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 Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, and Red vs. Blue. I really have no clue what to put on this freaking profile page. Oh well. Current Stories: Naruto: The True Story - A parody of everyone's favorite colorblind ninja. Kingdom Hearts: The True Story - A parody of a boy, a key, and a whole bunch of Disney and Final Fantasy characters. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Spoof - Part 1 of my Harry Potter parody. Completed Stories: Breakfast Bonding - A Red vs Blue one-shot that is supposed to come across as funny and somewhat heartwarming. Regret - A Red vs Blue one-shot and my first foray into the dramatic side of writing. Thoughts: - I keep coming up with jokes for future parts of my parodies, but none for the chapters I'm actually supposed to be writing. What gives? |
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The Change in Agent Washington by glittering wolf reviews
Agent Washington isn't the same man he once was.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,079 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Wash - Complete
I'm Game For That by Some Moron reviews
We have parodies of the book series and spoofs of the movies. You know what we're missing? There's a severe shortage of satires of the Harry Potter computer game series. Time to change that! Brought to you by the author of Hogwarts Reads My Immortal. Full of obscure references!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,524 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
Total Drama Island: Get Your Game On! by BlizzardOfOzz reviews
The 22 teens return to Wawanakwa for a second season, this time competing in video-game themed challenges! Of the 22 competitors, who will emerge victorious, and who will go down in defeat? Dedicated to the Kobold Necromancer.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,242 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
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Regret reviews
York should've backed out when he had the chance.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - York, Delta - Complete
Breakfast Bonding reviews
Two unlikely individuals have a heart to heart over breakfast.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2012 - M. Caboose, Wash - Complete
Naruto: The True Story reviews
Its secrets have been lost for years. But now, the true story of Naruto has finally emerged! It's time to show you what really happened in the Naruto storyline! Rated T for General Randomness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Spoof reviews
An insane, illogical journey into Harry Potter's first year of Hogwarts. Parody of Book 1. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P.
Kingdom Hearts: The True Story reviews
It's Kingdom Hearts like you've never seen it. From innocent if somewhat unlucky Heartless to Riku's darkest secret, discover what truly happened during Sora's first adventure. Parody of the first game. Rated T for language and violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009