BrendenIsLighthide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note, and Naruto. Hello guys, my name is Brenden and I became Light Yagami one year ago. I write light novels and one-shot lemons. I am pansexual and have 13 active sex partners. I often rape my partners and adopt orphans. I currently have 273 kids. WOMEN HATE ME!!!!!! I am between jobs and often work in the nearby strip club as a male prostitute. Please don't tell mom I have this account. I have been known to hyperventilate when thinking of sex. I am 27, and my anime waifu is Ryuk from Death Note. |
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Sir Willhelm Uzumaki reviews
Sir Willhelm Uzumaki is a retarded little boy, who can barely function and is also gay. He won't admit he's gay, but he is pretty fucking gay. Don't read this it's terrible. Crack fic, Semi-SI everyone. Sexual Content, shit like that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21
Brenden Yagami reviews
Brenden Yagami is a student who just likes a good fuck every now and then. He's known as a man-whore to those within his school, and an gay asshole to those outside. But one day, he finds a note book in his schools yard titled 'FUCK NOTE.' Can Brenden survive being fucked everyday by those around him or will he break from the constant euphoria. Crack!fic, SI!LightYagami
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2018 - [OC, L, Ryuk, Mikami T.]