hi. i'm james.

A kind reviewer asked to continue my fic, 'Sweet Ever After', so I thought I should put this here:

Please do not continue my fic(s).

You can, however, take inspiration all you like. If it's majorly inspired by something unique to my fic (or just rare, as I do understand that certain tropes are very common), do please cite credit.

favourite characters.

marvel cinematic universe:

favourite female character. carol danvers. also valkyrie and hela. babes, all of them.
favourite male character. tony stark. my boy, lightyears ahead of everyone else. a true dad.
favourite movie. iron man. duh.
character i'd die defending. tony motherfucking stark. (seeing a theme?)
character i can't sympathise with. pretty much all of team cap. sorry not sorry.
character i grew to love. jim rhodes. babe. babe. i love him. he has the avengers' single brain cell at all times and you can fight me on that.
favourite cast member. robert downey jr (is there even a point anymore?). tom hiddleston is very lovely too, mind.
favourite ship. frostiron. i love my two clever, sassy boys.
least favourite ship. stony. rogers can go die. please.

x-men:

favourite male character. erik lehnsherr. like. he can fuck me up any time and i won't complain, man. ("kinky.")
favourite film. x-men: first class. logan's brill, too.
character i'd die defending. i mean, my boys erik and charles are both dicks with occassional Thoughts, but still, first and foremost, dicks. i like 'em both enough to argue in their favour though. probably a little more in erik's favour, tbh.
character i can't sympathise with. not so much as not sympathising but i never really connected to jennifer lawrence's raven - just didn't really enjoy her acting tbh.
character i grew to love. charles xavier. in the beginning, i preferred erik by a fucking mile but charles has grown on me, rather like a fungus, ever since i accepted that he's just a dick who has a major hateboner for erik.
favourite cast member. michael fassbender and james mcavoy are both sweethearts and two of the most talented actors i think i've ever seen.
favourite ship. cherik's a fab read.
least favourite ship. does anyone ship charles/moira, like, at all??

harry potter / fantastic beasts:

favourite female character. fleur delacour. a queen, honestly. also andromeda black and marlene mckinnon.
favourite male character. percival graves. sirius black's a babe, too. and edward tonks is my dude.
favourite movie. 'fantastic beasts and where to find them', purely because of graves, not gonna lie.
character i'd die defending. percival graves? he's alive, i tell you. he's chilling in the fucking maldives, smoking cigarettes and drinking wine and living his best life okay. if you think otherwise, kiss my arse.
character i can't sympathise with. severus snape, the fucktard. also albus dumbledore. (but i can get down with jude law. just sayin.)
character i grew to love. fleur delacour. i didn't really care for her in the beginning and then i looked into her and wham bam thank you ma'am, i'm in love. also basically everyone from the marauders' era because they're all babes who deserved the world.
favourite cast member. colin farrell. no question. man's a sweetheart.
favourite ship. gramander, my sweethearts. thesival's fab. tedromeda and blackinnon are lush, too.
least favourite ship. hp has some weird ones, ya know. but out of the more common ones, i don't really care for percival/credence or newt/credence. mostly don't really care for credence. *shrug*

kingsman (movies):

favourite female character. a miss roxanne morton, who deserved better.
favourite male character. my boy merlin, who also deserved better.
favourite movie. kingsman: the secret service.
character i'd die defending. i'm not sure any need it, but i'd put up a fight for merlin, roxy, eggsy or harry.
character i can't sympathise with. chester king??? idk man. oh, charlie's irrefutably a dick, ya know, but i've read fics with eggsy and charlie hate-fucking and man, that's the shit right there. basically, i just need eggsy, roxy and charlie living together, with charlie chilling out back eating popcorn and hogging the remote and being a proper pansy whilst roxy kicks ass (and yeah, eggsy helps sometimes, but roxy's my girl, dude).
character i grew to love. roxy, babe.
favourite cast member. taron egerton, mark strong and colin firth are all lovely.
favourite ship. merwin. i like hartwin, too, and that's what most fics are, so i read a lot of it. merlin/eggsy/harry is cool.
least favourite ship. i mean, i can read it, but merlahad without some eggs(y) on the side isn't a favourite of mine. also roxlin's cool on the side but not something i'd read a whole lot of by itself.

my ships:

- tony stark x HAPPINESS (w/ baby peter, because i like babies okay, little wriggly potatoes).
- tony stark x loki liesmith.
- tony stark x james rhodes "rhodey".
- erik lehnsherr x charles xavier.
- peter hale x stiles stilinski (i've watched like eight episodes of teen wolf, don't plan on anything more, and i'm in way too deep in this ship, jesus.)
- percival graves x newt scamander.
- percival graves x theseus scamander (except i'm talking michael fassbender-esque theseus, ya know? the one we all created before cog. sorry callum turner).
- james potter x sirius black (x remus lupin).
- james potter x regulus black.
- sirius black x marlene mckinnon.
- gary "eggsy" unwin x hamish "merlin" (w/ baby daisy).
- gary "eggsy" unwin x harry hart (w/ baby daisy).
- tommy shelby x alfie solomons.

favourite actors:

- james mcavoy (james' voice, man. it's the work of gods, i'm telling ya.)
- michael fassbender (his voice too, like. my ginger bean. love his sense of humour too. also - him and alicia are truly the prettiest couple i've ever seen.)
- colin farrell (this man is clever and witty and everything good, okay? i fucking ADORE him. an absolute sweetheart.)
- robert downey jr (guess what he is? fucking fabulous, that's what.)
- nikolaj coster-waldau (this man has reached peak dad and there's no going back.)
- tom hardy (the cutest bloody thing i've ever seen. just putting that out there.)
- robert sheehan (babe. BABE. what a stunner. i'm in love. - also, can anyone else see him playing sirius black?)
- taron egerton (such a happy lil boy.)
- tom hiddleston (cheekbones for days, man. also, all the smarts.)
- oscar isaac (a cutie, is all i have to say.)
- jude law (forgive me, pope jude law, for i have sinned.)
- cate blanchett (i love this woman. she’s glorious and a fucking queen.)
- alicia vikander (fabulous. gorgeous. stunning. a true goddess.)
- brie larson (this woman's arms give me life. yes i have an arm/hand kink don't @ me.)
- saoirse ronan (evidently, i have a thing for an irish accent. sue me.)
- natalie dormer (she brings out the Gay in me like nothing else, i'm telling ya.)

favourite fandoms (fanfiction):

- teen wolf (basically just stiles/peter, don't @ me.)
- kingsman (movies) (kingsman fanfiction is fucking quality, man.)
- marvel cinematic universe (let's be real, if it doesn't have iron man in there, i'm not touching it. everyone else can choke. *flashback to loki in infinity war*. hehe.)
- x-men (alternate timeline) (just erik/charles, really. james and michael are my sole investments in the x-men universe, though let me say 'logan' is a cinematic masterpiece.)
- fantastic beasts and where to find them (my boy percival graves deserved better.)
- harry potter
- peaky blinders

also, newsflash, i hate a lot of characters, including but not limited to: albus dumbledore (the bastard who knowingly placed a child in an abusive and discriminatory home, and is continually just plain fucking stupid), severus snape (a willing death eater who remained a racist creep and bullied children well into adulthood), steve rogers (the asshole who thought a legislation intended to regulate and approve superhuman operations, and restrict the illegal access to outside national boarders of a usa-based supernatural group, was bullshit) and wanda maximoff (the adult who willingly joined a nazi terrorist group and manipulated people to cause mass destruction and should have fucking known better).

just a heads up to say that if i ever post works referencing these characters, it won't be done in even a little bit of a nice light. if you're a fan, it'd probably be best to steer clear.

because fuck them.

(and isn't that a nice note to end on?)