jessi-kamikazehide bio
 There's really not a whole lot I'm going to put out here that you can't learn from a simple question or looking at my tastes in stories and ships. I'm hoping to start some of my own stories here real soon but I feel like I need to brush up more on my worlds and subjects. Other than that, I'm fine with making friends. I'll make this profile thing more elaborate and poetic-ish once I get more knowledge and writing skills under my cute belt I just bought off eBay. Seriously, it's adorable. I go for the unconventional but still plausible and maybe hopefully canon? I go for the cute romance but I love me some gorey gore gore. The crazier (and still believable), the better. I'm a sucker for compliments and flames will end up making me cry so I'm going to have to toughen up before I think of publishing anything but for now I'll just make an ever growing list of ffs I have read and most likely fell in love with. |
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Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 508,621 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
A Pocket of Drabbles by serenity-touched reviews
Prompt 79: KakaSaku Week Prompt: Fairy Tales / Legends. KakaSaku Rapunzel / Tangled AU / Same age AU. Dump pot of my KakaSaku drabbles and one shots. Rating and Genre may vary for each prompt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 105,319 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Blonde Bonus Tracks by sephcounttheways reviews
Worthless smut from the Blonde Ambition universe. Not story related!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,127 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Kittens by sephcounttheways reviews
Sephiroth and Cloud don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies. CloudXSephiroth MPREG
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,118 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 5,330 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing But You by One More Thing reviews
AU Inu/Kag Inuyasha is sentenced to do community service hours for ten weeks. He sees the same girl everyday, but the problem is: she can't see him. In fact, she can't see anything.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,817 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Two Way Radio by owlpostagain reviews
It's just a song on the radio. And then the song turns into a voice, and the voice turns into a person, and Axel doesn't even know what hits him. Companion piece to AM Static, as told from Axel's POV. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
AM Static by owlpostagain reviews
Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Feeling You by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5553 - Favs: 6,215 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Coming Clean by Serenanna reviews
Some things cannot remain a secret forever, neither affairs nor the scars of the past. Sometimes coming clean means more than just taking a shower. KakaSaku, Oneshot, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Overhaul 2: The TuneUp by Serenanna reviews
Part 3 of an ongoing series. When one realization leads to another. No pieces of automail were harmed in the production of this additionally dirtier piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry, Lemon, Creative Use of Automail
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,544 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Overhaul by Serenanna reviews
Part 1 of an ongoing series. Sometimes, the best things happen out of sheer accident. No pieces of automail were harmed in the production of this dirty piece of . . . well . . . EdxWinry. Lemon. Overused plothook.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Awakenings by Kimberly-A reviews
When Wendy's thimble stirs confusing feelings in Peter Pan, he finds himself facing an entirely unfamiliar way of relating not only to Wendy, but also to his own body. Rating for sexuality COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,493 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - [Peter Pan, Wendy D.] - Complete