Hello I'm sleepwalkerpm,

I created this account as a cure to boredom and to improve my writing.

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and I am not a writer.

I expect no one to read this or any entry I "Publish" here.

I came here to vent too. I don't want people monitoring me. They can't have the whole internet. (mutters jokingly They wouldn't want the whole internet.)

Ideas to come (listed here for recollection):

-Buffy - The Old Ones are more of a season eight Buffy comic book villain. Why? They're Historic, Ruling and (insert word). We're not talking Buffy's typical, episodic hand-to-hand combat. We're talking gigantic, wingless sky serpents whose flight patterns generate tornados.

1) Outline & Setting: Course of events. (*Reword this part into story form later) I DON"T CARE WHAT THE WEBSITE SAYS THIS IS AN IN DEVELOPMENT IDEA (IF THIS SITE IS MONITORED BY PEOPLE, THIS IDEA IS OFF LIMITS.)

Shawn's walking a sidewalk path used for running, dog walking, ect. when he sights something in the adjacent ditch. It’s late and there aren’t enough streetlamps to see what it is from afar. His curiosity gets the better of him and he slowly walks down the grassy slope toward the unknown shape until recognizing it’s a dead animal carcass lying in the shallow watered (or dry??) ditch. It’s large. He begins walking around it to get a look at its head, when the decaying carcass, with visible bones and all(include this description here or later), moves. The creature gets to its feet. Shawn turns immediately, racing up the ditch.

(Note: The demonic beast is not a reanimated deceased animal. )

-A species of demons that travel in packs that look like and possibly are decaying carcasses "with visible bones" whose bodies resemble small hippos, or oversized babirusas, but with much scarier faces. (Okay I mentioned babirusa because I just learned of them and wanted to retain the name and the species but the face I originally wanted the demonic beast to have was more like a warthog or a boar.

I originally put hippo and babirusa because I didn't want someone thinking it was metaphorical slur though so I changed it.

Parasyte – The Maxim

Three years later Tamara Ryuko had become an instructor at a university. Strangely, ...she taught ethics. Though Tamara was intellectually capable, Izumi doubted the parasite believed anything she taught.

Izumi passed Hayao Hall. Remembering her cold demeanor, Izumi wondered if she made students uncomfortable., His high school classmates had been oblivious when Ryuko was the mathematics teacher but they did not have independence and the caution and foresight it burdened people with. revise strikethrough portion)

Words and Phrase I want to use in Parasyte FanFiction:

1) dogfight -ferocious battle for supremacy between interested parties.

2) something else/You're something else - An exceptional person or thing.

-Superhero DC Comics Idea

-Power: (Heat Radiation, Can Cause temporary blindness (method undecided),...that's it for now)

Person A: "She's a star!"

Person B: "What? No. She's a superhero. She's not a star. That's what you call actors and singers, not superheroes."

Person A: "No, she's an actual star. That's why she can generate heat. She either is a star. ...Or she used to be one I don't know."

List of Cryptids & Mythological Creatures to use in FanFiction/Candidates for a Start-up Company:

1) Elbow Witch - (Origin Ojibwa (Native American duh)) Elbow Witches are old women with awls in their elbows. Blinded by cooking smoke, the sisters killed each other in their attempts to kill him for their meal.

(Information copied from Wikipedia.)

2) Bunyip - (refer to drawing)

3) Atmospheric Beast

Jokes/Funny things for me to say:

1) Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle African American.

2) The best pick up line ever,

Did it hurt?

...when you fell from heaven?

because you looked like God pushed you for being a slut.

3) To be a cunt you have to think like a cunt ...don't you think?

4) What's a liberal feminist but a bi-otch on her period.

5) In Tina Fey's Mean Girls, Janice Ian calls Regina George a hoe-bag.

To this day, I still, internally call people a hoe bag externally I call them a bitch.

6) Scenario: Me talking to a dying old lady.

Me: Go towards the light Carol-Ann,

Old Lady (in old lady voice): My name's Rachel.

Me: Well I'm quoting a movie right now. (Said in a "don't be rude tone")

7)

8)

CH- abbreviation for chapter

Wit - 1) keen intelligence; 2) A natural aptitude for using words and ideas in a quick and inventive way.

T, Tea - Gossip

Red = R= color represents power, strength.

witch = wit-CH

Church = CH U R CH

the Cross = resembles lower case letter T.

Christ = CH r=red is T = Chapter red is tea. CH r is T.

Devil=Lived

evil=live

dog=god

star=rats

Islam = Is Lamb

Jesus = Je-sus = je (French) - I , sus (Spanish) - their ,

C Con - flick -T

1) con -swindle, trick

2) flick - (informal) a movie

3) T - Tea, gossip

government = govern-me-in-tea. = govern me in gossip.

cheat = Chapter eat.

Heaven = Haven without the first 'e'.

8 = ate =sideways is the infinity symbol

You = has another 'u' the letter within it.

Art = Ar-T = R T = Red Tea., art used to be art thou

Heart =he-art = Hear-T

Earth =E-art-H = and is an anagram of heart

Halloween = H-All-Owe-En = passing out candy to kids.

Tea= is an anagram of EAT & ATE=8

Umi =Chinese name = English pronoun YouMe

Amir= Arabic/Hebrew name =taken from the three letters AMR which means to give orders, a prince = AMIR =AM-R= Am-Red

Amir= also sound like A-mirror.

Hollywood = HolyWord? remove O, R, add an extra L

So if you read this I doubt hell is real. I also doubt if you are gay you will go to hell, since it's not real.

HIV = Hi-V, V is five, High-Five AIDS.

They claim HIV infects "helper T cells". T or Tea is gossip remember? FUCK THEM. Fake diseases are what make these people disgusting creatures. ...Suspicious, and unhelpful if false, which I believe it is.

Word of the Day:

inexorable - (adj.) (of a person) impossible to persuade by request or entreaty.

preposterous -(adj.) contrary to reason or common sense; utterly absurd or ridiculous.

unresponsive - They are always unresponsive. I can't treat people like that.

Journal Entry 4/8/2017

Chick-fil-a was good for one thing, their were two 6 foot 5 gay guy customers interested in me the month I worked their before I switched for a pay bump. Speaking of relationships...When am I going to get a boyfriend who's not in high school? I'm getting tired of guys in high school.

No, but seriously at my current job I can tolerate flirtatious touching from 17-18 year olds if it's minimal. (18 is fine but don't be in high school, its pervy.) Poking me in the side to watch me squirm is fine if it's rarely happening, but nothing past that. One young, female employee at Chick-fil-a liked to hug coworkers. Even just watching her hug a couple of coworkers was uncomfortable. It reminded me of the religious commune's on TV.

Still that wasn't as uncomfortable as Sonic which was a year and a half ago right before I began graduate school. Emily, a high school senior was a coworker at Sonic. Occasionally when she got frustrated with work she'd misdirect that frustration at someone and yell, "Suck my ass Jessie!" it was uncomfortably amusing because everyone knew she didn't mean it but the first few times made me fear the possibility of an unfair HR complaint.

End Journal Entry: 4/8/2017

Journal Entry 4/15/2017

Netflix has a new movie called Sandy Wexler. Here are the 2 descriptions "When a hapless but dedicated talent manager signs his first client who actually has talent, his career finally starts to take off."

"Hollywood is full of beautiful people, creative geniuses and smooth operators. He's not one of them."

The word creative is kind of obsolete, everything has been done. If you wanted to compliment yourself and others, have talent.

...No haha but seriously the word 'artistic' is a more appropriate fit.

I just watched Sandy Wexler. It wasn't too long; and it wasn't too short either. Columnists can make the point that Netflix has only released the trailer as of now, but honestly I just read the trailer's duration underneath the image. I clicked 'Continue watching Family Guy' because I remembered Seth Macfarlane is cute,... straight, but cute. I love Seth's personality and his similar teeth clenched tolerance for stupid people.

End Venting / Journal Entry: 4/15/2017

Colton wasted valuable time I was using to look for a boyfriend. He like they all do, pretended to be worth a lot more money which made me want to hold out for a celebrity all these years. Though I didn't have celebrities in mind exclusively. I'm tired of hearing more of their same lame product. I want my money, to be a teacher so I can make a lot of money and to finally have a guy I like.

What the fuck is their problem? Just give me my money back. You stole money from me. How am I supposed to get a quality guy now? I'll have to wait forever. I'm f*ing 25.

The worst thing is the fucking asshole psycho freaks won't even give me privacy on the internet. I just want to be able to google things without the jackasses being able to look at what I search. They have no right to the information especially when they don't disclose to everyone else their search history. I don't want them seeing what I search. I want to fucking search things on the internet without them trying to f*k act like they can use it against me...as if I've done anything to wrong them WHEN IT'S THEIR OWN FUCKING DECISIONS TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT. Why the fuck can't I look into after I begin teaching a SMALL, SMALL portion of a fucking hair transplant without having to worry if some a-hole is going to rip me to shreds because they're a prick. You're a prick you use a 15 year old boy into adulthood and rather than come clean about being a liar you fucking monitor him and bitch at him and blame him for your every decision LIKE A CREEP. I FUCKING DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE. I'm tired of the sh*. What if in the mean time before I get that partial transplant I don't look good with a shaved head??!! What the f* am I supposed to do!? I will get him back if I find out he wasted the most valuable time I needed to look for a guy.

If I see one more idiot butt in I WILL GET REVENGE. I DON'T fucking care about a liar's opinion. AND stop saying thank you. NO ONE THANKED YOU. I OWE YOU NO THANKS. I'M NOT BENEFITTING FROM YOU LYING. You're an absent-minded selfish liar. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO RUIN SOMEONE ELSE. I don't give a fuck if a celebrity's not interested. ...AND FUCK THIS JURY DUTY SUMMONS. I fucking don't care if you're imposing "laws" on a person. You're amoral liars. You're not wanted in my life. I can't stand people who would treat other people like this. Just ruin another person's life with your selfish lies. It's not like I can stop your publication from printing. I don't have a car.

TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL INSECURE about something that I can fix with money in a year or two makes you look pathetic. Of course I no longer watch or read your filth but I should appear pristine to habitual liars.

They don't even give control to other people. They're trying to protect themselves so much to avoid being confronted that they use others, including me, as human shields so people overlook their bullshit claim. They serve themselves. They need to thank the audience for their fame not the other way around. Fucking selfish. A lot of them only care about them.

We are not the same. Their voice is not my voice. I don't tell people I have billions of dollars or tell people I put keys to a new car under their chair. I don't lie or stand idly by while others are robbed of $1200 in date money. I refuse to comment on their lives. I don't need anyone it doesn't apply to getting offended and I'm not stooping to a number of people's level.

I am really happy he got a World tour. I wish I could go to a concert. I had only been to that Houston Rodeo and I wanted to go when he sings in L.A. but unfortunately I need the money for CSET Mathematics tests and CBEST exam. (Then I need to apply for a district summer six week internship at a L.A. county High school district. Then I need to make a connection to get a teaching job so I can simultaneously earn a salary and complete the teacher's certification.) I don't think most care about the people they copy. Too bad, because we care about them. They just did it to distract us from their lying.

There are a lot of actors/singers I like still, and their a lot I will completely ignore. I . I mean I'll be decent and resist the urge to point out all their flaws and poor traits but a lot of them have no self-respect.

When I see advertisements "including me" now, it's like "blah blah sleepwalkerpm we want to waste your time with our business but we don't want to pay the dollar of the $1,200 we owe you."

I should be exempt from jury duty May 3, 2017 and AdSense and all google facilitated advertisements banner, video, ect. this year. They owe me money not blah blah spend more of my money.

STOP SHOWING ME ADVERTISEMENTS.I am tired of waiting for a quality husband. I keep looking and haven't found a gay man I click with that's also single. This is annoying. There is A LOT LESS GAY GUYS, so I always have to look around. I am looking even when I'm content with being single. It's taking too long. It shouldn't take any longer than a straight person.My middle school was the basis of mean girls and the constant gay rumor wasn't "8th grade revenge", it was from 6th to 8th grade". So some BS rumors from an online publication won't provoke me to put those unnamed sources in their place. Don't pretend you'll influence me, just move out of frame when I get to L.A. because I am in the top 3 of your funniest comics. PS I loved Ted. I saw it while working at the Regal Alamo Quarry Theatre in San Antonio. I also saw Brave and part of The Katy Perry Movie.

I will track their debt here.

I deducted $2 for each of the 3 movies I watched online

The debt for all verified twitter users was originally $1,200.00. (I decided to exclude the additional year of interest in student loans. I also excluded the cost of the T-shirt I purchased."I don't know why but (I left off remaining portion of Charlie Carver's tweet.)"

So that is $1 from 1,200 verified twitter users. Cash only. Deals from companies extended to everyone or me specifically are not accepted forms of payment. Cash and checks only. If check, on the memo line, please write, I watched you fall for a man who wasn't interested. I knew he wasn't interested; and I know the number of homosexual men in the U.S. is far lower so I know you already have a smaller dating pool.

Current Debt: $1,196.00.

Watching those movies wasn't right, but I expect I won't be receiving the $1 from a number of those users.

I decided to teach high school instead of a masters program in Los Angeles County. (In addition to comedy.)

So I am adding one more item to the list of things that specifically the government will need to do to rectify their wrong. I want to (it's easy and teachers are needed plus teacher's get a summer month off and I can film a comedy special then) teach 2017-2018 L.A. County, California and complete the credential program simultaneously. This addition to the debt is reasonable. *I know emergency certification while teaching is permitted and has been done in other states. It's probably also been done in California,.

A good person would help me, especially one who stood by doing nothing which wronged me and took a lot of time from me both the 5 months and this year.