I'm just your average wannabe writer who composes fanfictions like nobody's business, but never really posted them. I guess that's why I signed up here.

I pretty much suck at writing as far as I'm concerned...but then again I'm the one reviewing myself and that's not exactly a koala tea review. Maybe you'll agree with me? Maybe you won't?

Don't let the name fool you, I write more than just Harry Potter fanfiction. I thought maybe the name would scare people into thinking I'm Voldemort or something. ;D (Not really, though.) But actually I'm a proud Gryffindor with Ravenclaw tendencies, 100% committed member of Dumbledore's army, so it's pretty obvious I defend against the dark arts. :{D

I'm not sure why I just told you that.

I'm a massive nerd and a proud Nerdfighter, so don't be shocked when I start flipping the demigod out.

...Not sure why I'm telling you this, either.

How about some basic facts, eh? (I'm not Canadian)

Name: i-write-horcruxes ;D If you want to call me by a name, call me Hermione because I flipping love that girl. If not, the username works, too.
Age: Approximately 16 years, 2 months, and 7 days old.
Gender: Female. I have not idea if you have guessed that or not.
Location: This swanky little city in America. East coast represent...now put your hands up!
Music: Alternative...and pretty much only that.
Books: Looking For Alaska, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, The Book Thief, The Chronicles of Narnia, Paper Towns, The Catcher in the Rye, Lord of the Flies
Likes: Nerdfighteria, nerdom, books - the smell, the way they feel, the look of them...I'm a bookophile, reading, writing, oxford commas, music, Harry freakin' Potter - omg you better know where that's from, John Green & Hank Green, Logan Lerman, Charlie McDonnell, Alex Day, Peter Pan, Doctor Who, classic Disney, classic Nickelodeon, classic Cartoon Network, Perseus Jackson and the Olympians - yes, Perseus, watching movies, spending infinite amounts of time on the world wide web of lies, Converse sneakers, scarves, skinny jeans, kitties, purple, House Unity, these words: ambiguous, wanker, deadpan, objectify, infinite, finite (pronounced FIN-INT. None of this FYE-NIGHT bullcrap), labyrinth, bitchsquealer, quaffle, amorous, BAMF, prosper, incondite, synchronicity, vapid...there's many more, Google, The Hunger Games, Team Gale...but only until Finnick comes along, iPods, Macs PCs, correcting other peoples' grammar/spelling, not doing NaNoWriMo - quality over quantity is what I say, the times when I'm not on my period, mac and cheese, pasta, chocolate, Nutella, and your face.
Dislikes: Muggles, Twilight and it's army of Twihards, people who don't read, brussels sprouts, bad movies, going to school, eating in front of people, people in general, bad music, PCs, Jersey Shore, talking to people...I think this is just irrelevant. This list is longer and I've already proven to you that I'm rather mundane, anyway.
Why you're here: I thought I might as well get reviews on my crappy writing. I'm not afraid of being judged, honestly.

Okay. If you've read all of that, I officially love you. Here, have a cookie (the cookie is made of your imagination).