Hello People of Earth and Beyond!

Some call me Katie, some call me master, but everyone calls me totally insane. My motto is, those who are insane are truly sane. To those who don't understand that, must not have much of an imagination anymore. I feel for you.

My writings may be unconventional and irrational, but in my mind it makes total sense. I am open to some questions and constructive criticism but I don't want Trolls messing with my page. and I don't mean just the internet ones... I mean real trolls too. (Its not funny guys! Stop snickering!) My house is infested with gremlins. I can set something down and look back where I set it and it will be gone. Like magic! You can see the signs of a true artist in my room. Most people who were born creative have extremely messy conditions to work in. They call my room the room of doom because all the stuff in the house seems to get sucked in there, even my cats!

I have an apprentice. She may seem kinda famous on here, some of you may know her, others may not. Her screen name is QueenyLeAcH I think. Check out her page if you would like. She has tons of stories on there. Even though her chapters are short... (Have to fix that...)

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES! I know I do... in fact... I will go watch one dance now...