A young Shinji makes a wish. A wish that came true thanks to alien technology. Now he is the greatest weapon of alien design who pilots the greatest weapon of human design. But what will he do when he finds his true enemy is closer then he thinks?

An explosion in the girls' locker room leads to all hell breaking loose. At least, for Shinji, that is. I believe this is what is called a crack fic. Enjoy.

Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...

Shinji had reached a new low after killing Kaworu. With an estranged Misato, a catatonic Asuka and a Rei he cannot face, Shinji meets a man who would give him the gift of divine intervertion...for his own personal use!

What happens to the standard canon plotline when the main characters are reincarnated souls from another anime?

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Evangelion Onegai Teacher. Complete A freak accident during a weapons test leads Shinji to question reality and all things he knows about his life and reality as a whole

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

I apologise. I had to write this. The voices in my head wouldn't shut up until I did. I probably owe you a warning. This is a Neon Genesis Evangelion crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Abandon Sanity All Ye Who Enter Here...