When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.

As a competent Head Auror, due to an alleged Death Eater sighting Harry was sent overseas to secure the Bone Eater's Well from desecration. During his investigation, he becomes the minder of a dog daiyoukai from a distant past. Aloof and flexible morals aside, he doesn't know what to make of the lord. Yet. Similarly, Sesshomaru is intrigued. SessxHP (MoD, epilogue compliant)

When the Avengers seek out the help of an expert on the occult, they get more than they bargained for in the form of two brothers who have literally been to Hell and back. No one could have foreseen the consequences of this meeting, but as the old saying goes: When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. ***Noncompliant with Avengers: Age of Ultron***

In which Jet's a stalker, Sokka's suspicious, and Zuko just wants to make it through the day without murdering anyone. Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon. Zukka, Jetko.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

On the devastated streets of Manhattan, Steve Rogers sees a foreigner who bears a likeness to a man he distinctly remembers from seventy years ago. And an argument that somewhat changes his perception of the world. Post-Avengers. slight Captain America: The First Avengers AU. /No America/

Sequel now up. After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay and endeavors to find a way home. No pairings.

Five human behaviors Spock did not understand, and one that he definitely did understand. Six-shot, revolving around the episode Operation - Annihilate! and all its aftermath that we didn't see on screen. Mainly Kirk, Spock, McCoy, some Peter Kirk interaction. Gen.

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

Post series. One hundred years have passed in a world full of life, color, and stories. It's time again for some familiar faces to join it.

House wasn't elated at the prospect of a hospital exchange program, but he wasn't one to back down from Cuddy's dare, either. His personal demons got the best of him. Some literal ones did, too. A House/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover in which Kurama's genetics are questioned. No pairings. Set during Artifacts of Darkness arc (YYH) and early-season House.

The general consensus of Hogwarts's residents is that Shisui Uchiha is quite possibly the strangest person or thing to ever enter their school. [updates on Saturdays.]

Harry Potter and L Lawliet have almost met three times and meeting once may be the best thing that ever happened to them. eventual slash. L/HP ABANDONED

AU. Ludwig's life was never all that interesting. Recovering from a breakup, he settles into a new job, navigating ships via radio and wondering when things will pick up. One night, a boat crosses through his waters, and Ludwig can't help but find himself fascinated by the odd man on the other end of the speaker. Come to think, that boat has been coming by a lot lately. NorGer

While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

AU. In the second great war, Sweden broke neutrality to allow unarmed German troops to travel through their country via railroad. Berwald, freedom fighter, disagrees with this decision and sabotages a train. But the soldier that he captures as leverage was planning on going AWOL anyway, and sometimes your worst enemy can become your strongest ally. Sweden x Germany, Den x Fin

Clarice Starling needs help with a case, so she pays a visit to Will Graham, who's incarcerated in the Baltimore Sate Hospital with his partner. See warnings inside.

What if Thedas was a bit more musical? What if Thedas was a bit more animated? What if Bioware was run by Walt Disney? A collection of parodies set to Disney songs, crossing Origins, Awakening, II and Inquisition. [53: My, what a guy.]

AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.

AU : "I know. Please feel at ease, I am your weapon, Zabuza-san." Certain events cause an unexpected outcome, and a young hero fades away, taking up the clay mask of the subordinate of the Demon of the Mist: Haku [Hiatus-ish]

As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/

Cloud is a frustrated grad student working toward a First Class degree in history. His thesis topic, his love life, and his ambition are going nowhere fast — until he meets the ghost of General Sephiroth Crescent, hero of the Gaian Civil War.

A series of short stories, written to explore various facets of the Hawke and Isabela dynamic that were touched on, but not necessarily explored in the game. Lady Hawke Isabela relationship.

An AU, Save Steve fic. An ancient Atlantian lab yields an interesting artifact while Carson is collaborating with the Hoffans. Rodney and Sheppard decide to try it on their wraith prisoner. Steve/OC/team. Warning: flashbacks and wraith psych exploration

What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.

When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.

Regrouping after Ginny is severely injured, Harry goes on a mission for Minerva and discovers that Snape is alive, is living as a Muggle with no memory of his magical life, and has a daughter Lily's age. A fun & sentimental journey to bring Severus home.

Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!

As he begins to come into his own, Harry Hatake must find a way to make a name for himself and break out of his brother's shadow. But the past won't be left behind and with an old threat reemerging, Harry may find he needs more help than ever. SOI Sequel.

The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfil the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. REVISED 08/01/14

For some, it only takes one single moment to fall in love. For them, it'd probably take much longer for love to grow. A collection of ByaIchi vignettes featuring how they built their relationship up from scratch. Slash. Complete.

Bilbo asked Frodo to take his notes, his books, and his diary back with him to Hobbiton, on the last leg of the return journey from Rivendell. Among Bilbo's writings Frodo found answers. And back home in Bag End he found someone waiting to hear them. Sequel to Small Beginnings and Kindred Horizons.

Dr. John Watson finds it difficult to adjust to a civilian life after his time in Afghanistan until he moves in with a strange man named Sherlock Holmes, unknowing that his new flatmate leads a secret lifestyle as a Time Lord. AU. Eventual Johnlock.

In the beginning, he was trapped. In the end, he would be free or he would be dead. But for Merlin, the secret sorcerer, and for Arthur, the king who doesn't understand, being stuck in the middle is the worst place to be. And yet, at least they are not stuck alone. * A series of one-shot reveal fics* *Can all be read separately*

A somewhat overgrown one-shot featuring one of my headcanon couples. Soris has always thought romantic tales rather ridiculous. He changes his mind a little when he's living in one. Written for the CMDA Valentine's Day challenge "Love Returns".

They work on dealing with Kyohei's face.

Merlin wants to visit his friend one last time to fill him in on some important things. After all, Arthur's already proved that it's possible to visit the dead. no slash, post 5.13. Friendship. Ficlet.

Returned for Series 5. Updates on Saturday after the episode airs in the UK and at random intervals during the week. Please remember to follow the format; it helps me out a lot. Submissions will be screened and not all may be published. Submissions should pertain to the episode.

Poor Alfred. Lately it seems like his citizens can't agree on anything, much less anything important. So he goes on a little quest to figure out why his people just can't get over their obsession with partisanship. Political satire.

Two years ago Kaidan Alenko was branded a traitor and vanished. While building his team to stop the Collectors Shepard is given the dossier of a human biotic seen travelling with a talking geth last seen on Ferris Fields. MShep/Kaidan, Steve/Robert

He vanishes in the water, yet sits atop the highest oak.

Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?

Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...

In which a pawn is worried over a love-struck idiot of a Master who is not only infatuated with a certain foreign knight, but also keeps walking into walls, people, and the occasional beast.

In the halls of Imladris, Hanncome 'John' Watson of Bywater discovers not only beauty beyond measure, but also the past of his new companion, Sílchanar Eregnirion. Middle-earth AU, second in the All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter series.

The result of the attack on Malfoy Mansion was disastrous. Hope is lost...almost. A Chosen One runs, seeking to end the Dark Lord's tyrannous reign forever. They must find him...or doom the magical world to a hellish, shadowy end. YGOxHP

In which Lord Julien begins to develop an interest in the Arisen and his pawns, but mostly for the former. Spoilers abound, including for the full ending of the game in later chapters. If you haven't played the game to the finish, do not read this. Complete. 10 Sep 2012

Gabriel was dead. There were charred wings on the floor and that meant he wasn't coming back. But one day, when Sam and Dean are separated and battling at least ten demons each, he shows back up. Hopefully to stay.

That guy really shouldn't have touched Castiel. established!Destiel. Fluffy one-shot.

Sam is being creepy and Bobby just wants to do the laundry.

Toris abandons an easy life in Kaunas to work at an asylum plagued by desertion and rumors. He should've known his decisions would eventually lead him to a rather secretive history following a certain Russian. // Asylum AU // RussiaxLithuania

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

John Watson's life is continuously shaped by bullets. Oneshot.

HPDM slash, HPGW, RWHG. Ron is the one who goes through Harry's possessions after his death, because that's what a best friend does. And what he finds shakes his belief in Harry to its foundations. COMPLETE.

In 2017, the nations of Earth are being manipulated into war. The Doctor creates a group of people who are personified countries to simplify the task of promoting peace, but things soon get dangerously complicated. Feat. the World 8.

At a request from Professor Dumbledore, England and the other nations agree to attend Hogwarts to learn magic and teach a thing or two about their countries' magical history. Harry and the others are in for one hell of a fifth year.

Thor brings Loki and the Tesseract to Asgard and returns to Earth only after promising to return for Loki's trial when the time comes. In the meantime he tries to navigate Earth's foreign customs and not kill his teammates who insist on treating him like a small child rather than the god and prince that he is.

Friendships happen by chance. A normal encounter in the city draws Ludwig into one of those dreamy, fast-moving life experiences that are usually found in the movies. Two brothers and lots of glamour and a chance to feel normal. But, just like the movies, sometimes things don't play out like they're supposed to. Devastating genetics sometimes come hidden in cheery packages. AU. FFI

There is a rule between a yami and its hikari - a connection must exist. Despite what Ryou Bakura thinks, he and the Spirit of the Ring are no exception to this rule. They just need to discover it.

They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.

What begins as a business trip to Bree on behalf of the family business turns, for Hanncome "John" Watson of Bywater, into the beginnings of an adventure. Thankfully, he's half-Took. Middle-earth AU, first in the All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter series.

AU. In a world where 'zombies' have become commonplace, Bakura Touzoku is just another breather doing his best to avoid the living-impaired. But then he meets Malik, who isn't taking death lying down. Who needs a beating heart, anyway? Thiefshipping

Leaving Grigori in charge of finding the Arisen's beloved may not have been the greatest idea.

Despite his seemingly unnatural abilities, Sherlock Holmes is absolutely human. John's sure of this- until he sees the detective's eyes flash black and his whole world starts to collapse around him. Dark/multiple character death; demon!Sherlock; 3-shot

AU one-shot: Thor has been drafted for service in WWII, and the brothers must face their uncertain future.

Gabriel should either help the Winchesters or leave them alone, but either way, he needs to just make his mind up already.

Do you find normal Elvish confusing? Are you constantly being left out of conversations by your hardcore-Tolkienite friends? Are you flunking your second-language GCSE exams and are in need of another language ASAP? Then this handy guide is for you!

"O-oh, right, of course," England mumbled, absently fumbling around with his papers in a vain attempt to act like he WASN'T just daydreaming about getting it on with America on various pieces of IKEA furniture.

Shiori's always been troubled that Shuichi never brings friends home with him. But when he does, she might wind up less than reassured. Shortfic

According to the vids, the end is nigh. Kaidan knows he's got to come clean with Shepard sooner or later about how he really feels- before it's too late. m!shep/Kaidan slash, done for the MEKinkMeme. ME3 spoilers

Russia and Germany have always had a very frail, delicate relationship, but there is one thing they have always been able to agree on: by God, they hate America. A lot. At the height of the Space Race, Germany invests in Russia to help beat America to the moon. ...it might backfire. A hint of Russia x Germany.

While the Allies are fighting the Axis on THAT F'ING ISLAND, America gets captured, and Britain heads a mission to get him back, but his plans keep backfiring. Scripted like an anime episode, characterized based on the English Dub. Mild shipping, mostly played for laughs.

Romano just wants to use her chapstick in peace. Fem!Romano and fem!Spain and silliness.

Dean receives a shock when he wakes up to discover Castiel has returned. Why is the angel suddenly back? Why have his powers dimmed? And.. Why are he and Dean joined together by an invisible rope! Destiel! Enjoy! R&R greatly appreciated! :D

In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses... well, that doesn't matter, because he won't lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?

There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.

Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.

5.04 AU. Castiel never expected to live through the end of the end of the world. Sam didn't either. Castiel takes care of Sam after everything doesn't end. Sort of. Chapter VIII up.

Seven years ago, a teenage boy left home and never returned. Two years ago, another died in a tragic car accident. Today, the past is coming back to haunt those that were left behind... And nothing is as it first appears. AU.

No-one Zevran meets in Antiva can be trusted. No-one Fabian Tabris meets in the Fade can be trusted. One living, one dead; suspicion and distrust are their only bedfellows. Written for the People of Thedas Sugar and Spice Valentine ficswap. COMPLETE.

Prussia trains America during the Revolutionary War. Based on real historical events. Now Hetalia canon thanks to Hima's Christmas 2011 strip! Dedicated to von Steuben: the Prussian Commander who taught American troops how to be AWESOME!

Even without the promise of glory, love would have been enough to bring Achilles to Ilium. Achilles/Patroklos

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.

There was supposed to be a snowball fight. Cas and Dean are doing it wrong.

Lavi may or may not have died a Bookman, but he would never be able to stop recording the things that mattered to him. Harry isn't sure these records, though, were meant to be found. One-shot

One hundred moments of two people who should never have fallen in love. But who are they to argue with history? They do, of course, and who would try and stop them? 084.Make-Up – It was what they did to survive, never new.

Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.

Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

Back in the Heian days, a young man tries to find out the truth about what happened to his teacher, while a young onmyouji faces the mystery of a haunted goban. /Rating's on the careful side. Sequel to Crossing the Bridge of Dreams.

Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.

The Impala finally gets the chance to love Dean back. The problem is, Castiel seems to be in its way.

-contest fic, s8.5, tier 5- Sequel to 'Possessive'. Ryou needs saving, and so Malik enlists some help from the dead, a thief, and six strange gold items. Angst/Bayshipping

Cloud finds himself back to when he just failed the SOLDIER exam. Sephiroth finds himself with a new secretary. Oh dear.

The Bad States Quartet has to find the straight nation. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. *Crack/Omake added*

A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland

When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.

Sequel to This Does Not Have A Fairytale Ending, although mostly unrelated. Merthur. Gwaine gets kidnapped by giants. Arthur and Merlin pull off a daring rescue thanks to Merlin's magic and Arthur's courage or as Merlin would probably put it, stupidity.

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*

Iceland goes to the World Meeting after his valcano causes havoc through most of Europe, but doesn't expect what ensues.

Sometimes he thinks about turning to Sherlock and saying, 'look, my name isn't actually John,' and telling him about how he's been living off adrenaline since he was fourteen. Sherlock/Alex Rider crossover

Castiel has found a new use for his phone. Unfortunately for Sam, he isn't too clear on the concept of "privacy". A sequel to my previous fic "Words With Angels". Written for the 31 Little Abominations at sassy otp on LJ.

-Contest fic, s8.5, tier 3- In the afterlife, Atem can't help but feel like something is missing. Mana suggests it might be someone rather than something. Casteshipping.

Co-written with Persephone Kore. Loki gives some advice to would be travellers. Which is based on extensive experience.

-Contest fic, s8.5, tier 2- Malik doesn't believe in anything he can't see. Ryou sees so much that he doesn't need to 'believe' in anything. And there just might be something lurking in the Ishtar household. AU, Angstshipping.

I'd fallen on the beaches of Normandy. I'd closed my eyes and prepared to die. I'd given up; but one person refused to give up on me. USUK WW2 oneshot Alfred's POV

What happens when we replace our favorite characters from Star Trek NG with our favorite characters from Hetalia? They defeat the Borg in a very unconventional way. Become one with Borg, da? Contains mild British swearing and America being an idiot.

It's WWII and Spain has tissue paper instead of guns.

Arthur is waylaid by a curse that puts him to sleep until true love's kiss wakes him. Merlin finds himself in a bit of an awkward situation, being that true love and all. There will be a sequel.

WWII AU, oneshot. Major General Arthur Kirkland knew that war was cruel and merciless, but sometimes there was that little spark of humanity within the chaos.

All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...

For the norsekink prompt "During a battle with The Avengers, Loki confesses that he loves Thor. Awkward silence imminent"

"Russia beamed at me. I knew then. It shocked me, for I never thought this charming, cruel, child of a man was capable of it. My god! That is the look of love." Lithuania shares his memories of the love, brutality and madness witnessed in Russia's house.

When Andy tinkers with a mysterious new toy, it shrinks him down. Now Woody and the gang must decide how far to expose themselves while helping their human get back to normal.

Touya Kouyou's would-be biographer uncovers a mystery.

In 1844, shortly after receiving a promotion to fourth dan at the age of fourteen, Honinbou Shuusaku returned to his hometown of Innoshima for eighteen months. It was his second visit home after leaving to study at the Honinbou school in Edo.

For over one hundred years, Russia was considered "insane." He knew this, but why wasn't anyone else? Perhaps an old friend from the south could tell him why... Slight RoChu.

Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.

"Scanning through the near-ancient pages, he tracked his brother's development by marking his own decline. The weaker his writing, the sloppier his penmanship, the more distracted the entry, the stronger he knew Ludwig had become." Rated for language.

A Potions accident splits Snape into two people - a dour professor and an angsty rebellious teen. Can they learn to coexist at Hogwarts in a time of war?

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Veneziano turns to him and says, "Germany, don't you ever get tired of Romano hating you?"

For the love of God, Germany is going to make pancakes.

AU. Feliciano and Lovino have run the Caffe since their grandfather died. While they are excellent cooks, they are not so good with money. Now, with their business on the verge of collapse, some unexpected help will come.

Zuko does not survive Azula's lightning strike. A year later, those who knew him are still haunted by thoughts of everything that could have been. Written for the Avatarbigbang mini-bang challenge. Dark, tearbending warning

When Sheppard gets taken captive by the Wraith, he finds an unlikely ally in an unusual young Wraith scientist. Mild slash. Formerly "The Captive." FIRST 11 CHAPTERS REWRITTEN, NEW CHAPTERS FROM 12 ONWARDS

You don't mess with time, even accidentally. Harry Potter learned that the hard way. Fate has never been kind to him, and this new era he's landed in will force him to adapt, or die trying. Fortunately, he has all the time in the world... literally.

Officer Alfred Jones pulls over a speeding car, which holds a pair of Italian twins. What results is racial driving stereotypes, disrespect for authority, and a rowdy good time. YMMV

When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel

If he had to choose between calligraphy and prints, between the aesthetic and the risque, between the real world and the floating, Sora knows which he would pick. Unfortunately, the choice isn't his to make. Riku/Sora, Historical AU

Sometimes, an inquisitive Captain is more than irritating to a certain Vulcan. Three questions he finds he can answer, and one he can't. Spock/Kirk

Sirius gets a strange visitor one dreary day at Grimmauld Place.

AU off the Hitchhiker's Guide. Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself 'Spock'. What does one do with an android? slow!K/S

The longer Harry talked to Edward Elric, the less he seemed to know about the strange boy.

A moment of passion, the Captain's chair, and an accidental button-pushing. K/S

There's a man in his cell. He's not a guard, and he's not a prisoner. In fact, he's not even human.

TASverse. Bakura and Marik make sweet hatred together. All night long.

The bridge crew attempts to help Pavel with his pronunciation problems.

Part of the Memo collection - a collection I have long neglected. Silliness abounds. But for a good reason. This Memo was written in exchange for a contribution from Salable Mystic to the Purple Dove Project. Purely for fun!

Fate laughs at probabilities. L's a man of probabilities and Harry is fate's fool. Savior meets Sleuth in the pursuit of Kira but is justice all they'll find? Does fate have other plans? Has the probability of finding love in a murder case just gone up?

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.

Set during Amok Time. Spock's getting married and the crew wonder just what it would be like to be married to him. Rated as a precaution. I don't own.

Germany experiences something unexpected in the trenches on a Christmas Eve that he had thought would be miserable. Historically based, hints of USUK, no other pairings.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Death changes people. When John's wife Mary passes suddenly, both men are surprised by the changes that occur as time marches on. Very mild slash. First fic in a long time and first fic in this universe, so thoughts are most welcome!

Alternately: Why Speaking Arabic At An Airport Is Actually A Very Good Idea. Malik's going home for the holidays, but this particular transatlantic flight just got a whole lot more interesting... citronshipping! whoop whoop

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

The new Water Tribe ambassador seems strangely familiar, and Azula wonders if she knew him Before.

Loving Kairi was like a romance novel: perfect and happy and predictable. Loving Riku was like...finding out you had the power to save all the worlds with a magic key. Sometimes, it just happened.

The Eurovision Song Contest of 2010, in the event if the countries themselves had to sing their song. Will it go well for them?

AU. Two years after the Great Game, Moriarty is back and Sherlock couldn't be happier. John could. COMPLETE.

The longer Kirk spoke to 'them other folk from over-mountain', the more interesting the away mission became.

Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.

Bakura is going insane except he isn't , Ryou is sanctimonious except he's not and the third resident of this particular mind is a solely implied phenomena.

Humanity is on the brink of self-destruction, and unobtanium may be only hope for our species. While humanity begins their return, they find only a few surviving scientists between them and an increasingly active Eywa, and the promise of a war that would alter the fate of all. A story where Pandora is not an Eden, where desperate battles will determine who lives... and who dies.

Alice lives between two worlds, trying to divide her time between her family above and her friends below. But it's like walking a tightrope, and she's about to fall off. Rated Teen for some darker themes. Originally titled We Are All Mad. Eventual AxH

Elizabeth Cole has a rather unusual neighbour.

In which Sai is saved from drowning by a passing peasant...

All Arthur had wanted was a distraction from the turmoil that was eating up his life after a traumatizing car accident. He had never thought it would come in the form of a cheerful and disturbed American who needed just as much comfort as he did.

"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.

There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.

In 1925, in a speakeasy in Chicago, Edward Cullen met Alfred F. Jones.

Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are unhelpfully contributing to.

Spock knew that working with humans would be challenging. However he wasn't ready for the things the crew talked about the Captain.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Buried in the backyard, Danny's locked away in a forgotten Thermos. When it's finally found seventy years later, Danny is released and he needs to learn to deal with his new life. Can he survive what the future can throw at him?

After a confusing evening watching movies, Alfred's feelings about his best friend might be changing, whether he likes it or not. Companion to That Song Called Love, AU, Russmerica. ONESHOT.

Boys will be boys. The men share a special moment at camp during the Blight...wagers are made...who will triumph? Alistair, Zevran, Sten, Oghren & Dog feature.

They are not Hogwarts-bound exchange students, nor are they teachers of magical arts. They are purely prisoners of war, thrown into a dangerous new world that they didn't know existed. There are no alliances here. There are no strings attached. YGOxHP

Jou/Malik for Always a Bookworm, post-series. Malik returns to Domino, bitter with the knowledge that those who try to change most often do not succeed, and Jounouchi finds himself the unlikely guardian of his mental stability.

One wicked and clever pirate. One singular and brilliant detective. One hundred and fifty years apart. An impossible meeting? Perhaps just improbable... Crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.

He was often seen wearing strange clothes.

To make some extra money for their countries, the nations take on a gig as teachers at an American high school. Written for TheFlyingPotato64, Second Chance's 100th reviewer. USUK mentioned.

There is no undoing the mistakes of Daerlian Mahariel's past; he lost all he held dear in a single day. Will his guilt and prejudice blindfold him to the possibilities in his future?

AU: The Enterprise has a name and it's Harry Potter. Who is rather unhappy about having parts of his anatomy blown up. /interconnected one-shots/ reuploaded ch.5 due to site errors 9-25-10

A Kirk/Spock World War II AU.

After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.

After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito

He didn't stand a chance and never had stood a chance. Alex, Yassen, no slash, deathfic - . - This is a 2009 fic I realised I'd never posted to this site. Hope you enjoy.

Spock asks Amanda to answer a painful question.

When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP

Merlin has more than one secret to keep. prompt: Merlin was born with angel wings. Slash/AU

Three weeks before his sixteenth birthday, Alex Rider was committed at the Brookwood Institute of Mental Health in Surrey, England. One-shot.

Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.

SAISEI #2. Because there just wasn't enough reason for Yusuke to offer his own life for Kurama's, and because Hiei was just too much of a psychopath. A rewrite of the Dark Artifacts case. Yusuke/Keiko/Botan, implied Hiei/Kurama.

The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.

Kirk is unsettled about Spock's recent declaration, and realizes something important about his feelings. Spirk, Spork, w/e you want to call it, based on "This Side of Paradise"

Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi

Ever wonder which member of the Enterprise crew would end up in which house? Well, wonder no more.

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.

The Axis are once again attacked by a formidable enemy... not the Allies! This time, it comes in the form of a small furry creature called... a tribble? Based off the Star Trek episode.

Set after 'Enemy At The Gate' Did you ever wonder what they were going to feed Todd since they were back on Earth? Dedicated to all fanfic writers and reviewers. Warning, the story is a little nuts. Okay, a lot nuts.

Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

Three times that Spock said nothing when crew members made snide comments about his Vulcan-ness, and one time that Kirk stood up for him. From the STXI kink meme, but it ended up feeling more TOS to me.

Curious about the world that took Alice away from him, Hatter goes to Otherland to investigate. He finds Alice, but she is not quite ready to return to her true home. He will wait for her Above, but something is terribly wrong… AlicexHatter

AU. Leon isn't jealous or anything-D's a guy, for chrissake!-but there's an awful lot of extraneous people messing around the Shop when it's his territory, and it's starting to get annoying. Really annoying.

Updated first 11 chapters - Lt Ford has been missing for over a year. No one will tell the family anything beyond 'Missing In Action - presumed dead' and 'I'm sorry.' President Hayes intevenes and instigates a special investigation into the Lt's status.

A misanthropic bastard, a liverless doormat, a reluctant demon, and a body-challenged angel team up to save the world. Much confusion results.

In which Zoro apologizes like a Man and Sanji's response is appropriately Man Dumb.

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? - The Warden is not a pretty girl. What she is, is physically disabled and just a bit screwed up in the head. Zevran tries to find solid footing in the chaos, but with how much success?

"After all these years, you still think you can lie to me…" The Warden hears his Calling. Thirty years post-Blight, Zevran/m!Surana in Antiva at the head of the Crows.

At the moment of Rome's death, the empire is transformed into a legacy. The death of a nation is never the same as the death of human, and empires can never truly end. Oneshot, blink-and-you-miss-it Rome/Germania

Batman really had no idea how to categorize this incident, but he was fairly sure that the word "strange" didn't even begin to start covering it...though it rarely does when Jonathan Crane is involved. But sugar? Dedicated to Lauralot.

But it’s this young blond nation, battered and bruised with eyes that glow with pride and anger and sorrow, that scares him the most. This is his bogeyman. And Germany closes his eyes. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme

A blood elf goes on a scouting mission that turns his life upside down. Held captive in Stormwind as a prisoner, can he make it back to warn his people of a great treason that will take place?

You can't imagine that Hiei would keep his comments to himself during a movie. So what about a movie with brooding heroes and sparkling boyfriends? Not. A. Chance. A oneshot where Hiei and Kurama unwillingly go to the movies. R&R

Set immediately after "The Paradise Syndrome," Jim struggles to come to terms with the loss of his idyllic life on Amerind, the death of his bride, and the resurgence of his feelings for Spock. Angsty slash.

It was the red and green of Christmas, of paint, of flowers. Not of the blood of a human and Vulcan. Not blood at all. It couldn't be.

Sequel to Anywhere But Here. "You saved my life in Brecon Beacons, I don't understand why," Alex said, voice softer than he would have liked. "Even for money…I wouldn't have killed you," Yassen replied quietly. Decisions determine destiny.

Sanji and Zoro introduce modern ideas to a primitive culture. Or something.

An overly emotional educational piece that is probably going to offend a few touchy thirteen year old fangirls. AxH - "You could stay...?"

Even as little kid, Chris likes to draw pictures of his favorite people, in stories that he makes up in his mind. His family, mostly, and that feeling never changes, even if everything else does.

Zevran is accustomed to taking his pleasures where they can be found, but Surana prefers just taking whatever he wants, as soon as he can figure out what that is. Zevran/m!Surana, plentiful mentionings of Alistair.

Antonio didn't particularly want to meet Feliciano's German friend, but when he discovers just how gorgeous Ludwig is, their love story starts its long and difficult journey through the seasons as Antonio struggles to stay with the man he's fallen for

Sometimes friendship is a safer bet, but Kirk hasn't been known for playing it safe. A now-or-never moment between Kirk and Spock. Guess what they picked?

HPDM slash, RWHG, oneshot. Ron has been reading a lot about Muggle science, and now he knows that Harry and Draco will break up, thanks to the power of physics! Crack. COMPLETE.

Kirk battles a fire-being, and remembers Spock. K/S. A complete one-shot.

It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au

Chekov and Sulu discuss some of the distressing patterns they see arising repeatedly in their fanfic. This is simultaneously a rant about that and a big hug to my dear friends in Chulu-land who are consistently giving us some awesome Hikaru & Pavel.

More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.

It's hard working for the RDA, so you'd think that if they stopped bothering you and your research, it would be great. That is, until they stop showing up altogether. Complete!

-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.

It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.

The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.

Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.

Your name is Li; you're not a bender. Your name is Li; you're not a bender. Your name's Li; you're not a bender. One-sided Jetko.

After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.

Alistair and Amell meet one last time in Orzammar.

A San Francisco neurosurgeon sews up a Dalmatian's leg in a park, and what follows. McCoy/Spock.

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

AU, Russ/Amer. Alfred is upset after his girlfriend breaks up with him. To cheer him up, Matthew secretly signs Alfred up in a "Be a DJ for a Week" contest for a radio station. Alfred wins and he meets Ivan, the owner and main DJ of the station.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.

Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

As the Ringbearers prepare to leave Middle-earth, Legolas and Sam have their own choices to make. COMPLETE.

Jack is separated from his team off-world and must survive in a hostile environment. But he isn’t alone for long. He comes into contact with another individual who is lost and struggling to survive. GEN-Jack centered.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Batman got angry. Bullet proof glass isn't Batman proof. And the Joker's at the end of his rope. Sometimes people forget, he's only human. And humans die.

Oneshot. Interpol wants to use the Mirror of Erised, and Professor Dumbledore wants to find out why. 'It's just a normal mirror.'

Riku is one glass shy of hammered and desperately in love with the girl on the other side of the bar. There's just one problem. Riku isn't sure what that one problem is, but figures that it's probably Tidus's fault. Riku/Sora

AU. Shikamaru Nara is secretly a genius composer. Neji is an impassivce pianist prodigy in need of a piece. When he finds one, it's no surprise Shikamaru's linked to it. ShikaNeji preslash/friendship, however you choose to see it. Full summary inside.

Dean teaches Seamus how to live and how to die.

Darkness, light and a burning feeling in the childhood of Severus Snape. Inspired by a sad quote from Deathly Hallows. Short.

It was a glorious day when Obito discovered something he could do better than his genius teammate, and he fully expected to rub it in Kakashi's face until they died. That's when he discovered that even when he wins, he doesn't really.

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

Oneshot. K/S or K&S, depending on how you read into it. Takes place shortly after Kirk's death in Generations.

America, the land of the free home of the brave, decides that he must spread his awesomeness to everyone. China is his victim this time around. Can you say hamburger spring rolls? Goodness, not AMERICAN Chinese food...

The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.

Charles Herbert Lightoller, former Second Officer of the RMS Titanic, reminisces about an enigmatic passenger and his manservant. Drama/adventure. Characters: Thranduil; Galion; Charles H. Lightoller.

-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!

Italy has many earthquakes, what makes this one any different? :oneshot: Historical April 6, 2009.

Gotham, the city that never sleeps because it is afraid of nightmares. One man has taken it upon himself to protect Gotham from her nightmares, but he can't even save himself from his own; the nightmare that wears the face of a clown.

Where one good turn deserves another, and a bad one needs to be balanced. Yassen and Ian, working together to rescue the one thing that ties them to each other: a seven year old Alex Rider.

In which the Joker finally inflicts his scars upon the Batman and is attacked by something like a conscience urging him to play the hero. No slash, oneshot.

Yoite is cold, so Miharu lights the house on fire to warm them up a bit. Yukimi does not approve. one-shot

Harry is missing. Fortunately Draco can always find him in the third drawer down. HPDM, bit of RWHG.

Draco Malfoy sees Harry Potter three more times after graduation. And he will remember those three meetings until the day he dies.

When faced with a confession of love from his two most sought-after foes, how will L react? --LxLightxMisa. Oneshot.

A new power is terrorising the wizards. Voldemort now wields a magic ten thousand years old. And there's only a few people in the world who know how to beat it. Meanwhile, a failed attack in Domino City brings some unwanted attention. SEQUEL UP!

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

AU; An exploration of what happens when you put one Neji Hyuuga, tennis player, and one Shikamaru Nara, definitely *not* a tennis fan, together. Will is cause chaos or be an opportunity in disguise?

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

Sokka weaves an epic story, with the reluctant assistance of Zuko and Suki. The audience is quite unprepared for this performance. Slight Sukka, Zukka, post-The Boiling Rock. One-shot.

Five years post-AWE: Will is kidnapped by a pirate captain who wants the Dead Man's Chest. Captain Jack Sparrow to the rescue!

It passes the time, counting minutes in the rhythm of cards turned.

After hanging out with Kakashi, lying comes easily to Iruka. One-sided KakaIru hinted at. Now: Part 3/3.

-Post TDK- With Joker in Arkham Asylum and Batman on the run, the world as they know it is falling apart. But when they start to experience each other's thoughts they are forced to re-evaluate everything they've ever known.

Contrary to popular belief, Yoshio Ootori knew his son very well. That, until the Suoh Heir and the Host Club came to his house… HUMOR. Hints of TamaKyo and TwinsHaru

Curiously, he did not look peaceful." Matsuda and L, the former curious and the latter unconcious. Could be shounen-ai, but was not intended as such. Mildly angsty.

In the midst of a fund-raising operation, the Joker is confronted with a startling revelation at the hands of Bruce Wayne. Gen

It was Rodney's nature to be repellent; it was the Pegasus Galaxy's nature to take it to the next level. It takes volcanoes, Wraith, genetic experiments and the Genii to show Rodney that not everyone thinks of him the same way. Warning; minor preslash.

One-Shot. Takes place after TDK. Spoilers. The Joker takes a walk and finds himself in a curious position.

Though Sai used his fan for effect, Hikaru has a different philosophy.

Set just after the end of KHII. There were things that Sora himself remembered, and there were memories that were not entirely his own. And he decided to honor one of those memories.

Alphonse's grandson discovers an old photo in the attic, bringing back bittersweet memories.

June, 1940. Two Mongolian villagers stumble upon a strange child from distant Tibet, who brings fresh air into their moribund lives. But a sudden attack by an obsessed Japanese officer begins an adventure for them all, through a China wracked by war. AU.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. One man's dream is another man's nightmare.

Light encounters an enigmatic stranger who claims to know him, much to Ryuk's amusement. There is more to Kira than even he realizes. Well, until he finally dies. Crossover with Yu Yu Hakusho.

Percy Weasley and the year that was. It’s not easy being a prat.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.

Sheppard, Ronan, McKay, and Todd stuck in a cave with no food. No food cranky scientist drastic measures. Humor, one shot.

Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

One Shot. The Muggle Prime Minister certainly never asked to be a war minister. Much less a secret war minister. DH spoilers.

It takes time to realize all the repercussions after something terrible happens. Nearly a year later, the group is finally coming to realize that things won't stay the same. YK. I realize this summary is deplorably vague, but it's necessary.

Which, as we all know, stands for Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional. Erutis is finely chased down by, er, “confronts” Krayon.

[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.

When Ouran's Peter Pan grows up and leaves Neverland, he dons a suit and heads to the office, never comprehending what he's left behind.

The Fellowship must cross a river before it can enter the land of Hollin. When disaster strikes, Sam and Legolas find themselves trapped between the river, a party of malicious strangers, and each other. A story about friendship and sacrifice.

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

Someone had snuck a cat aboard the Executor. Whoever that intrepid officer was, Lord Vader assumed that he had either been killed or transferred, because the animal had now taken to following him around the ship.

To be the captain of the Dutchman means many things. But above all it means that you are going to forever stay on this post, as the time passes around you.

[100 word drabble] Kurama wants to hear Hiei's reason for destroying the Chapter Black tape.

Admiral Piett and Lord Vader share a night’s watch before the Battle of Endor.

After 'HBP', Harry finds a strange green mask in the trash, but even after everything he has witnessed since joining the wizarding world, he has no idea how his possession of such a seemingly simple artefact will affect the outcome of the final battle...

Light was the perfect son in every way. But when his mother, Sachiko, realizes that he might be suffering from depression, she isn't sure what to do. She observes him during his high school years. Depression and depression related symptoms are discussed.

The oldest Ootori sibling watches his youngest brother grow up. Kyouya's brother's point of view on the family company, his sibling, and Tamaki and the rest of the Host Club.

AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.

[Foreign] [Postseries] An accident years later reveals the illusion of the tantei’s closeknit ties and their inadequacy in taking care of one of their own.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

What if Kolya had fired faster than Sheppard in Irresponsible? Things might have ended badly indeed. But what if Sheppard had had an unexpected ally waiting in the wings? Or rather, on the roof...

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Shuuji and Akira live together, and it’s not weird at all.

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

13 years after Padme's death, Vader finds her grave in the rubble of a decimated Naboo. But waiting there for him are the angry survivors of Theed's destruction... and the son he'd assumed dead. Luke Vader story.

Set in the future. After the end of the war, the Fire Nation is in crisis and to mend the broken land, Katara is put in a position she never expected to be in: Fire Lady. The first in a series.

“There is a secret everyone in Konoha knows but Naruto…” [KakaIruKaka One Shot Silliness].

[Oneshot] He cried and cried, drowning out Orochimaru’s anguished protests within his grief. He was the only one left of him. The only one left. He knew, then, that his tears would never end.

Itachi is dead. Orochimaru is indifferent. Sasuke is home and he’s the same stupid bastard, except where he’s changed. [SasuNaru subtext, Team 7 pseudofluff] [slight gore] [3700 words]

The day before L first confronts Kira, Lind L. Tailor has been condemned to die. Oneshot.

Ron owes Krum a favor he can never repay. RHr oneshot, written before DH.

Follows Spock through Movie 4: The One with the Whales. More K&S than KxS, but has hints of the latter.

After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.

Kimimaro x Tenten, canon. On a training journey following the finals of the Chuunin Exams, Tenten comes upon a boy in a field, and in the process gains an unexpected training partner.

[COMPLETED] A series of drabbles narrated by the owner of Ichiraku Ramen House about a certain special person who worked for him before Uzumaki Naruto became the most regular customer.

...and he refuses to say 'lived to tell the tale', because a tale without an ending is one the few things that frightens him still. Leon and D, post series.

From Eroica with LoveDoctor Who crossover. DorianKlaus, 9thDoctorRose. NATO orders the major to investigate a 'time travelling alien.' Chaos ensues.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

A starlit stroll in a garden and some quiet conversation sometimes is more fulfilling than being the life of the party. K&S, could be interpreted as very light preslash.

A clone's-eye view of Order 66.

The last room at the end of the hallway holds proof that competition can be an ugly thing...

Overtones of YxYY. Several years after going to America, Anzu returns to Domino acting very strangely. She calls Yuugi, saying she has something important to tell him, and no, she isn't declaring her undying love for him. Weepy fic.

Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.

AU - What if Galadriel had taken the Ring? Very dark, with bad things happening to everyone you may care for. And I do mean everyone. One-shot.

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

Five things which never happened between Garak and Bashir.

Jess thinks she can deal with this. Bend It Like Beckham, JulesJess.

Complete! Percy Weasley is estranged from his parents and living in London with a formidable landlady and a highspirited flatmate. With the Ministry in turmoil, how will he survive the year? And where does a strange masked hero come in? Parallels OotP.

Legolas waits. Written for the Iconography challenge.

AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.

Be careful what you wish for! Hikaru is knocked back in time to the Heian court when he is called to avenge Sai. NON-ROMANCE.

You - you and him! I didn't tell anyone! I've been covering up for you!" Which of Remus Lupin's secrets has Hermione really been covering for all year? implied slash

Elrond has a secret weapon. Set during the Council of Elrond, movie verse.