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"To survive, you must tell stories."

- Umberto Eco


Proud bookworm, unabashed nerd, and avid writer for life.

If you've read any of my writing, I applaud your bravery.

(I'll start publishing in this account when I have work that's decent enough to share)

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Queen of the Crunk by Lobotomised reviews
He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,220 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Riddikulus by CarverEdlundtheLast reviews
I need to learn to take a joke, James Sirius Potter needs to learn to think ahead, and as a result, we both learn to face our fears... We're in for a long year (Of Howlers, midnight escapades, house pride, revenge pranks, the resulting detentions, and the nightmare known as fifth year).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,342 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [OC, James S. P.] Teddy L., Fred W. II
Etc Etc — and Life Goes On by justonemorefic reviews
Extra! Extra! Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business. You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown. Let the witch hunt begin. (an Albus/OC romance-satire set in a Hogwarts beleaguered by celebrity worship, shipping wars, and too many teen queens; Dobby Winner: Best OC, Dialogue, Description)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,723 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/25/2011 - [Albus S. P., OC] Scorpius M., Dominique W. - Complete
A Call to Arms by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
What happened at Hogwarts when the Boy Who Lived disappeared?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,905 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Escapades of Teddy Lupin by nymphxdora reviews
Teddy Lupin is about to start his first year at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Little does he know that the next seven years are going to be a roller-coaster of emotions, experiences and events that will challenge everything he has ever known and believed in. [Winner of three 2014 Hallows Awards]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,843 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Ballad of Me and My Friends by I'm A Cuckoo reviews
Priorities change. [A series of conversations between Remus and his friends.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11622 - Favs: 11,063 - Follows: 9,493 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Years Built on Sand by unicornesque reviews
"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Hot Off the Press by bahjoosaeyo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete