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 Author has written 31 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. This is the profile of a woman who is firmly of the belief that you should never do the things you love for a living. And I love writing. Somewhat antisocial, with an unhealthy fondness for alcoholic beverages and an obsession with all things satirical, I'd gladly spend the rest of my life musing upon the merits of spending one's life musing upon the merits of things. (You gotta aim high!) Any pairing is a good pairing so long as the writing is quality, and nobody is related. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not that talented an author, but if you're after a chuckle and some quotable quotes: I'm your man... woman... whatever... I'd gladly swing either way if you can hold a good conversation. XD TEASERS: The Romantic Misadventures of Froggie and Kirkland. Genre: Romance/Humour (AU) Fandom: Axis Powers: Hetalia Characters: UK, France, America, Russia; mostly. Other cameos are apparent Pairings: Many, lots of crack. USUK, and FRussia are the most apparent pairings. He's been dumped again. Arthur's down on his luck, all by himself, and only getting older. What's a moody Brit to do? Join his best friend, Francis, and his string of toy-boys on a treck down the long, painful, and exceptionally awkward road to love, of course! Support groups, online dating and incredibly strange one-night-stands ensue for Arthur; all of which are sprinkled with the obnoxious input of one very loud, very handsome American. "I don't think I'll be calling him again." Arthur said in despair. "Perhaps not." Smiled Francis, sipping his cappucino as though toe-sucking were an everyday event. PM for a sneak peek of any of my work-in-progress fics. |
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Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Five People Who Woke Up In Ozai's Bed by KalliopeStarmist reviews
...And One Person Who Didn't . Exactly what it says on the tin. M/F, M/M, and a whole lotta walks of shame.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Ozai
Falling in Love in NYC by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The Briton had only intended to dance the night away after another hectic day in his miserable life; he just wasn't expecting to meet the young lad who would forever change said measly existence. For better or for worse. AU. Mainly USxUK & some FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,579 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, England/Britain
Stars From the Gutter by LifeInABox66 reviews
Life has much to offer those who step outside their allocated role. When Anzu is whisked into a royal palace and Ryou is propelled into a den of thieves, both face Promethean politics and a cold war of rival empires. Steampunk AU. Dance/Tornshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,737 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - R. Bakura, Anzu M./Tea G.
Doors of Perception by LifeInABox66 reviews
The greatest threat to order is not evil, but subjectivity. Boundaries must be breached and God's protection must be discarded. Gradually, led by his own, personal devil's emissary, Ryou ventures into the chaos that lurks behind the simplified structure.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,352 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Composition by LifeInABox66 reviews
You cannot have a life so tightly entwined with art – or anything – without seeking some form of clarity on the matter. Even if there is no way of obtaining it, you search anyway – perhaps all the more voraciously. Romano-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, France - Complete
Of Fire and Wet Phoenixes by LifeInABox66 reviews
Modern day, for once. England meditates on aimlessness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
What Liberty Lacks by LifeInABox66 reviews
In which Russia seeks enlightenment from anyone willing to teach him. Amidst riots, reaction and revolution, he struggles for some form of clarity, exploring freedom, socialism and the precarious relationship between the two. 1855-1917.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Russia, France - Complete
Freefall by LifeInABox66 reviews
For some unknown and most likely obtuse reason, England has succeeded in locking himself in the labyrinth of his own mind. A reluctant France, commissioned by a frantic Canada, must venture into the deepest, wildest thoughts of his former foe to save him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,807 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Eleventh Hour by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
The estate of Feliciano, a rather stupid man with far too much money on his hands, is infiltrated by a group of rebels out for both his money and his throat. What better to do than hire an unsuspecting German bodyguard? AU, looking for criticism!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,859 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
How To Make Perfect World by I.Braginsky reviews
China has a sudden revelation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Poland Learns Hard Way by I.Braginsky reviews
Why Poland should listen to Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Poland, Germany
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Burning of Paper Instead of Children by Quillslinger reviews
In the world of two, one is only half. Mildly Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
1937, Guernica by 1848 reviews
Spain is living a lie. The Spain he knows is not the Spain he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain - Complete
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Three Hopeless Crushes by Quillslinger reviews
A cluster of flash fiction inspired by chapter 484. Slash/het/femmelash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sakura H., Karin U., Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Minutes by deityb reviews
The world has been systematically devastated for ten years. On the doorstep of 2020, even England has finally suffered. With apocalypse looming, he's met with a visitor long thought dead. FrUK, Language and Some Sexuality. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2010 - England/Britain, France
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Divine Intervention by comptine reviews
AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Writers Must Be Crazy by Eternal Retrospect reviews
The world has gone mad, and the only way to stop it is to confront the ones who have made it so… and destroy them. However, with only two people remaining completely sane, this is going to be something of a challenge…
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Matt, Matsuda T.
Dead People by Tierfal reviews
Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Shirt by Storymaster Caith reviews
Temari realized something weird was going on when she saw Kankuro in The Shirt. multichapter yaoi crack!pairing romance. Oh yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Chōji A., Kankuro
Once and Future by BlossomsintheMist reviews
England still remembers his first great king, out of the mists of time and legend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/12/2009 - England/Britain
I Give you the Sky by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Arthur thinks about his relationship with Alfred. Slowly, surely, he comes to terms with his feelings...and then he lets go. One-sided England/America, implied France/England ::Written for the kink meme::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Tensei by Grievous daydreamer reviews
While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Structural Functionalism by kinnoth reviews
In which America has some adolescent angst and China Is Wise. Warnings for: OOC, post-modernism, modernism, Britishisms, silly number usage, implied pairings and UST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2009 - America, China - Complete
Quietly Speaking by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
They do not talk about their intimate encounters, the past, or even the future. They live knowing all they need too. They know not to ask questions. And they know how to survive. They are Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame. KisaIta - Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stories by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Because there's a very thin step between the stories we tell our children and the story we live in - discounting the giant spiders, of course. #oneshot, Euro, Polar, Peach#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Acracktsuki by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Konan, Sasori
Touch and Go by Silent Nacht reviews
Nothing is simple for Germany. WWII setting, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hex by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Seto, can you see the birds?" #oneshot, Revengeshipping and Pride#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Amelda, S. Kaiba - Complete
Culture Shock by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The people of Suna are harsh as the desert. The people of Konoha are treacherous as forest shadows. The passionate cannot thrive there... .:ItaTem:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Itachi U.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
XxpuppetmasterxX and LilMzSunshine by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Kankuro and Hinata end up in a loveless marriage :blame their fathers: , which is, of course, their cue to retreat to the internet and fall in love with other people. But the internet is no substitute for real life... KankuroXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,222 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Darkling I Come to You by The Eye of the Crow reviews
Itachi wakes up, unable to move or see. What happens to him in the dark? When you lose something, maybe it is meant to stay lost. ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Open Ether by Finnhart reviews
COMPLETE. Twoshot. For years Seto has been paying men to die for him. It is not until he lies half dead in the road that he begins to realise this and what it actually means to him. SetoxRoland Shōnenai. Please read & review. Revised 5 August 2008.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - S. Kaiba, Isono/Roland - Complete
Knots by Senri reviews
If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Something I Can Do by kurzon reviews
Follows manga chap 384, focusing on Sakura's story in the aftermath of the Uchiha brothers' fight. Primarily Sakura action and character development, revolves around Team 7, with SasuSaku and minor NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,213 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Afterwards by Mazuku reviews
ItaKisa, oneshot. Kisame wonders why Itachi finds intimacy so awkward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fluoro Pink Braces and Black Tampons by x.xCrapBasketx.x reviews
Crackspoof fic. What happens when the darkest wizard of all time loses his magical powers? What happens when Lord Voldemort turns into... a muggle? Find out. Contains mild yaoi, a gay Voldemort, no particular pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fairy Godmother Shukaku by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Temari was rather fond of Shukaku, at least, she didn't have a problem with him until he decided she needs a boyfriend, and he's just the demon to find her one! [ShikamaruXTemariXItachi triangle, lime]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,676 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
Enigma by Mazuku reviews
Kisame knows he will never understand Itachi. ItaKisa, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Smile by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Smiles can mean many different things, but each and every one is unique to its user...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Down Time by d00mfuzzball reviews
Kankuro and Lee have a conversation, and a little time to relax. Rated only for swearing. Slice of life fic. light kankulee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Kankuro, Lee R. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Motion Like The Eyes Can't Follow by d00mfuzzball reviews
Kankuro had never taken much notice of anyone not in his immediate family, it generally took something rather extreme to get his attention, like an unexpected explosion of chakra, and his brother's invincability coming to a sudden end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Kankuro, Lee R. - Complete
The Stuff of Legends by d00mfuzzball reviews
There is a storyteller in Suna, and for a price he can tell you anything, even the truths you won't find in history books. In fact, those are his favorite stories to tell. GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Casualty by d00mfuzzball reviews
Kankuro does not want to abandon his friend on the battlefield, but... warning violence and some yaoiishness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Kankuro, Lee R. - Complete
Primer by Ill Ame reviews
Matt doesn't remember much about his family. He won't paint over his past but he's not going to fight for it either. This is a quick story about color, among other things. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Guilt and Sand by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Gaara and Lee. In a romantic relationship. Slash. Guilt is a hard thing to deal with, and ninja have more than their fair share. Quote: When they kiss, Gaara's sand hovers around them... Now with prequel!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Taboo by Van the Key of Lain reviews
Gai was cut off as a hand roughed grabbed as his shoulder, and pulled it down hard, flinging Gai down back onto the bed on his back.“BASTARD!” Kakashi shouted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
37 by Quillslinger reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Chazz Princeton: Ramblings of a Suicidal Emo–goth by Michelle H. C. Zhu reviews
The Chazz commentaries on his daily life, the duels he participated in, Jaden's stupidity, Alexis's body, Syrus's midgetness, Zane's J–rock metro look, Bastion's brains, and all that other good stuff. But mostly Jaden's stupidity. [Dub-verse]
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T., Burgandy - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Hush by desolate butterfly reviews
[A SasuNaru fic] Sasuke can touch Naruto, but he has to follow the rules. Warning: yaoi and dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Feeling Better by Persepolis130 reviews
Kankuro watched his brother with a feeling of stunned disbelief as the Kazekage smoothed the lacy skirts down around his legs, plucking with inquisitive fingers at the soft black fabric. Crossdressing Gaara, a very distrubed Kankuro. Saki chan universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Crayon Hearts by kikofreako reviews
Feelings? What use are feelings to a shinobi of Suna? The Sand Siblings aren't really sure how to answer that. FamilyFic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Aesthetics by Impersonating-an-entity reviews
Gaara thinks about what makes a person beautiful. Rated for Shonenai no descriptive scenes unfortunately
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
We Call These Tweezers by FlamesEmbrace reviews
It was bad enough that to get Sakura's attention, Rock Lee would be forced to alter his Gaisenseiesque appearance and ruin what, to him, was the epitome of masculine beauty. But did he absolutely need to ask Neji for help? NejiLee, one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Lee R., Neji H.
Time by Marie Goos reviews
Kakashi and Obito never had time for each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Momentum by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/24/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
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A Better Half reviews
She would make a terrible wife. Perhaps it was good, then, that he was looking for an advisor. Fourth Kazekage/Karura. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Karura, Rasa - Complete
Inertia Exchange reviews
Hidan does not introspect, he dreams. If he should be confronted with an epiphany, it shall not be within waking hours. - Deathfic, decidedly anti-religious. Slight KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
To Say As Much reviews
It is possible to be so unutterably irritating that one is able to drive those who know them into fits of rage simply by existing. -In which France learns he knows everything and nothing all at once. Crack, with FrUK tendencies and a very irate Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - England/Britain, France
Twenty reviews
Feliciano Vargas is sitting by the grave of a friend he had made one hundred years ago, and he is twenty. -Onesided USUK, GerIta, ItaGer, UKFra. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
White Picket Fence reviews
Matt's gay, and Mello's not sure how to handle it. It's a good thing Near knows magic. Twoshot. Crack, OOCness and homosexuality warnings. MattMelloMatt and onesided MelloNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
November Four reviews
Light Yagami dies on the Fourth of November, 2004. For some reason, a young man with a letter for a name finds this sweeter than if it had happened on any other day. LxMisa. Not a normal fic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Pleasure Doing Business reviews
Things were going well in their squeaky-clean, high profile lives until the Uchiha heir started sleeping with another man, and GodBoy tried to convert the most cynical woman ever. But maybe, the disembodied voice declared, it was time to shake things up-A
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Three, Two, One reviews
B thinks Mail's death looked better than yours, Mihael; because you just made him so sad. -Beyond being...Beyond... character deaths en masse- Adultness, violence, and general Crazy-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/20/2009 - BB, Mello - Complete
Thought You Should Know reviews
You glance at the clock, light a cigarette, and think that maybe you could hate him if you really put your mind to it. Oneshot. Onesided MelloMatt and MelloNear.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Rules reviews
Rule number one of arguing with your own head: do not pull faces. ZetsuKonan. Crap title. Because your mother told me so last night
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Zetsu, Konan
Ghosts reviews
He finds that he is wildly infatuated with the prodigy... the younger one, of course. He finds he has to keep reminding himself who is who these days. Just like he finds he's far too prone to flirting with delusions. Drabble. KisaIta KisaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Liar, Liar reviews
Temari's bored and underestimated. She's got the usleless father, hopeless brother, hapless friends. But with a secret: she has another brother in a mental institution. Gaara is slowly recovering from a horrific trauma he can't remember.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Temari, Itachi U.
As Told Over Ramen reviews
Mini vignettes between the Naruto characters. No order of writing. No connection. Just random moments between characters; bits and pieces that had no place anywhere else; the little things are so rarely appreciated… Yaoi? Like, no way!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Lee R., Gaara
The Beauty of Fearing Death reviews
Because it would be arrogant to seek perfection. KakuHida- written by a not-entirely-sane author
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hyuugas and Dolls reviews
After a battle gone wrong with Sound village, Kankuro- who is badly injured- and Hinata are trapped- with no way to contact their companions. Expecting to die, they confide in one another what they never thought to tell another soul. KankuroxHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kankuro, Hinata H. - Complete
Stupid reviews
Lee wasn't stupid. He was just in love. onesided SakuLee- RUN AWAY!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Shukaku, Kunai and Fullfrontal Ninjaness reviews
In which Kankuro is traumatized, Temari needs mind medicine, Lee is ‘the eyebrow lord’, Baki is a parttime invisible person and Sasuke’s alias is Drippy the Sock. Crack parody, LeeGaa and Kankuro bashing but only 'cause I love him... now with 2nd chappie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Those Whom The Gods Love, Die Young reviews
He’s closer to smiling than Lee has seen in a long time “I love you…” he whispers and kisses Lee like they’ll die tomorrow because the gods only know that they might. LeeGaa,strong themes of death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Closets and Puppets reviews
Coming out of the closet was something Kankuro had never expected to do... [drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Paint It Red reviews
But the sand is so much prettier when it's red! Don't you want to be pretty... [stupid Gaara drabble, NaruGaa if you squint... and tilt your head to the left a bit...]Please PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Rules of Naruto reviews
If anyone in any of the hidden villages ever asks you any question do NOT answer with the words 'because I'm a ninja'EDITED add your suggestions guys!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
Symmetry reviews
Lee smiles knowingly and Kankurou falls silent. Kankurou will willingly give himself just this one taste of what he wants. One taste will never be enough for a regular person, but they’re ninja, and ninja don’t need love. [LeexGaa, LeexKan, NaruxKan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Kankuro, Lee R. - Complete
Blueberries Are Liars reviews
‘Liars, you actually called a kind of fruit liars. Are apples thieves! Are grapes murderers! If you think blueberries are liars, then bananas must be conmen because they aren’t even a fruit!’
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Chazz P./Manjōme J. - Complete
The A to Z of Naruto Yaoi reviews
All hail crack moments! Inspired by a request to do an AZ about Sasuke and written out of pure boredom. Contains multiple pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Writing reviews
L' is for beauty 'G' is for change 'H' is for courage and... for Sasuke at least... 'N' is for love. [sequel to 'Reading', SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Owning the World reviews
Jaden didn't think much of owning the world...Jaden asks questions, and Chazz just points at the sky [VERY VERY VERY VERY RANDOM! CxJ because it's aweshum! XD]
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Chazz P./Manjōme J. - Complete
Puppet! reviews
For some reason Kiba always found that word amusing...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
I Can Explain reviews
... Varon could explain why he could explain why he could explain himself... but that would take way too much explaining... [VxA because apparantly i'm one of the sick few that write this pairing.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Varon/Valon, Amelda - Complete
Reading reviews
Contrary to popular belief... Naruto liked reading
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love or something reviews
He's still grinning at me like a sopping wet idiot. It's kind of cute or something I guess... [VxA Shounenai]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Amelda, Varon/Valon - Complete
Stupid Geniuses reviews
That was it. That was just... IT!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Mokuba K., Rebecca H. - Complete