Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Uzumaki Eccentric.

Yang just wanted to be a better friend to Jaune and help cheer him up, but one thing led to another. That one night together was all it took for them to see a different side of each other. Sides seldom seen... but they're still just friends. Yang is definitely not noticing the dork more and Jaune is certainly not falling for another girl. It's just some clean release. Nothing more.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

Failing the exam for a second time, Naruto meets a strange old man who wishes to teach him the way of the samurai. However, this opportunity comes with a price. His dream to become Hokage. AU and OCs

The residents of the Koprulu Sector thought they had finally achieved peace. They were wrong. Now, the Koprulu Alliance is faced with a galaxy that was bigger than they thought. They will meet new friends, and more importantly, new enemies, but all will be forced to put away their hatreds, both old and new, or none will survive the darkness that is to come...

Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.

Everyone's favorite Spartan is looking for a new purpose, lucky for him, the Commander his happy to oblige. (5-23-19 Info: On Hiatus after Chapter 45. Will update with schedule after life is in order.)

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.

Harry Potter grew up in Roanapur, with his loving Aunt Petunia, his best friend/cousin Dudley, and the woman they all worked for, Balalaika! Until the day a mysterious visitor arrived with news that would change both boys' lives forever...

A mixed bag of story ideas and other strange things that come to mind. My usual pairings and pairings I've never gotten the chance to use. Hope you all enjoy. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

Minato sent his son... Somewhere else, after sealing the Kyuubi inside him. Ten years later, Konoha gets him back. They probably weren't expecting all this, though... COMPLETED, UP FOR ADOPTION.

A fleeing spy attacks the Academy after Naruto has failed his second attempt at passing the Genin Exam. Naruto is the hero of the moment but for every heroic act there is a price to be paid. Chaper 36 Homeward Bound?

Twelve year olds do not make good state agents, let alone assassins. Follow a more mature Naruto and gang as they deal with the harsh reality of what being a ninja means. Well, for given values of maturity, Naruto is involved after all.

One day, a young student of Signal Academy receives a package from home, containing the journal of a long dead relative. But what is Jaune Arc going to do with said journal, and how will it change not only his world, but that of those around him?

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Deep under the ice of Bouvetøya Island, Lex finds her reason to survive.

Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.

Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem

When we love we tend to disregard ourselves in favour of caring for someone else. ― Neither Annie nor Eren had expected to take the fall that is loving a person, but in the damp walls of Annie's prison cell they find that there might be something worth more than anything they ever fought for.

Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Were it not for a wandering musician's cynical words, Weiss Schnee would have continued on the path to becoming a Huntress. Now, a disinherited Weiss lives as a wandering singer, trying to be a hero in a different manner, with that wandering musician named Jaune Arc as a companion...

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

What if Naruto was trained by Itachi and Kurama early on in his life? What if the Uzumaki and Namikaze hid a dark secret about their clans? Watch as Naruto rebuilds himself from a broken boy with a shattered soul, to the beginnings of a warrior of legend, and start on a path to find both the pieces of himself, and his origins. Rated M for violence, gore, and sexual themes/lemons

Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!

The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)

Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

A/U- In the 21st century, the Batarian Hegemony discovers a beautifully violent species known as 'Humans'. After deciding to enslave the entire race, and turn them into their own personal slave warriors, the so-called Masters of War must go against the Makers of Slaves. But is it truly possible to combat an alien threat, when your own species can barely even leave its only home?

The end of the battle with Aizen brings significant changes for Ichigo, and gains the attention of a certain blonde arrancar. Can he not only survive these changes-and their consequences-but forge a new path for himself? A/U. Rated for language, adult situations.

The Volunteer ended the war. Now he and the best of X-Com are stuck in a world that they don't know, surrounded by aliens that may or may not want to kill them all. Oh, and there's a giant metal cuttlefish in the sky. Starts post X-COM: EU, beginning of ME1. Not CRACK!

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Sequel to OMITF. The adventures of everyone's favorite time-travelling turian continue as he and Commander Shepard kick Collector butt and chew bubblegum. . . except they're all out of bubblegum. ME2. Shakarian. Time-travel.

Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

When Hinata use the castration palm to defend Naruto and Ramen saves the world, you know you entered the world of randomness. Come! Rame won't be built in one day! And now with lemon !

Uzumaki Naruto, heir to a clan, promising ninja, inventive boy, but ... more than anything ... unredeemable pervert. With an equally depraved but completely smitten Hinata at his side, watch as the Overlord creates his own little harem for his personnal pleasure ... and the rebirth of his clan of course. Yeah, that. Overlord crossover, NaruXharem (Hinata as boss), lemon fest.

In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.

He sought to retire his blood-soaked past. He came to a quiet little town intending to do that. But even as he makes friends and learns to laugh and smile again, fate has its own way of telling him that, sometimes, the past won't let you go so easily. High School AU; no ninja jutsu or tailed beasts included. NEW! Chapter 222, "15 Years Later," uploaded! STORY COMPLETED!

He thought the war was over for him. He was wrong. Now the final secrets of not only his past but his family's comes to light in the most unexpected of places. Could the World of shinobi ever be ready ever be prepared for the arrival of the Lightning God. Post Metal Gear Rising. No Slash

[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation

In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

You know, Jaune could make a list of all the things that could possibly NEVER happen to him in his lifetime considering his luck with the ladies...having a pair of large breasts smothering his face was on that list. And yet, here he was. (A multi-chapter fic for a new ship, which I dub "Winter Knight"; AU from canon, with an OOC Winter.) (DISCONTINUED; TO BE REBOOTED!)

There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.

Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.

Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity.

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Brace yourselves for a shameless parody of the first Mass Effect game, where nothing is sacred and you never know what these idiots are going to do next. Is Commander Jane Shepard up to the task of saving the galaxy? Does it even deserve saving?

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

"In short, this class is going to teach you to survive life." Professor McGonagall thinks she's come up with a brilliant idea. There are several hundred students who disagree. PARODY (of sorts)

It started in squad four. At the time it was a shock; no-one had ever imagined the meek and gentle healers of squad four would be capable of causing so much mayhem. In retrospect it was inevitable. Rated T for swearing in later chapters

Jaune survives a childhood tragedy and life in the wilderness with the most unlikely allies. The summoned manifestations of slain Grimm defend him through his travels until he meets a band of refugees and a criminal willing to help smuggle them into the safety of Vale - and Jaune into Beacon Academy where he finally finds purpose for the sword at his hip.

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Discontinued. Sorry.

Ruby's life was going great. But after jealousy rears it's ugly head, she finds herself alone. Betrayed by the other students in her grade, abandoned by her friends, and left to die at their very hands, Ruby must struggle to live and find her vengeance. With darkness growing in her heart, Ruby finds the power to take the shadows she previously fought, and make them her thorns.

AU. When Kakashi finds three orphans alone on the streets, he makes himself a promise. He's going to raise them, and make them the most powerful team in Konoha's history.

I was taken from the comfort of my life and recruited to fight someone else's war, because I was greedy, ruthless and selfish. At least that's what they told me. The question is – do I really want to prove them wrong? / Self-Insert. Will feature several OCs.

None of us ever thought we would see the splendor of the Mass Effect universe outside of the games. The cool locations, people, technology, we knew it was impossible. Those thoughts were shattered in an instant when me and a few of my ragtag friends mysteriously ended up in the world of Mass Effect, joining up with Commander Shepard herself. Things would certainly be interesting.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

A mistaken trust leads Naruto to be neglected due to his Jinchuuriki sisters; as time passes Naruto fades from notice of his family and his village. But someone has other plans for the blond Hero. Watch as Naruto sets out to show Konoha and his family what he can do. Minato and Kushina alive, NaruHina, gradual development. NO GOD MODE! Enjoy

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.

Kyuubi has been able to heal almost every wound that Naruto has ever received, but even the all powerful demon can't heal everything. Blind!Naruto Rated T to be safe. Rewritten under the title Behind Unseeing Eyes

In which a reluctant Team Seven is forced to do strange, international missions across the multiverse, and the natives of said fandoms are confused and traumatized beyond belief. Also, the torched pine tree, shattered force field, dead evil overlord, ruined space ship, murdered tributes, and numerous fangirl stampedes were NOT Team Seven's fault. At all. Multiple story crossover.

They aren't exactly what everyone expected. Sasuke isn't a broody avenger, but a witty pervert embroiled in the greatest bromance to ever grace the lands with his sensei, Kakashi. Naruko (formerly Naruto) is an idiot-savant transformed into the perfect(?) woman. Sakura inherited both her power and insanity from her mother and father, the strongest kunoichi ever. Kami save us all.

What happens if you Banish a Liset right before going through a Solar Rail? Why, it'll send them across space and into somewhere it definitely shouldn't be, as a young Mirage wearing Tenno discovers. Stuck in dock next to the one and only Normandy SR-1, Tessa's stuck in a First Contact situation only a Shepard could defuse. (ME1, FemShep, shit's gonna get crazy...)

Sasuke had one request before he left to find himself, and Naruto is more than happy to provide. My own take on the Epilogue. Warning: Smutty.

A short compilation of stories about NPCs in Skyrim. They sure have it rough! Warning: Language.

The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto? On indefinite HIATUS.

Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.

Jaune Arc, the resident goof ball of Beacon Academy. He never saw himself as the centre of any major story, but more of a side character. He failed to realise that every hero has their own light they follow for guidance, and that he would one day be this light for the few who would save the world. [A story inspired by Exvnir's picture titled 'Injuries', co-written by Exvnir]

AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?

Ichigo and Orihime help each other deal with the aftermath of the war, as a result their relationship grows. Their bond changes into something that neither of them expected it too. Spoilers set during the 17 months in between FKT & LSS. IchiHime

Most people would have called it "The Worst Day Of Their Lives". But to Naruto It's The start of something wonderful. After all, what's good doesn't have to be pleasant and once you hit rock bottom the only way to go is up, right? Watch as one bad day...saves the world. Naru/Hina. Minor AU Chapters 1-20 31-33 BETA'd

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?

Based on the Justice League show after Divided We Fall. Gorilla Grodd captures Flash and puts a helmet on him that will show all of his memories. Now, with the Watchtower overridden with the signal, the entire Justice League will learn everything they never knew about their favorite speedster, Wally West. T for child abuse, language, and slight sexual reference.

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

One-shot: The dark knight faces literacy's greatest mass murderer.

If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.

Tsunade's death sets off a chain reaction that disillusions Naruto's perception of the shinobi world and forces Hinata to abandon her faith in love and become her own person. Sometimes, love destroys more than it creates. Can they reclaim their old dreams and achieve their new ones when they're partnered in the ANBU? A redemption story. Eventual god-like Hinata.

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

A series of flukes led to Naruto graduating a year early, but passing his secret genin test when the rest of his team failed. Now he's joining Kakashi's Team 7, after having spent the year working under Ibiki Morino and his lovely assistant Anko Mitarashi. Sequel to "Ibiki's Apprentice" by May Wren.

Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding

Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.

After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem

When Arkham Asylum is raided and its most terrifying inmates escape, the Batman must put a stop to a whole new spree of Joker crimes. But the Clown Prince of Crime has other worries, particularly when the Master of Fear, Dr. Johnathan Crane, sets his sights of the Batman's mortal enemy.

An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?

Naruto has failed in the first retrieval attempt of Sasuke, and in the process been abandoned by the people who he thought loved him the most. Turning his back on his home, Naruto discovers new friends/enemies that will change him...NaruXharem.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Gohan knew he wasn't a normal person, but what about a normal wizard? Gohan's invited to Hogwarts in the gang's second year. What will happen when the boy who defeated Cell meets the boy who defeated Voldemort? REVISED CHAPTER'S 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, & 10!

Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame

Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

When shinobi are banished from their village, what happens? Do they live? Do they die? Or do they disappear? Politics is an ugly game after all, and more than one great ninja has been lost in those dangerous shadows...or are they?

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Following a night of drunken debauchery, Trunks finds a shocking slip of paper in his room. "Marriage License," he says, showing his best friend the sheet. "Trunks Briefs and Goten Son. That's definitely us, alright." *Non-Yaoi. No. Really.*

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Trained by Kyuubi, seven year old Naruto already knows of his 'fate'. Which is why he vows to change it and use the power he gains to protect his precious people. Watch the birth of the new Shinku Arashi. [SakuNaruIno] [NaruSaku] [NaruIno] Enjoy!

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.