Reno and Elena are driving each other nuts... Tseng and Rude are getting into the act, too. Please see the Author's Note at the end regarding future additions to this story.

Deidara gets hyper, and begings screwing around with Itachi. Leader doesnt like it in the end. And Tobi and Kisame are scheeming dumbasses... I guess it can be concidered romance. Based on a chat me and a friend had.

The Akatsuki is on a cracktastic camping trip in their backyard. Ridiculous silliness written for a laugh. Really old, written before I knew Pein and Konan's own names. Lots of Yaoi references, nice.

Reports of the President stealing Curry... Custard Cream Cakes and Tea going missing... Codesnames and Funky Dance moves... It's all in a days work for the Staff of the ShinRa Electric Power Company...

The Rookie 9, Sand Sibs, and Akatsuki end up substitute teaching in a normal high school and cause mass pandemonium. High school has never been this interesting... COMPLETED

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

...because every day is more interesting inside ShinRa than out.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Okay, this was a oneshot, but I'm turning it into a collection of Turk related drabbles. Mainly just random stories of Reno and Rude. They go together and in sequence, but like I said, it's random adventures of the Turks. R&R Please?

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...

Giftfic written for Yakuza Princess. Sidestory for a fic that no longer exists anywhere on the internet. Will never be completed.

We know that white chocobos are just a rumor. So what happens when some people wants to breed one? And what if those people are the Turks? Please read and review. CHAPTER 8 UP

Tseng's yearly evaluation is a camping trip with a challenge. Let the games begin.

Can Rufus and the Turks survive a late night at the Shin-Ra building when the power goes out? Will Hojo's test subject get them, or will just being together for an extended period of time be all that it takes? Read and review!

The Turks are faced with the task of replacing a lost member. But, of course, it isn't that simple...

Reno has to go back to 2nd grade because he didn't pass the first time. (bad summary)

Reno has to go to the dentist... The only problem is, he's not too thrilled with the idea...

The first chapter in what looks to be my own series of FF7 fan fics. They center around the Turks and Rufus, with a bit of.... well, read to find out.

Snippet. Rude, Reno and Elena in a room waiting for their next mission. Set before Rufus' inauguration. Not as pathetic as it sounds.

Elena tries to confess her love for Tseng in a letter, but then decides not to send it. Rude finds it at a peculiar time, and assumes it's from Reno. (No, Rude, Reno is not gay.) Reeve finds it, and...(Got it all wrong, Reeve!). So, there's a chain re

Reno's off for the day, but his neighbor needs a little favor from him... Surely a Turk can handle a little babysitting... Right? Reviews welcome :

Reno has a little runin with one of Hojo's projects... Reviews welcome :

Deciding to go on vacation in the snowy lands of the northern continent, the Turks arrive at their cabin only to find they've been ripped off. Read about the wonders that can result from the antics of just two drunkards... [(Elena/Tseng)... No, I don't m

While taking a break from things, the Turks come across two people wandering around in the snow... and Reno ends up with a job he'd rather not have.

Reno narrates his own version of a popular fairy tale... or rather several fairy tales.