This is a revamped I added more and fixing it

Peridot is a nerdy twenty year old living in the city after leaving home and her control freak mother. Lapis is an escort who takes a variety of clients. When Peridot stumbled upon Lapis' website one day by chance, she works up the courage to book a session with her. Neither could predict the relationship that would grow, nor the trials and tribulations they would face. Lapidot AU!

Peridot had always planned to tell her best friend Lapis how she truly felt about her, just needed more time. But she was ill-prepared for the confession Lapis springs on her one frighteningly eventful day. Lapidot. PeridotXLapis. AU. Yandere!Lapis. R&R!

Steven suddenly finds himself in the past with no explanation. With knowledge and abilities that he shouldn't have, can he steer the ship alone?

Human AU. Rose and Greg Universe want to help people. They take in a group of delinquents in hopes of giving them a better life. Together the motley group raise crops, take care of animals, and try to work past the trauma of their pasts. My first fan fic so any constructive critique is appreciated. No pairings quite yet but likely Lapidot and Jasper/Amethyst. Rated M to be safe.

After Peedee comes out to Steven as gay, their relationship changes forever - but Steven wasn't expecting the domino effect that followed. Will Connie ever forgive him? Polyamory, complete.

Lapis has started over from her previous relationship with Jasper and is now in a happy relationship with Peridot; but when things start to get heavy with the arrival of the past, will the happy couple sink or float? Lapidot au/ human au/ Steven Universe/ Lapis Lazuli and Peridot/ A little bit of Jaspis NSFW Rated M (for later chapter) Possible abuse triggers.

as far as im concerned

A collection of my Dry, Dry humor. Most of these are on my GooglePlus (8BitNaga Google Plus) Please dnt get offended Please. The incorrect spellings are on purpose so pls dnt flame me about grammar. Rated T for fairly strong language, dnt like, dnt read, and i suck at summaries. ENJOY MY CHILDREN (This is a crackfic and i dnt own SU)

Garnet has been dating Pearl for two years now, and tonight it's finally time for her mothers, Ruby and Sapphire, to get to meet her dazling girlfriend and her messy family. At the same time, this will be the first time Garnet get to meet her girlfriends rarely present mother, Alexandrite. During such an important night, all they can do is hope nothing goes wrong. (Human AU )