The pyro is a lady, but due to the strict "male only" rule, she's forced to keep it a secret. How long will that last? (hint: not very) And could there be romance in store? Who knows! (I'm writing this as I go along, suggestions are welcome. Also, I try to include all the characters in the story, but you're only aloud to put four in the description.)

Sniper is unexpectedly enlisted to help in Medic's newest experiment. But unexpectedly finds himself in the middle of a rather bizarre dinner date. Warning: This work contains graphic and detailed descriptions of cooking and candid cannibalism

Spy owes Reader-chan big time, so he decides to make her Christmas dreams come true. Just in a way that involves Sniper...And ribbons...and bows... Warning: Sexual Content. Be wary when reading!

Reader-chan has an addiction for cough drops. But what will happen when she sneaks down into Medic's lab and finds his secret room? And just what will he do to her to keep her quiet? Warning: Sextual content of the highest level. Be wary when reading!

According to my legal papers, I am a grade A schizophrenic psychopathic pyromaniac that should be admitted to a mental hospital, but I didn't end up that way over night. It took years of slowly dissolving to land myself as many mental disorders as I have. Pyro Origins Story.

The point of the kukri's blade grazes the suprasternal notch between his collarbones. It slices down and through his tie, shirt, vest and coat in an unerring, straight line. He shivers under the afternoon sunlight. Shivers when the blade stops short of his leather belt low around his waist. His exposed skin pebbles with goosebumps. His ragged breaths quicken. (BLU Medic/RED Sniper)

The mercenaries at RED take part in an obstacle course designed by their resident patriotic idiot and violate many rules of sanity on the way.

RED Sniper, BLU Spy. They know they hate each other. They also know they adore having sex with each other. Neither is going to admit their own feelings might be a little on the loving side. At least not on purpose.

'There's something about this man, in that high-collared, blue jacket and skewed helmet obscuring the upper half of an angular, masculine face. Something that makes his center of gravity go out of kilter. Something hot and sweet, like apple pie straight out of the oven. Something he's got no right *feeling* about another man.' (BLU Engineer/BLU Soldier)

Soldier and Scout take on secret identities and… well… misadventures ensue. A Misadventures of the RED Team story!

Scout was the happiest, and Fastest man to date. Or was. He got both his kneecaps blasted at the field, and he got taken as a prisoner for the RED. Engineer is the only one who has the slightest will to bring some light in to his life.

The Blu Spy plans to sabotage his enemy's gear for the coming battle but things take a surprising turn after running into the Red Sniper. Rated M for sexual themes. SniperXSpy.

When the Traitor had offered her his golden hand and a place by his side high above the creatures of Skyrim, how could she refuse? Features Evil!Dragonborn, Miraak, Hermaeus-Mora and some MiraakxDragonborn.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

This is a horrible, horrible TF2 fanfic.

BLU Scout is woken up suddenly by a mysterious voice in the middle of the night, but is it such a bad thing? Warning! Gay sexy time ahead! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. So no flames! Also, there is fluff... yes... sexy fluff. Get over it XP R&R!