In order to give Eri the home she needs Eraserhead seeks help from the one person he can't stand. Ms. Joke. A life filled with constant laughter might just be what Eri needs. She is so screwed. EraserJoke.

Immortality does not mean living forever, like depression does not mean sadness and happiness does not mean a smile or a laugh. It is not life at all. It is little more than a static, unyielding existence. Boiled down to its essence, it is a total absence of change. A god will never die, but it will never live either.

What better way to make a friendship official then to get married? Hyakkimaru seems to think so. Dororo...eh, not so much.

Bishamon really isn't sure that she wants to know why Yato is hiding behind a table at the colloquy. If he wants to hide away on the outskirts, then more power to him. Still... Call it curiosity.

Hiyori is falling hard, falling faster than gravity, falling in love. And she's afraid that her heart might shatter when she hits the ground. Yato watches from the windowsill as things fall apart. "That was a spiteful thing to do, Iki Hiyori."

Bishamon just wants to escape the echoes of Tsuguha's screams ringing in her ears and the weight of her shinki's secrets on her chest. Instead of peace, she finds Yato wrestling with his own demons. They might be fighting each other on the battlefield again tomorrow, but for tonight the walls drop and the war paint comes off and they don't seem that very different at all.

It started when Erza was wandering down the street towards her favorite bakery and spotted the beautiful lace dresses in the window of the new bridal shop. Or maybe it started before that, when Jellal had told her, with the worst poker face in all of history, that he had a fiancée. He had an imaginary fiancée, did he? An imaginary wedding in the works? Well, Erza would show him.

Despite being an Inspector in the CID, Uraraka's psycho pass score has always remained low and consistent, but when a bank robbery goes terribly wrong, she must decide if one of her most volatile Enforcers, Bakugou, is worth saving.

[Recueil sur des personnages et thèmes aléatoires] OS 1 : La Ligue des Vilains a été détruite. La société japonaise savoure cette nouvelle ère de paix. Pourtant, All Might, lui, a une dernière mission à accomplir.

"So, like…do you ever get a brain freeze?" / In which Todoroki and Bakugo find themselves in a strange impromptu contest courtesy of Mina Ashido's brain.

There were a lot of impossible and strange things that had happened to Izuku in his seventeen years of living, but getting stranded in the middle of nowhere with the leader of the League of Villains had to be at the top of the list.

Une Tamao en plein émoi dans un UA moderne où a lieu ce fichu festival auquel elle souhaite tant aller. Mais avec quelqu'un de particulier...

Etre jumeaux, c'est avoir des corps se ressemblant, mais tous deux bien distincts. Pourtant ce matin-là, la frontière semble bien mince quand Yoh se réveille dans le corps d'Hao, et son frère dans le sien.

When Yato is reincarnated, it's up to Yukine to pick up the pieces... reincarnated!Yato

The first thing Bakugou understood about his life was that he was created to destroy. After he narrowly avoids being killed he intends to do just that. It should be easy…except for the human that makes him question his own mission. She could have destroyed him. Why didn't she? (Inspired by Lilo and Stitch)

Narcissa Malefoy est nostalgique du temps ou Regulus Black était vivant, elle dévoile ses sentiments à Drago qui ignore beaucoup de choses sur Regulus.

[Kacchako Week 2018 Day One: New Beginnings] When the second year Sports Festival rolls around, Uraraka's got something to prove.

They met long before UA, long before he obtained One For All, they met when they were children.

Shouto had always liked the rain.

Izuku gets hit by a Villain with a Scorpion Quirk, leaving him in a nightmare induced coma. His friends struggle to save him, and accidentally find the side-effect of the Quirk: allowing others to see Izuku's memories before UA. Deals with bullying and depression. Contains hurt Izuku, friends working together as a team, and some family bonding. Hinted IzuOcha, but not much.

Lucy has grown up on legends and knows to be wary, but when she stumbles across a strangely magnetic, enthralling boy in an icy cave, she can't help but let herself be ensnared.

He woke to find a dark room, not knowing where he was or why. The only thing he knew was he was alive... Basically an AU where Ao doesn't die...

A mirror gives Shin-ah a new kind of sight, showing him the one thing usually hidden from him. He has a chance to see his own eyes, and to see them the way Yona sees them — but exploring the possibility means dealing with the mirror's owner.

They had always been called to the water: one by madness, one by sadness, and one by fear.

Penny is fifteen when her father remarries. Mary Cooper is lovely, but she comes with human baggage, and it sort of goes downhill from there. Shenny!

Before the war, before world domination backfired, they knew each other simply as family. One-shot collection. Kougyoku-centric.

Penny sure as hell wasn't expecting to become the Watson to some deranged genius with a Sherlock complex when she first moved to California - but Sheldon Cooper certainly looks good in that hat. AU! Slow Shenny!

"I sincerely prefer not to be enemies," he says. Or, the obligatory Yato is Tsukuyomi fic. Just because.

D'un côté, le monde réel, d'un autre, le monde virtuel. Quand les deux se mêlent, ils ne font pas forcément qu'un...

With everything dear to her lost, Yona escapes Soo-Won's clutches with the former slave Shin-Ah, intent on exacting revenge on the cruel group, The Seven Gods. But everything has a price, and revenge may be the most costly thing of all. AU Warning, ends abruptly. I lost inspiration for this fic and ended it before it's time. Perhaps one day I will return.

The feeling that consumed her body and mind. It was probably something akin to…jealousy. Hakuryuu/Kougyoku. AU.

Leaving Yato behind violated every sense of allegiance and integrity Bishamon possessed, but she didn't anticipate the effect it would have on her stolen shinki. Set after Chapter 62.

The drafts of a letter. Not just any letter, but the only message she's had the courage to write in a long time. And even so it's just sugar-coated eye candy. (One-shot, One-sided!Lenku.)

Ben slips into madness after losing a loved one. He keeps seeing her smiling, walking and even talking to him but noone else sees it.

You think stalking is bad? Wait until you hear about Hao Asakura the world's first Extreme Stalker!

Deux frères maudits se tuent pour un trône... restent deux sœurs et un tyran. L'une va accepter l'injustice, l'autre lui dire non. L'une va vivre et l'autre va mourir. Inspiration libre du mythe d'Antigone en cinq actes, parce que le hasard fait bien les choses.

Exiled in disgrace, Hermione has painstakingly built a life for herself as a Muggle after the war. Meanwhile, a corrupt Ministry rules the wizarding world. In an attempt to save the world as he knows it, Draco approaches Hermione with an offer. Trust is a precious commodity and scars from the war run deep. Dramione Drama/Angst HP Fanfic Fan Poll Award 2014 winner. Character deaths

Written for Round 9 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition using the prompt "What if Severus Snape had never told Lord Voldemort the Prophecy?" AU - War has been raging for over 15 years in the wizarding world with no end in sight. Narcissa Malfoy wants a better life for her son than becoming a Death Eater like his father and she will go to great lengths to get it.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Defeat and fear are kind of new. Kougyoku's gross disposition towards being a stupidly good person? That's old news.

Keiko is suffering from a mental illness, and her family is trying desperately to cope. She is convinced that Hao is trying to kill her, and this delusion has taken over her entire life. The problem, however, is that this may not be a delusion at all. Alternate Universe.

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

Breaking the rules is something that Izaya always does, but Celty knows there aren't really any rules to the games he plays. The dark bond between the creator of chaos and an angel of death.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

He was only supposed to deliver a message to Hana about Anna III. Somehow he wound up in Tamao's room and she began braiding his hair. Tamao x Hao. Post Hana's Epoch.

Complete. AU. Based on the movie The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Penny moves in to 4A and comes to find that the previous tenant has yet to leave.

A play on Lay's Potato Chip Slogan. This is what happens when Tamao innocently decides to feed a kitten lounging by the house. But then one turned into a dozen and it gets worse when its ward appears. Hao x Tamao. Post Hana's Epoch.

Sheldon and Penny are locked in the Laundry Room. How will they get out? Will Sheldon suffocate? Will Penny kill Sheldon?

Sheldon Cooper is the world's greatest consulting detective. Penny Bailey is a barmaid determined to help him catch a killer.

Oneshot, when Hao was still Asaha Douji. The death scene of his mother Asanoha

It made the world seem a little unbalanced; Granger was supposed to be Grangerish, and that was simply a fact of life. In which Hermione behaves oddly, Draco goes to ridiculous lengths, and Harry has no idea what's going on. Draco/Hermione.

Because Zakuro hits pretty friggin' hard. One shot; spoilers for episode 35; no pairings

Oneshot, because everything Hao touches turns to dust, and because Tamao has answers to look for and reasons to find. [for akisukie hashimoto]

Lyserg believes in faeries, the same way he believes in Mari. LysergMari.