In which I take a crack at writing various one-shots for those crazy Strider boys.

Hatsuharu finds Kyou adorable that he can't help but flower the cat in kisses. Kyou's POV.

yOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, mY ONLY SUNSHINE, yOU MAKE ME HAPPY, wHEN SKIES ARE GREY, yOULL NEVER KNOW DEAR, hOW MUCH i LOVE YOU, pLEASE DONT TAKE, mY SUNSHINE AWAY. gamzee/tavros

Find me. Hold me. Hold me tight. Hold me together. I can't do it anymore. Pairings: Creek, Stenny. Warnings: abuse, rape, excessive amounts of gay, angst, suicide

The game is over, but the horrors of it aren't. Can Karkat keep Gamzee sober? Or will he crack under the pressure? And what are these red feelings between them? "GAMZEE THAT FUCKING MEOWBEAST IS NOT COMING IN THIS HOUSE." Psychological Themes. GamKar. Mature Stuffs later.

Tavros suffers from coulrophobia and his therapist thinks it's a good idea to go to a circus with his friend Vriska. But when Vriska says she can't come, Tavros has to go alone. Go alone to overcome his worst fear. But maybe, just maybe, he meets a clown that may not be that scary in the end. A tale of two people from two VERY different places and how they began to love each other.

Kurt is under so much stress, which can take a toll on his body, as well as his mind. Warning: Very mild watersports Please Review!

Tavros was a quiet sufferer, and his pain only led him to a place where the broken are kept. Maybe with help, the group can bring each other a little more hope and faith. Sadstuck/AU

Tavros Nitram has just had the worst week of his life. He returns to school, afraid of what his classmates may think of his current... state. Maybe things will turn around for him? AU, Highschool!stuck, Rated M for language, drug use, violence & hot gay action *NOTE: I'M BAD AT EDITING/UPDATING. SO BAD* Next update: SEQUEL IS UP! CHECK OUT MY STORY 'WRECK!

"Let's get the hell outta here, Keith!" Sadly, it didn't turn out as planned. Past KeithxEllis. Future NickxEllis.

Mituna tries to learn how to skateboard because he wants to be as rad as Latula. Mitula. Rated for language.

You promised yourself you'd go apologize. He promised himself that it had been the last time. Yet here you were again... Cronus Ampora and Mituna Captor yaoi... kind of. Triggers for abuse and sex-aftermath

He had to do something, and he had to do it quick. Because no one listened to him, no one what so ever. Mituna Captor

Sollux Captor meets Mituna for the first time...

Gamzee is just a clown from a traveling circus. He doesn't have a regular life, and he's all right with that. Until he meets a norm named Tavros, and he finds he could use some normal in his life. GamTav, AU.

Dave finally gets what he wants from Bro, just to have it stripped away all over again. Can they both realize their mistake before they lose each other for good? Crap summary, I know. Dave's POV for the first chapter. Stridercest. Character death later on. Rated for a reason. You have been warned.

In a zombie apocalypse, love only makes things more complicated. Nick X Ellis, rated M for language and sexual content. M/M don't like, don't read.

It all started when he got comfort from Bro. It was innocent at first, and Dave even enjoyed it. Even when it escalated from there. WARNING: Contains Stridercest, yaoi, some language. Smut in later on chapters.

Dave: go to the kitchen to satiate your grumbling tummy. first Homestuck fic... as it is my new obsession.

Bro had been hiding himself from Dave,his adopted brother, and finally confessed to him so they become a couple. Will they be able to keep up a secret relationship from Dave's friends?

Dave and Bro have a strife on the roof. It leads to something a little bit better. Dave/Bro, Dave bottoming, NSFW Stridercest. c: Based off of a RP I was in, in which I was Dirk,

ADULT CONTENT! Pure smutt story between a young Dirk and his big brother Dave. This obviously has blood and is semi-sadstuck.

Dave can't sleep, so he goes to his Brother. Feelings are brought up, and it gets interesting. Yaoi, Stridercest. Dave topping.

In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.

Nick and Ellis get separated from their team when a bridge leading to freedom is blown up by the military. While struggling to regroup, they become closer in ways they never had when fighting zombies together. There's just one little problem. Nick/Ellis

Dave does something he's not supposed to and drags Dirk into it. Dirk thinks it's high time for revenge

Dave's leaving for college, and his last night living with his brother goes better than he expected it to. Oneshot Bro/Dave, Stridercest, SAD SAD SAD weeeeeh lemon lemon lemon lemons in the shower and lots of Angst, Did I mention sadness?

A road trip threatens to take a turn for the worse, but luckily Kurt can take anything in stride, and maybe discover a new kink along the way. Warning: watersports of the desperation variety. GKM Fill.

The proud Uchiha has to deal with an embarrassing Problem... Yaoi warning.

Parent's evenings always sucked for Dave, although chilling with Bro was fun. This particular parent's evening though, changes a lot. Oneshot with TWO ENDINGS, Bro/Dave. Mindless pr0n.

In which Karkat, Gamzee, and Sollux have a threesome for no particular reason. Karkat heart Gamzee and Karkat diamond Sollux. There is no plot. None.

One Shot: Dave is down with a terrible flu and is forced to, once again, depend on Bro. Do not read if you do not like sick Dave. Bro / Dave Strider, Stridercest. Rated M for the ending and, well, sick Dave. Moderate emetophilia warning .

Bro/Dave Stridercest. Lips pressed softly against Dave's, as if asking for permission to play this nightly game. The younger Strider, paused, letting the feel of his brother's lips against his settle further into his memory.

"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."

Tweek has been abused by Craig for a few years... the bruises that no one notices serve as evidence of that. Then one day Christophe starts to notice something.. of about Tweek. Creek and Tweestophe

Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.

"Soft kitty... Warm kitty... Little ball of fur... Happy kitty... Sleepy kitty... Purr... Purr... Purr..." GamKar Angst T for Violence, Language. Oneshot.

In which Karkat realizes he feels more for Gamzee than he initially thought. Drabble-ish GamKar

Nick has a little surprise for Ellis on Valentines day

Alphonse reminisces on the day when he tries to dress up like his big brother, Ed.

AU: teenage!Nick Kid!Ellis. Nick has to babysit Ellis and Keith comes over. One-shot! Fluff! Please read?

In which Karkat can't walk in the morning and Gamzee seems to have an obsession.

Find out what happens when roy stares at ed's butt at work, or al teaches his brother about his body... rated M for yaoi, smex and elricest; oneshot

A sweet little moment outside a store

Karkat is just such a little assmunch, isn't he? Song-shot using "Please Don't Leave Me" by P!nk. Humanstuck, Au, Karkat/Gamzee

A series of Nellis one-shots revolving around the lives of our two favorite zombie-killing machines both pre-, during-, and post-apocalypse; suggestions and comments are welcome!

Karkat loved the way he touched him, the way Gamzee's husky voice in his ear could make him gasp and moan. But there was no way in hell he would admit it to anyone, let alone the troll on top of him.

Merlin has to go. Arthur doesn't let him. Arthur/Merlin slash. Warnings for watersports - desperation, wetting, and pissing on someone, but no humiliation. Canon era.

Dave always waited up for Bro before he went to bed. Always. What happens when Bro finally gets sick of Dave being so dependent on his presence? Stridercest.

Bro buys Dave a pair of panties. Prompts used: Bro powerbottoming, finger fellatio, Dave in panties. Rated M for Incest. Dave/Bro.

Bro challenges Dave to a game of chicken, that goes just a bit too far. Rated M for Incest. Bro/Dave.

I am Craig Tucker: Punctual. Boring. Expressionless. That is... until a little blond boy shows up on time one day. Why haven't I noticed him before..? -Creek! CraigxTweek -ALMOST M by much later chapters. ...Like, BORDERLINE. There, you have been warned.

AU, takes place in a human world. GamKar Karkat have experienced something really traumatic and isolates himself from the world. But Gamzee is not going to sit at watch his friend suffer without helping.

The engagement between subject and environment is key to survival. An inquisitive Smoker grows to understand this through the most amusing of circumstances. Hunter/Smoker

Tweek has grown older and more neurotic than ever, much to his co-worker Craig's chagrin. But being a gay guy in South Park means slim pickings, and Craig will take what he can get. Creek.

You still don't know how he manages to sneak into your room every night without waking anyone up. Gamzee/John warning: smut, slash

If someone didn't come in soon, his options would be to just piss and work on filling his bladder all over again, or drag some sod into the room and try to suck him before he let go all over himself. WARNING: very graphic watersports

My first fic, a collaboration between me and my bro, demondog-alchemist. Warning: Fairly fetishistic, Omorashi, cross-dressing, voyeurism And... Language Yes, thank you Karkles. Equius/Karkat, Nepeta/Tavros

Yuki comes back from college to find that Kyo has stolen his girl, Ayame has hired Momiji, and the only person that can help him revenge Tohru is...Hatori?

Because everyone's got to have a "something". On hiatus for now

Token gives Clyde butterflies, but only in the manliest way possible. Will Clyde ever tell Token how he feels? Maybe with a little help from Craig. Of course Craig could use a little help himself. ClydexToken, CraigxTweek. Twoshot.

When Vlad has to pee, Henry lies, and Nelly finds a mysterious bottle in the trash can... COMEDY! Read and REVIEW.

Tweek loves Craig. He always had. But does Craig love Tweek back? What happens when Craig shows up at Tweeks doorstep unannounced? The story is better than the summary.

Some Sollux x Karkat smut. Rated M!

Prussia discovers that Poland likes to hold it in until he can't hold it any more and decides to take full advantage of it. Warning: Watersports.

a tribute to Beyond Birthday

Ryou needs to pee but Bakura has OTHER ideas. M for a specific scientific term. One-shot. Fluff.

Ellis unwittingly gains the attention of an overly daring hunter, one who takes to following him around after the poor boy accidentally feeds it. Slowly, but surely, he finds himself growing more and more attached to the Infected. Ellis/Hunter YAOI. M.

a cute, short story about my characters Jin and Kero. it's halloween, and the boys are trick-or-treating when suddenly Kero realizes he needs to go to the bathroom, but can't in the mummy costume he's wearing! fluff, one-shot, shonen-ai, light omorashi

Sometimes being invisible is a good thing. Unless you have America sitting next to you. *AmeCan*

A hunter is going stir crazy and driving his smoker roommate nuts in the prossess. He thinks the root of his problem is a lack of sex, unfortunately there's only one person around to solve it. Funny slash between two straight guys, OCs, 2 parter

mpreg, slash, Clucas

Miharu would allow Yoite to please him in anyway he wished, but Yoite could only bring himself to go so far with the younger boy. Although...he made a promise. Could he keep it? And could he speak those three important words? YoitexMiharu AU-ish SPOILERS

Drabble Oocness Mpreg

For the Left 4 Dead kink meme. A Hunter saves Ellis from a Smoker, and he decides to adopt it as his pet, making a certain survivor jealous with an interesting end. Lemon, NickxHunterxEllis.

S THUNTER HUNTER a sad story about hunter and dies rest in peas

In which Roxas has a life changing dilemma, and Axel just has to pee. AkuRoku, oneshot

The story of Ellis' life, and how it came to be in it's present state. Ellis/Keith, Ellis/Nick M: language, sexual content

If there hadn't been a Pee explosion at the waterpark, Kenny/Kyle fluffiness would have surley ensued!

Beyond Birthday's life in his own words to his thirteeth birthday.

Mokuba kaiba and seto kaiba are waiting to ride a new ride at wacky world the line is HUGE and mokuba needs to pee BAD!

Crack fic based on a prompt--'Txt Sex'. Short, funny, and kinda hot, too. Elricest

Have you ever wondered where ninja pee during missions? Kakashi 'teaches' the 101 to Naruto! Crack. R&R!

Beyond Birthday's story

Edward gets his five servings of fruit. Elricest, Lemon, PWP

Beyond confesses to L, sort of. Read to find out XD L LawlietxBeyond Birthday.

OneShot! Watersports. Yaoi. SasuNaru. It's shameful Crack. Why did Sasuke agree to go on a picnic with the blond dobe again? Oh yeah, he was blackmailed into it.

Brother, would you like to make love tonight? Elricest, EdwardXAlphonse, fluffy lemon.

(NejiTen) Not much happens...except Lee pees his pants all over Neji's one and only beloved sweater. Hey, a man's gotta go when a man's gotta go!

PG13 because of Language... Heero's Gundam has malfunctioned and is now stuck somewhere in the middle of nowhere, what is a Gundam Pilot to do? renamed

Al learns about sex. More chapters coming soon, with various couples. Current pairings: Elricest

Heero has a problem... (Note: I fixed it, so now the whole story is up.)