Yo

I'm a dude

Age: around 20, birthday: May 24

I enjoy fighting, reading, training, and feeling emotions that aren't rage or hatred.

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ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? im not there, but im practicing

2. Tall? Pretty average-ish, no thats a lie im like 5'5ish give or take a few inches

3. In your pajamas? I sleep nude, so yes

4. Left handed? Nope, ambidextrous

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: chase, maybe jesse

2. Last girl/boyfriend: Jordan

3. Person to text you: i dont even remeber, commence big sad

4. Was today better than yesterday? yea i guess

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 13

2. Color(s): red, green

3. Fruit: Lemon *blushes and giggles*

4. Place: yo mommas house, unless your mother is dead, then its yo mommas coffin, hellllll yeaaaa

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? I never stop missing her. Damn that was super edgy.

2. Are you happy? kinda?

3. Are you sad? Sorta?

4. Are you bored? You have no idea

5. Heart-broken? YOU DARE ACCUSE ME, THE SLAYER OF PUSSY, OF BEING HEARTBROKEN?!!!?!!!

6. Are you nervous? rarely, now is not one of those times

7.Are you excited? Again, rarely

8. Are you tired? Physically, no I got stamina for literal days, spiritually and mentally, all of the tired mate.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Jedidiah H Walker, very proud of it

2. Nick names? Jed, Thunder Cock McBam, Schlong Dong Daddy, The Immortal Savage Warrior, Title pending, He who Burns on all planes of existence, the dude who looks like a school shooter in the corner, ocean man, boss baby, Supreme Fire Daddy, Gasser of Jews, Lord of Memes and wielder of Dank, asshole, the one that destroys anus... i go by many names, most of them i just made up, other my friends started calling me to make fun of me, all of them i take in stride and run with because that shits funny

3. Eye color? Hazel, maybe greenish, sometimes bluish? depends on what im wearing really

4. Zodiac sign? Gemini

5. Male or female? I'm a dude bro

6. Slut? Used to be a man whore, now I'm solitude personified, they say no man is an island, and I've always defied standards

7. Smart? IQ 152, had a few concussions though so im still a fucking silly retard

8. Hair color? Dirty as hell blonde

9. Long or short? I'm told it reminds people of captain america, when it grows out its almost a natural pompadour, i can even easily comb it into one, i try to jeep it a little shorter than that though tl;dr short

10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans for casual, sweats for training and working out

11. Phone or Camera? Fist

12. Drink or Smoke? Drink, whiskey is a personal friend, hate heavily dislike smoking

13. Righty or lefty? Ambidextrous, but right dominant

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Dayton, i barely know the dude now

2. First crush? Abby, turned out to be a bitch, meh maybe she's nicer nowadays, i wouldn't know

3. First pet? Luther, the smartest dog to ever exist, probably. Bless his pour soul.

4. First big vacation? dont remember tbh

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? lonely bread

2. Drinking? lonely juice

3. I'm about to: read

4. Listening to? Hatsune Miku, hell yea brother you know what it is

5. Plans for today? read

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Tall, small, I'll love'em all

2. Romantic or spontaneous? Romantic, but probably a good mix

3. Sensitive or loud? Good question, I'll get back to you when I know for sure

4. Hook-up or relationship? crippling loneliness and or island status, gonna die alone because im not compatible, emotionally open or available

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Does Tabasco count?

2. Lost glasses/contacts? I wear some aviator shades but I've never lost them

3. Ran away from home? No, sounds pretty gay if you ask me. Plus I never run, from fights or home, Not fast enough to get away anyway

4. Broken someone's heart? a few

5. Been arrested? not gonna lie, a few public indecency charges, but thats it

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Sounds Q U E E R

2. Yourself? Im both Prideful and Confident in most if not all things, I'm a kickass Mother Fucker bruh

3. Heaven? it's around here somewhere, just gotta find it

4. Santa Claus? Gay Shit, miss me

5. Love? Without doubt or hesitation, yes, it's real, treasure it while you have it

6. Do you like someone? Me I guess, that guy is pretty alright by my standards

7. Do you believe in God? hell yea

8. Answered the truth on all questions? a few jokes here and there but yea.