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Hajemameshite Mina!!

Name : Kaye or Kei Chan

Age: I'm not too old and not too young. Why bother? I don't age.

Gender: Im a female for Pete's sake!!! :3 and Im proud of it!!

Height : Im 168 cm. or 5'6 (well too tall for my age *urm* but oh well Im just cute as they say).

Hobbies: Watching the television late night until early morning, Playing piano ( I'm just a beginner, I started playing last summer. :) ), talking to my self, drawing anime characters, Surfing the net (at night so no one would interrupt me.), collecting stuff toys, eating while talking, bugging my brother, cooking, talking in front of a electric fan, And of course reading books, manga and fan fiction.

Likes: Well I Love Yaoi!! as you see I'm an obsessed Yaoi fan girl * nosebleed * I prefer it than Yuuri, I just can't tell why. I'm a chocolate maniac, I really2x love it's taste...The soft yet warm feeling that envelops your mouth when you slowly bite it was really good. I love watching horror movies, the gore ones to. I love the color black, simply because of it's dark, mysterious and elegant vibe. White too, because of its innocence and purity(What the_?). The Gothic arts!

Dislikes: Im not a kind of person that is picky, but I really really hate vegetables. I don't like pink: too girly girl, blue: too common, red: I don't want to stand out and it's painful in the eye.


Anime Title:

-Higurashi no naku koro ni, Higurashi no naku koro ni: Chikai, Kai, Rei.

-Elfen lied

High school of the dead

-Deadman's wonderland

-Junjou Romantica

-Sekaiichi Hatsukoi

-Kuroshitsuji

-Fullmetal panic

-Fullmetal Alchemist

-Yamato Nadeshiko


Authors:

-Dan Brown

-Ken Follet

-Gregoria Byng

-Ann Brashares

-Joanne Rowling


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THE BOY WITH THE BIRD AND THE PASTOR

Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I almost deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to the end

God, when I received this e-mail, I thought...

I don't have time for this... And, this is really inappropriate during work.

Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is... Exactly, what has caused lots of the problems in our world today.

We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning..

Maybe, Sunday night...

And, the unlikely event of a midweek service.

We do like to have Him around during sickness..

And, of course, at funerals.

However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play...

Because.. That's the part of our lives we think... We can, and should, handle on our own.

May God forgive me for ever thinking...

That... there is a time or place where..

HE is not to be FIRST in my life.

We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us.

If, You aren't ashamed to do this...

Please follow the directions.

Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'

Not ashamed?

Pass this on ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT!!

Yes, I do Love God.

HE is my source of existence and Savior.

He keeps me functioning each and every day. Without Him, I will be nothing. But, with Christ, HE strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)

This is the simplest test.

If You Love God... And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you...

There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak...'I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright. I stopped the lad and asked, 'What you got there, son?' 'Just some old birds,' came the reply.

'What are you gonna do with them?' I asked.

'Take 'em home and have fun with 'em,' he answered 'I'm gonna tease 'em and pull out their feathers to make 'em fight. I'm gonna have a real good time' 'But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do?'

'Oh, I got some cats,' said the little boy. 'They like birds. I'll take 'em to them.'

The pastor was silent for a moment. 'How much do you want for those birds, son?'

'Huh?? !!! Why, you don't want them birds, mister. They're just plain old field birds. They don't sing. They ain't even pretty!'

'How much?' the pastor asked again.

The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, '$10?'

The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's hand. In a flash, the boy was gone.

The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot Setting the cage down, he opened the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free.

Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story.

One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. 'Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!'

'What are you going to do with them?' Jesus asked.

Satan replied, 'Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!'

'And what will you do when you get done with them?' Jesus asked. 'Oh, I'll kill 'em,' Satan glared proudly. 'How much do you want for them?' Jesus asked

'Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you. You don't want those people!!'

'How much?' He asked again.

Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, 'All your blood, tears and your life.'

Jesus said, 'DONE.'

Then He paid the price.

The pastor picked up the cage he opened the door and he walked from the pulpit.

Notes: Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Isn't it funny how someone can say 'I believe in God' but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also 'believes' in God).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?

Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.

I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them.



I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that. A gothic sound, not rock, but gothic. There's a difference.
-Kelly Osbourne.

"The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life."
-Andrew Brown

"Strength is the ability to break a Hershey's Chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat only one"

-Judith Viorst

"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."

-Silvetris

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

-Albert Einstein


FIN!!! :)

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