Hullo everyone currently stalking my profile!

Obviously, I am TwistedTimes of the FanFiction community. Let me tell you about myself before you run away to go watch T.V.

Me, Myself, and I

1. I mostly enjoy the Warriors franchise by Erin Hunter, literally my life.

2. Absolutely obsessed with little kid shows, like Paw Patrol, Sofia the First, and countless others. Is that sad?

3. I hate licorice, even though my friends call me Twizzlers. Pfft.

4. A computer nerd who spends the summer yelling at friends on Minecraft for killing my sheep. Don't touch my babies

5. Will randomly start rapping 'Fancy' almost everything single day in the worst places. Is detention a good example?

6. Has been writing fanfictions on other sites for about a year. I'm not afraid of hate comments, so tell me what I'm lacking!

7. Am a ginger. Yes, for all of those asking, I do have a soul.

8. Obsessed with Attack On Titan

9. Love Doctor Who. The show brings out my nerdy side, which is basically what I am.

10. I went to Comic Con last year, if I can't go this year I'll start to cry at your feet. ;-; I want to stalk the geeks again...

Favorite Things

Favorite Song, Fancy by Iggy Azalea and Charlie XCX

Favorite Food, Frozen yogurt. Get on my level.

Favorite Show, Big Bang Theory. Call me Penny, I'll murder you're face with my singing of Soft Kitty o3o

Favorite Animal, Cats, they seem to like me, or want to eat me since they always lick my legs.

Favorite Little Kid Show, Paw Patrol ;u; I ship Skye X Chase all the way.

Favorite Series, Warriors by Erin Hunter

Favorite Book, The Iliad. Am I the only one who thought Paris was freaking awesome?

Favorite FanFiction Series, Bleeding Hearts by someone that is amazing. I loved Nightfall and Ross holy crap.

Warriors Section

Favorite Warrior Cats Top 10:

1. Ivypool, she was always disapproved by her clanmates. Like, really? Ivy was always better than her annoying sister.

2Hollyleaf, I don't care if she was evil or whatever, she was always loyal to whichever cat or whatever clan.

3. Yellowfang, her grumpiness lightened the book every time she talked. She was so awesome, but at first annoying.

4. Bluestar, so yeah, she kinda went insane when Tigerbutt attacked her, but she was still awesome! I love her past!

5. Mapleshade, she in my opinion, was the Dark Forest. Most of the cats did nothing, she brought the evil into your mind.

6. Hawkfrost, he technically didn't deserve to be in the Dark Forest, just because he was ambitious? Ivy X Hawk

7. Bramblestar, he was always loyal, even if he was the perfect one. Pfft, I would've done the same to Squirrel, not kidding.

8. Jayfeather, he was the new Yellowfang, just funnier. Especially during the Yellow and Jay scenes, hilarious.

9. Graystripe, he was always entertaining and just the stress reliever to Firestar whenever he was freaking out.

10. Firestar, he's the main character, why not like him?

Least Favorite Warrior Cats Top 10:

1. Dovewing, oh my god. Couldn't she have just died on the mission to the Tribe? Please? Darn, I still hate her anyway.

2. Tigerbutt Jr., or Tigerheart was just so annoying! He thought Dove's powers were cool? They were the worst couple ever.

3. Pinestar, who ditches his clan to go chill with kittypets?! He's the reason that Tigerbutt turned evil, and was born.

4. Tigerbutt, or Tigerstar, so he was supposed to be the villain. Was he actually evil? I thought he was just plain annoying.

5. Swiftpaw, yeah I know he died, but for a stupid reason. Really? Go fight dogs all you want, I hope Starclan loves you.

6. Stormtail, Mom can I kill it? Please?! He doesn't give a crap about his kits, and ditches them for a new wife. What?

7. Leafpool, okay woman cat thing, so what if you're kits hate you, stop being a brat! Oh my lord, the complainer.

8. Squirrelflight, I would rather tell my mate he's not a father than hide it. Poor, poor mistake missy. You deserved it.

9. Tom, or Turtle Tail's mate. I hate this guy, he's such a jerk to Turt and her kits. Pfft, stupid kittypet.

10. Foxheart, obnoxious, annoying, a brat, and a stupid deputy. Raggedstar, you can do better than that. Yellow all the way.

Paw Patrol Section

Favorite Patrol Pups Top 6:

1. Skye, oh my lord she is absolutely adorable. I love her voice actor and her job is perfect for her. Yet, she's blind to Chase.

2. Chase, almost as adorable as his crush. Who knew the leader was always so worried for her? I fangirl every time

3. Rocky, his job isn't as needed as the rest, but he is so cute with his fear of water. Sometimes I think he likes Skye too...

4. Marshall, the funny one of the group. The faceplants, tackles, slips, and other stuff he does in the elevator is so hilarious.

5. Zuma, I love his surfer slang since I'm obsessed with hot surfers. Zuma is a hot surfer...dog. Don't judge me.

6. Rubble, last but not least, he is the tough guy of the group, but with a huge soft side. Okay, French Rubble, hilarious.

Paw Patrol Section WIP

Enjoy

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