Just to introduce myself a bit, hi.

My name's Minty and I was introduced to this forum by Dusty and Gigi

I have a four year old black, tiny, loud, really really annoying female dog

RANDOM FACT: I recently have become crazy about African Grey Parrots!!!!!! Anyways...

I'm best friends with my friend Ani who lives in Brisbane. We're so close we're almost sisters :P

I've got no other friends

I am a girl for all those who might get confused

I live in New Zealand

I have dark unrecognisable strawberry blonde hair which I usually wear in a plait that runs down my back and blue on the inside rim of my eyes and green on the outside rim

I have two guyfriends (don't ask); Dominic and Jackson

I was bullied for five years at my old school with no friends whatsoever and I only ever got called 'Weirdo', 'Birdy Girl', 'The Weird Girl' or 'Twinkle'

I have two SUPER ANNOYING siblings

I'm not very enthusiastic when it comes to speaking in any way in front of others and I'm quite shy. Any criticism has a major chance of reaching me

I have a problem of being what I like to call 'Over Loyal' which is where I don't stop when I have to. It leads to all sorts of complications

I'm also quite emotional

There were five makrocarpas that used to grow at my school that I used to go to when I needed comfort and they used to be where I would go to meet my friends or when I went outside at lunch and morning tea

I like; Horses, sugar, pancakes, muffins, blueberry ice-cream, warriors, cats, dogs (wolves especially) and there is a long list so I might just make a story about it or something when I can be bothered to do it.!

I dislike; Mary Sues, pumpkin pie, staplers (don't ask me why), angry Kittys and once again there is a whole load of stuff which I might just be bothered to put into a story, people who spend ALL their time on Fanfiction

Here is a list of forums that I participate in or have participated in in the past;

Nicknames: Jess, Jessy, Ivy, Fauna, Alexa, Silverfern, Fernwolf

Fictional Crushes: Crag

Age: 12

Grade: 7

Nervous Habit: Tapping my leg

Godly Parent: Poseidon, Demeter, Hunter of Artemis or Ares. I'm not sure who. Dom says I'm more like Ares or Hunter of Artemis

Element: Earth

Weapon of Choice: Bow and arrows and a dagger with elvish writing on it. If I didn't have those as a choice though then I would choose a long sword

Fears: Death, spiders, Dominic (Don't ask why), small spaces

Loves: Dominic, the forest, native animals, the stars, the moon

Warrior name: Dapplemist

Clan: RiverClan

District: 12

House: Ravenclaw

Faction: I'm a Divergent

Type of magic (KC): Earth Magic

My favourite Quote: Cause I can

AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS!!

If you have ever declaired a random day at your school, copy this to your profile and add your name to the end. UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, FlyingVamp1998, vampire claire18, GlassHouseGang, Hawk of the Blazing Sun, Moondust021, Eclipsetail,

If you don't like unweird people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

1) Grab the nearest book, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Opportunity to speak his language

2) Stretch your arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The couch

3) Before this survey, what were you doing?

Looking at the Lunarclan role play forum

4) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The weather.

5) Without looking, guess what time it is.

5:00pm

6) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:34pm (Not Close!)

7) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My brother fighting with my mum.

8) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This afternoon... Walking home from school.

9) Did you dream last night?

Ummmmmmmmm...

10) Do you remember your dreams?

Sometimes, most of the time not really.

11) When did you last laugh?

5 minutes ago.

12) Do you remember why/at what?

Looking at this quiz on The One and Only Dustmite's page.

13) What is on the walls of the room you're in?

Wallpaper, shelves, an IPad, my mum.

14) Seen anything weird lately?

Definitely yes!

15) What do you think of this quiz?

Down right weird!

Type your name with your knuckles: ec lipsetaii.a.as.k.summerstream

Type your name with your nose: e3deooirt6eduikqa;k.lfrkswujnjnewrer5tr45e4aqkj (ULTIMATE FAIL!!!)

Type your name with your Elbow: edfjiosd46swioopaq.;/./;.;.wekmker5trde5ftre4sw

1) I need to tell you a secret. Go to 5.
2) The answer is... go to 11.
3) Don't get angry. Go to 15.
4) Calm down don't get frustrated. Go to 13.
5) First go to 2.
6) Don't be angry just go to 12.
7) I just wanted to say hi.
8) What i wanted to tell you is...is on 14.
9) Be patient and go to 4.
10) This is the last time I'm going to send u to a number. Go to 7.
11) I hope you're not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6.
12) Sorry out of order. Go to 8.
13) Don't get mad just yet...go to 10.
14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3.
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

Warrior cat name is Tigereyes

Medicine cat name is Specklepelt

Evil warrior cat name is Mapleclaw

Kittypet name is Minty

Loner name (Tom) Bramble

Loner name (She-cat) Flower

Rogue name is (Tom) Thorn

Rogue name is (She-cat) Holly

ZEUS

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt
You think you have what it takes to run for President
You think every problem has a solution
You do what’s best for everyone
You were voted Class President
You like being in charge
You love showing off
You are Aqua phobic
You like plane rides

3/9

POSEIDON

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis (Or swim in your own pool)
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane
You feel at home in the water
You never get seasick
You swim professionally
You are acrophobic
You hate seafood

9/10

HADES

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying
You experience bad moods on a regular basis
You’re not that much of a people person
You spend at least half your time alone
You like listening to loud music
You feel most active at night
You like staying in the dark
You like to keep to yourself
All your closets are padlocked
You write in diary/journal

7/10

DEMETER

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly
You have a special connection with animals
You love going to flower shops
You’re an environmentalist
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb
You own a garden
You’re a vegetarian

9/10

ARES

You don’t always think before you do something.
You’re a very aggressive type of person
You have/had anger management
You don’t take crap from anybody
You never back away from a fight
Everyone does what you say
You like reading about war
You like watching wrestling
You often start fights
You’re competitive

7/10

ATHENA

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis
You think knowledge is more useful than strength, but not as common
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card
You think it would be better if you were the President
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge
You have a huge shelf of books at home
You’re the teacher’s pet in your class

7/10

APOLLO

You like listening to all kinds of music in general
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests
You have straight As in Art on your report card
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes
You can play at least 3 musical instruments
You always feel sunny and optimistic
You’re very creative and artistic
You like going to art museums
You are talented at drawing
You like writing poetry

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You spend most of your time outdoors
You like the moon better than the sun
You love to move around the place
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You dislike boys in general
You can shoot targets
You love wild animals
You like silver

7/10

HEPHAESTUS

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots
You build awesome things during your free time
You’re the best at Wood shop in your class
You often have carpentry projects
You dream of being a carpenter
You have your own toolbox
Metalworking is your forte
You have a way with tools
You aren’t afraid of fire
You’re a techie

6/10

APHRODITE

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis
Your motto is 'It’s never a party without me'
Every person of opposite gender swoons for you
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping
You’re always at the front of every trend
You never experience a bad hair day
You’re often invited to parties
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good

1/10

HERMES

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
You like making witty and sarcastic statements
You’re the best speaker in the class
You like pickpocketing your friends
You’re inventive and resourceful
You consider yourself restless
You often start arguments
You’ve never lost a debate
You’re a speed demon
You’re a prankster

5/10

DIONYSUS

You like going to social events and mingling with people
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
You can finish a martini in less than a minute
You think that too much of anything is bad
You have a happy, cheerful disposition
You feel that you’re abundant in life
You like trying out new food
You’re the life of the party
You’re a foodie
You like wine

1/10

Result: Demeter or Poseidon

Sterotypes I identify with are in bold:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (The media makes this worse)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST hate men.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Why does the media enforce so many stereotypes!)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST get around the block.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a Band Geek .

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm CROATIAN so i MUST be fine as hell!!!!

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. See that girl who you just put a "Beware of Dog" sign on her back due to a mangled face? She was defending her sister from a wild animal.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

HOW MUCH AM I WORTH?(the x-ed apply to me!)

Natural Hair Color:

[ X] Brown - $100

[ ] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $75

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $50

[ ] Green - $75

[X] Blue - $150

[ ]Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $225

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $325

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ X] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ]Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $645

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[X] NO (and never will) - $600

Total so far: $1, 245

Vision?

[X] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[ ] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1, 645

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[X] Green - $750

[ ] Red - $600

[ ] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[X]Brown - $300

[ ] Purple - $225

[ ]White - $400

[X] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[X] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

[ ] Other - $500

Total: $1, 945

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [X] Nope - add $1000 [ ] some - $750

Final Total: $4, 345

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

Is there another word for synonym? (Yes: metonym)

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's even funnier!

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

Things to think about!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

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You know you are obsessed with warriors when you...

When you refuse to read anything else.

When you get a pet cat and give it a warrior name.

When you accidentally say, "What in StarClan's name...","StarClan help me!", or "Why StarClan WHY!!!???"

When you call your innocent, beloved house-cat a dumb, lazy kittypet.

You wish your kitty could fight like that!

When you give yourself a warrior name.

When you suddenly call kittens kits.

When you saw a stray cat and say "Loner" or "Rogue".

When you make your own pairing whether they are crack or not.

If you write warriors fan fiction.

You suddenly knew more about cats then you ever knew before.

It suddenly became easier to write about cats then people.

You have read more than 10 Warrior books.

You draw lots of fan-art, and they are the only posters on your wall.

That is how you know if you are obsessed with Warriors. :D