Normally I stick to writing original stories, but I do write fanfiction... and a lot of it as of late. I just tend not to post it online, which rather confuses some of my friends. They can go deal. : ) But really, writing is where it's at and it happens to be one of the best forms of entertainment ever. As a result, fanfiction.net owns my soul (Where does ff.n put all its harvested souls, anyways?).

Like many of my peers I go through extreme stages of obsession with fandoms/things, but Transformers has been the longest and strongest ongoing fandom for me. Although I did start off with Armada, I didn't get full out enthralled until the live-action movie. I HAVE looked back on G1 episodes, completely loved the robot designs in the 2007 movie, have a complex love-hate relationship with the 2009 movie, and rather like Dark of the Moon, despite its shortcomings.

My ancient computer has the nasty habit of randomly freezing and shutting down, which always leads to an emotional, fright-filled week or so where all my documents are hopefully recovered by repairmen (which also led to a funny situation once, considering they recovered a document titled 'Hot and Crazy Robot Sex;' I wonder just what they thought of THAT one). The model is so old that modern flashdrives do not work on it. Since I write so much, constantly e-mailing myself the files and updating them on other computers would take too much time. This is a warning to any/all of my readers - because of my temperamental working conditions, update schedules simply cannot be promised, though if I suggest one, I'll always try my best to meet it. It's never that I've forgotten, but that my computer is likely being moody or that my life has grown hectic due to schooling.

You can also find me on deviantart as username hydraling110 though I only have a couple original poems/very short stories posted there, by the same name on livejournal (though I don't have anything on there last I checked), and - while not related to fanfiction in any way - if you're a gaiaonline user, you can find me as 'azumara' (though I'm never on it). I also have an old neopets account that I lost the password to years ago and lost interest in even longer ago, and that one is also hydraling110. Basically - you find a 'hydraling110' anywhere, it's going to be me. Well, except for this one comment I found one time on a foreign message board... confused the crap out of me, that did. o.o

TF Fanfiction

One Time Too Many - Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight... T ((COMPLETE))

A Moment in Settling in - Sometimes settling into a new life can be complex and trying, but Sam and Mikaela rather enjoy the new norm they've found for themselves. K ((COMPLETE))

Property Of - During a Cybertronian ‘peace,’ ex-Cons hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner. T ((updates semi-sporadically))

Coming Soon/Prospective Stories

Public Displays of Affection (prospective title subject to change) - A series of 'oneshots' that are, in essence, part of my collection of robotsex scenes/heavily releated material. Most of it would be fan-fanfiction for P.A.W.07's Promise Not to Tell, which I suggest everyone go read if they haven't already. M

I'm still in the process of redoing this profile, so if you have any suggestions or whatever in the meantime, I'd at least be willing to hear them out.
Just drop me a PM/e-mail.

...cough...femme!BeexRatchet forever...cough...

... Shall anyone offer me pity that what I believe to be my OTP in TF is in no way canon?