Hey, all! My name is Tom Smith, and I'm an indie musician -- mostly comedy, mostly folk-rock. (If you're thinking, "What, THAT guy!?" Yes, that guy. Seriously.) If you're interested, my music is at . But that's not why I'm here.

I'm also a Potter addict.

Specifically, I'm a diehard Harry/Hermione shipper. Literally the only variances that work for me involve adding Luna or Daphne to the mix. Weasleys? F*kin' Weasleys. Gaaaaaah. Dumbledore? Manipulative old pharte. Double Gaaaaaah. So, if you don't like Harmony, don't read my stuff.

Anyway, a few years ago, I wrote and posted some fanfic under a sock-puppet name on LiveJournal. And I always thought it'd be nice to put those stories elsewhere, and to finally reveal myself as the writer. And maybe post some new stuff.

A couple of important points: First, my version of the magical world tends to be rather more aware of Muggles and their doings, if only because it makes no sense to me how you could live on the same planet and somehow miss, let alone deliberately ignore, a civilization and its works. Second, there will be bad words, and some dark themes now and then. If you're less than 16 years old and the rating says "M", it ain't kiddin'. I am an adult, writing for an adult audience -- i.e., me -- and the ratings will reflect that. Third, anyone involved in any smut in my stories may be assumed to be of at least legal-in-Michigan age, i.e., sixteen years or older. And, rest assured, there will be smut. There will be kinks. There will be, FSM save me, some Snarry. Don't even ask how that one got written. There will be the lyrics of some songs. Most of all, there will be Harmony. :) Thanks for your indulgence, and I hope you enjoy these.