'Ello, mates. Ranty here. Or whatever you wanna call me. I mean, at school people call me Plat [Short for Platypus, of course] so whatever's really quite fine. I live a boring life and therefore would have a boring bio if I bothered to type it up.

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Favourites:

TV Shows: NCIS, Rizzoli & Isles, Criminal Minds, LOST, Lip Service, many more I can't think of at the moment...heh...
Pairings: Kate/Abby. By far. That's pretty much it. And it's also virtually the rarest pairing out there! Not really, but you get the point. EDIT: I like Remus/Tonks as well. Forgot about that, heh. OH. Currently going through a Bellatrix/Hermione fling. I like them, but if they grew up in the same time period, so to speak. Going to Hogwarts together and such. Damn, takes a lot of character manipulation to make that relationship work...but it's hot when it does. xD
Books: The Silence of the Lambs. That and a bunch of children's books, such as Behind The Attic Wall, and a picture book called Midnight Farm. What can I say? I'm just weird like that. Oh, and I suppose the Harry Potter series as well.
Characters: Abby Sciuto [NCIS] Kate Todd [NCIS] Maura Isles [Rizzoli & Isles] Emily Prentiss [Criminal Minds] Charlie [LOST] Hurley [LOST] Captain Amelia [Treasure Planet] Dr. Delbert Doppler [Treasure Planet] Nymphadora Tonks [Harry Potter] Remus Lupin [Harry Potter] Bleh, can't think of my favourite charries at the moment. *Brain dead*
People: Kurt Cobain. And it's just my luck that he died before I was born. SCREW THE WAY OF THE WORLD. Him and Helena Bonham Carter. It's my goal to meet her and have a pleasant conversation with her b'fore I die. Wish me luck, people. x]
Bands/Musicians: Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, Green Day, Three Days Grace, My Chemical Romance, Apocalyptica, Paramore, The Killers, Marilyn Manson, Rise Against, Korn, AFI, OneRepublic, Seabird, Goo Goo Dolls, etc. This could go on a while, heh. I have quite fickle taste.
Movies: At the moment, my fave movie is Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street. *Is genuinely in love with dear Mrs. Lovett, despite the fact that she 'pops pussies into pies' and cooks up humans* Then there's V for Vendetta, Treasure Planet, Spirited Away, and a long list of others that again, I cannot think of at the moment. OH. Titanic. *Sniffle* Been obssessed with the ship since I was born, pretty much.

Okay, I can't think of any other favourite categories. Bleh.

Er, if you have anything you want me to add to my profile, just let me know.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

Team Bellatrix! Damn that Molly Weasley...killed off the love of my life! Dx I shalt avenge her death!