Greetings. I am the Dolphin Queen.

I am the head of an army of dolphins and we shall be taking over the world. I also possess a private army of penguins. The first phase is complete. The second phase is to remove the idiots from the world, for the good of those that actually posess brain cells. Myself and my allies intend to begin here as there are a lot of idiots around here cluttering up various fandoms with crap. We are here to eradicate said crap. If I have left a review for your "story" then, please, don't take it as a compliment. It is not meant that way, honestly it's not. I am merely letting you know that you are an idiot, who fails to read the rules or chooses to ignore them because you think they don't matter. That is where you are wrong, they do. Here are some definitions just to make this a bit clearer for those of you who really don't seem to have a clue, about anything.

Fanfiction - a piece of fiction written by a fan of a book/movie/tv series/musical/play/video game etc that is based on said publication/production and uses the characters from this to tell a story. The characters and relationships should be kept as they are and what happens in the publication/production should not be ignored.

www.fanfiction.net - this website, a website where people can publish their fanfiction (see above) for other fans to read, review and enjoy. It is not a place for original fiction, original poetry or random stuff you dug up from the internet.

Original Fiction - this is fiction that has been made up completely by the author. All characters are original and don't come from another book/movie/whatever. The setting may be a real place, or completely original - that means made up by the author.

www.fictionpress.com this is a website where people can publish their original fiction for other people to read and review and enjoy. It is not a place for fanfiction. Please do note the difference between these, if you cannot understand this distinction, pm me and I'll try to dumb it down so that you can understand.

Also please note that saying "don't read" or "for my friends, please don't read" is asking for trouble. If you post something here, you are asking for people to read it, that is the point. If you don't want people to read it, don't put it here because you can't stop people reading anything you post. Also, grammar is there for a reasong, so use it. Same goes for spelling, and formatting. Use paragraphs, don't bold everything and remember to start a new line when someone new speaks. It's not that hard, the enter key is the biggest key on most keyboards (apart from the spacebar, which you should also make sure you know how to use.)

If you get a bad review from me, I have had good reason to do so. I will give you the reason in the review, but if you feel I have been unfair to you or that I am wrong, tell me. I have not disabled PMs, I'm not coward. I'd love to hear from you, it cheers me up. I come here to read good fanfiction, I do not want to have to wade through a big pile of shit in order to find the good stuff, so please follow the rules. It is not that hard.

Regards,

Dolphin Queen