I love to read and write; I honestly always have. Snape is my future husband - even if he is 20 years older than me and dead.

20 Percy Jackson Questions:

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth. Duh.

2) Favorite guy character? Nico and Dionysus!

3) Favorite girl character? Thalia and Hazel

4) Favorite god? Apollo duhhhh

5) Favorite goddess? Athena

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? HADES!!!!!!

7) Is Luke hot? Yeah!!! But he's all evil and stuff so...in a way...no. Not on the inside.

8) Would you join the hunters? No. I love boys too much.

9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword fighting.

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging. Sorry, Hermes.

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hecate. I DO BELIEVE IN MAGIC!!!!!!

12) Favorite book? WHAT?!? HOW DO I ANSWER THAT??? IT'S LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN MY CHILDREN.

13) Least favorite? WHO HAS A LEAST FAVOURITE???

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Just go in the summer.

15) Favorite couple? Percabeth and Thalico!

16) Are you a demi-god? Yes.

17) Who would be your parent? Ares, Hades, or Poseidon

18) Favorite minor character? The Stoll brothers. Derrrrp

19) Ethan or Luke? Luke, 'cause he's Luke and I love him. Carry on.

20) Favorite monsters? Do Tyson, Ella and Mrs O'Leary count?

Write 12 names of characters from a tv show/movie/book series. Answer these questions. FUN.

1. Harry Potter

2. Ronald Weasley

3. Hermione Granger

4. Severus Snape

5. Voldemort

6. Dumbledore

7. McGonagall

8. Draco Malfoy

9. Fred Weasley

10. George Weasley

11. Ginny Weasley

12. Sirius Black

Ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Dumbledore/Ginny ewww GOD NO!

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Super hot ;)

What would happen if three got four pregnant?

Hermione got Snape pregnant. No... Just no.

Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

You can't bed a good FredFic.

Would two and eleven make a good couple?

Ron/Ginny... Ugh no.

Five/eight or five/ten?

Voldemort/Draco or Voldemort/George? Eugghhhh no!!! But if I had to choose probably Voldy/Draco :P

What would happen if one walked in on five and six making out?

Harry walks in on Voldemort and Dumbledore making out. That is just wrong.

Make a summary of a three/ten fic.

Hermione and George fall in love, get married, and have tons of ginger-headed babies. The end.

Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Harry/Draco fluff? Unfortunately, yes.

Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Ummm... 'The Dog and the Cat'? I don't even know.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to devour one?

Severus devouring Harry? Probably something devious like Snape transfiguring into a snake or something.

What might three scream at a moment of great passion?

'RONNNN!!!!'

If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

'You Belong with me' by Taylor Swift.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Dumbledore/Sirius... That's just wrong.

What might be a good pick up line for one to use on two?

'We're besties, but let's go out anyways!'

What would happen if one woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd scream and hug him until he suffocated.

What would you do if three walked into the bathroom when you were showering?

Yell at Hermione to get out.

What would you do if four announced he/she's going to marry nine tomorrow?

Severus cannot marry Fred. No. I won't allow it.

Five cooked you dinner?

It's probably poisoned, but it's the thought that counts.

How would you react if eight got into the hospital somehow?

I would rush there, rip off his shirt and make sure he still had abs.

Nine made fun of your friends?

Fred is a jokester. I wouldn't expect anything less.

Ten ignored you all the time?

George how dare you!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does one do?

Wears a spandex suit and tries to rescue me!

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do?

Nothing. Ron's not the brightest guy ever.

It's your birthday. What does Three get you?

A book. Hermione likes books.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do?

Snape saves me! Duhhhhh.

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?

Laugh at me then kill me.

You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction?

Ummm... Harry and George don't make a good couple.. O.o

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up?

She won't.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Harry and McGonagall are in a happy relationship until Fred runs off with McGonagall. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ginny and a brief unhappy affair with Dumbledore, then follows the wise advice of Voldemort and finds true love with Ron.

Gosh, that is so wrong.