Here's some stuff

My Life To-Do List!

Major in psychology. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

Make vanilla pudding. Put in empty mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.

Walk in a store wearing old fashioned clothes. Ask people what year it is. Run out screaming "It worked! It worked!"

Get in a crowded elevator. Say " I bet you all are wondering why I gathered you her today."

Become a doctor. Change last name to "acula". (Dr. Acula)

Change first name to Simon. Speak in third person.

Buy a parrot and teach it to say "help! I've turned into a parrot!"

Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

Where a shirt or tag that says hello I am life. Hand people lemons.

Follow joggers in your car blasting " Eye of The Tiger for encouragement

Some random funny stuff:

1. Read this out loud

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word only in each line from the start. : )

2. After reading the

the sentence, you are

now aware that the

the human brain

often does not

inform you that the

the word 'the' has

been repeated twice

every time

Funny Jokes

If you don't like where you are, change it. You are not a tree.

It's not you, it's your grammar

. Sometimes I look at you and I'm sad because you're not a dragon

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable

There is nothing you must fear but fear itself...and spiders

There is a fine line between being tan and looking as if you just rolled in Doritos

He broke her heart. She broke his X-box. I think we all know who cried harder.

. Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

11. Sorry, I can't hang out. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.

Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds

If a robot does the robot would it still be called the robot or is it just dancing? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!

. I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough

I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse when most of you can't even stand up to a spider

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-1 knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...

teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

And now for the annoying copy and paste stuff that I am putting on here because I don't mind it:

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorite/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever said a word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely loved Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 360 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

Copy and paste if you had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

Copy and paste if you have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

Copy and paste if you tried to push open a door that said pull

Copy and paste if you tried to pull open a door that said push

Copy and paste if you have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

Copy and paste if you have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

Copy and paste if you have gotten gum stuck in your hair

Copy and paste if you had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

Copy and paste if you have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

Copy and paste if you Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

Copy and paste if you have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Copy and paste if you have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (Mine said 'Made in China.' Not cool)

Copy and paste if you Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

Copy and paste if you are weird, and proud of it

Copy and paste if you are strong, beautiful, and overall amazing (Every single one of you better copy and paste this) : )

Copy and paste if you are addicted to the Internet

Copy and paste if you're life is crazy, messed up, weird, and freakish, but you like it that way

Copy and paste if you have been through a hard time, and realize now that it made you so much better

Copy and paste if you want to thank everyone you know; the bullies for making you stronger, the friends and family for making you happy, teachers for helping you believe in yourself, etc.

Copy and paste if you are going to stop at nothing to follow your dreams

Copy and paste if you eat way much more food than is acceptable...at school (white chocolate covered grapes, cake, soda, oreos, chips, pumpkin bars, crackers, and banana bread all in one day, most of it in one class period. I'm surprised my teacher didn't get fired that day...: )

Copy and paste if you prefer the phrase 'more intelligent than you' over 'nerd'

Copy and paste if you are addicted to copying and pasting.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

You know you lived in 2012 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

Here's my Harry Potter stuff:

Abilities:

Able to conjure Patronus Charm ( Griffin), ancestor of Harry Potter, current owner of Maradurer's Map and Ignotus Peverell's cloak of invisiblity, Qudditch , Auror.

Wand: Twelve and three quarter inches,oak, phoenix feather.

Education: Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

House: Gryffindor

Qudditch position: seeker

Job: Auror.

Now just funny Harry Potter stuff:

1. Quirrell: Troll! Troll in the dungeons!

Dumbledore: Everyone to their dorms!

Slytherins: Are dorms are in the dungeons!

2. Bekinnerophobia: Fear of not receiving your Hogwarts letter.

3. Voldemort is like a teenage girl: He has a special cup, loves a single pet, has a locket, ring, and a tiara. Plus he is obsessed with a famous teenage boy.

4. When I get in trouble and sent to Dumbledore's Office, I musn't sing " We're off to see the wizard"

5. I must NOT ask Hermione why she says " That's mad!" or " That's Barbaric!" all the time.

6. I WILL NOT make an excuse not to hang out with Luna because I have to de-narglify my brain.

7. " I'm a wizard"

"Prove it."

" sorry no magic outside of Hogwarts" (PM me if you have used this one, because I have used it.)

8. Harry ( to Sirius):" Surely you can't be serious?"

Sirius ( to Harry):" Yes, I am Sirius. And don't call me Shirley"

Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the largest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest.

THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

27. I will NOT ask Aragog how things are going with his wife, Shelob.

28. I will NOT refer to DADA teachers as canaries in a coal mine.

29. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career aspiration, even for a witch.

30. Providing Peeves with a case of Dungbombs was socially irresponsible and I will never do it again.

31. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles marked ‘Firewhisky’. Charming the label does nothing.

32. The headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, NOT Gandalf.

33. I will stop calling the Weasley twins Merry and Pippin. I must also not call Ron and Harry, Frodo and Sam. I probably shouldn’t call Malfoy, Legolas either.

34. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogwarts, I will not point at the Dark Mark and say; To the Batmobile, Robin.

35. Remember: I am not allowed out of my dorm when Ministry Representatives are in the castle.

36. Taking Polyjuice Potion and walking up to the person you’re supposed to be and pretending to be a walking mirror or their long lost twin can make them go insane and is not a hilarious practical joke.

37. If I see a Dementor I must not hiss ‘Sssssshire...Bagginsss’.

38. The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, pale, blond and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.

39. I will NOT ask Professor Flitwick where Snow White is.

40. Asking Snape if his sister’s ok after that house fell on her is tasteless and will earn you a month of detention.

41. Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic.

42. I cannot perform the Avada Kadavra curse, and pretending I can to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

43. When applying for a post at the Ministry, I should not write “Fred and George Weasley” as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. Putting Lord Voldemort is probably not best either.

44. I am no longer to discuss my theory that Voldemort is Sauron’s second cousin.

45. The Bludger is not a bowling ball, and Snape is not a bowling pin. I am not to attempt to disprove this.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-1 knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...

teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling, THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

If you're in denial over Tonks's and Lupin's deaths copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm also in denial for Sirius's)

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile.

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! (No, she didn't!)

She deserved everything she got and more. (She did not!)

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

Mischief managed!

Now Percy Jackson

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(guilty)

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.(again guilty)

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!)

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

-You still think Thuke could happen.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd, you announce that your a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

you look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think Obama is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (she's SO gonna die!)

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Posideon)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism!

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'

' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that stink, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shippe(OR, but only, if the pen is Riptide.).

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Pi= Perc.abeth