Insanity is only a symptom of happiness. An yes, I am most happy today.

I don't mean to seem like a bastard. But some how your brain interprets me as such. I swear to you it's you, not me.

I hate not finishing stories. So I will never begin something I don't finish or can't delete quickly.

I love to right mainly Naruto Fan fic. Though I might occasionally write about something else.

I hate reviews that criticize me. Call it narcissism but just know, I am PERFECT and everything...EVERYTHING I do is perfect too :)
Although on a serious note I really don't mind if it's creative criticism or a flat out kick in the teeth. For at the end of the day if my writing sucks to you guess what?
I'll keep on writing till I get better or most likely...Force it down your throat

I refuse to right disclaimers.(I have no fear of lawyers) plus of course it's a fan fiction it don't take a genius to see that.

I have a goal to write the best stories ever...yes ever, as in greatest

I find it weird how no one, understands the fine arts of using a comma (ME, I, LOVE, OVERUSING IT, I, AM, COMMA, MAD,!,)

I hate when a good story has a author that won't correctly paragraph (not for grammatical purposes, but for easy to read purposes!) You know what I mean when the paragraphs have no spaces, are all bunched together, and you always lose your place! I HATE THAT!

I hate I mean absolutely hate! A GOOD STORY THAT GOES ON HIATUS

I love And Hate a story where Naruto the main character dies heroically! :) :(

I hate authors that will name the story "Naruto!" and then have it be about Sasuke, WTF! and then all threw the story make fun of Naruto and put the guy down while building Sasuke up! WTFx7

Finally I HATE when I get done with a hard written chapter and get no reviews on it yet piece some non-important stuff together and get a bunch of feed back. That is the most weirdest stuff ever! Though then again I love it, a review is a review!

I love, knowing I got a lot of reviews so I can mash it in another author's face! (I won't say who!) But if you knew them you would definitely write me 100 reviews just to put in their snark face! Although I do value reviews for other important purposes BESIDES bragging rights! (I'm not shallow!)

I hate profiles that tell you absolutely nothing about the author but just his random Hates and Loves of things!

I love profiles that tell you absolutely nothing about the author but just his random Hates and Loves of things!

In truth just read my stories, you'll love them! If you don't then, I'm sorry it didn't love you there are always more fish in the sea! (Not like my stories though because, if they were fish, they would be like a great white combined with a dolphin and then crocodile! Because my stories are viciously GREAT! and smart!)

Note: Yeah, I'm kinda off the site for a bit, be beak whenever. PEACE!