My views on anonymous reviews changed recently: Anonymous reviews will never be blocked for this account. You're entitled to your opinion, I'm entitled to mine. (Which is that there's a delete button that I can ((and will)) utilize on unsigned guest reviews I don't like.)

Positive reviews and constructive criticism will be happily accepted. Just tell me what you'd like to be called if you'd like me to thank you.

GracefulDancingWolf here! Call me Gracie.

I need to apologize. I got distracted by this little show called "Sherlock" Anyone ever hear of it?

Anywho...I'm posting...stuff...now...

Stuff got taken down...sorry to loyal people, but the stories weren't kicking anymore. I'm sorry for people who are fans of the stuff being removed. Really, I am.

Completes:

Taking Care of the Family: Chapters: 23. Published: 3/2009. Updated: 7/2010. Complete.

Daddy's Girl: Chapters: 1. Published:3/2010. Complete. One-shot.

Most recent updates:

Hopes and Choices: First 2 chapters were written by Archraven1234, not me. Chapters: 10. Published: 3/2010. Updated: 11/27/2013.

Prove It: Chapters: 22. Published: 2/2015. Updated: 11/17/2015.

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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING. Well...except when you're cooking. Adding duct tape to burnt cake does NOT un-burn it. If cake is burnt, then it's going to stay burnt.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
Smart is sexy.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
My imaginary friends think you have a very serious problem...
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

More funnies: (These from conversations with my friends/family.)

One friend to another: "It's a potato." (Talking about something in the Labyrinth. If you've ever seen it, you'll know what I mean.)

Me: "Cereal?" (I meant to ask "What time is it?" at 3 AM. My friend won't ever let me forget this.)

Me: "Esme can't have children,"
My friend: "Did you just say chicken?"
Me: "No. I said 'children.'"
My friend:"Nope. You said chicken."
(She still insists I didn't say "children" I still insist I did.)

My friend: "He's a-Thor-able!" (Talking about my dog, Thor.)

On our way to Washington DC:
My brother: "Mom, I need to go." (After sitting up from a nap.)
Me: "No you don't. You just went twenty miles ago."
My brother: "Was I talking to you?" (Rolls over and goes back to sleep.)