Name: Aigle - It means light, radiance, and glory in Ancient Greek

- It's the name of a daughter of a son of Apollo, Asclepius, the god of healing.

Profiles are restrictive so I'm whatever and whomever you want me to be and that's all you need to know.

But I will tell you that I want to live to be at least 104 years old to be able to claim that I lived in 3 different centuries.

So go ahead and send me an email/message thingy. :)

Some of my favorite quotes:

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams

“We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.” - Orson Welles

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

“Common sense is the least common thing in the world.” - Anonymous

“To die would be an awfully big adventure.” - Peter Pan

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” - Sun-tzu

"Life sucks, get over it." - Me

"I want much more then this provincial life. I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more then life can tell and for once it might be grand to have someone understand I want so much more then they've got planned. " - Belle

"Imagine all the people sharing all the world." - John Lennon

Puns for Educated Minds (My friend sent these to me and I thought some of them were creative)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker's daughter, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion..

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Ok I know I wasn't going to put stuff on my profile but, hey, I got bored!

1. Are you in a relationship with anyone? Nope, totally single

2. Favorite TV show- pretty much any crime show but probably, NCIS

3. Genre of music you listen to most- Pop or, yes, country

4. What are you listening to right now?- Nothing

5. Ever broken a bone?- Nope, but I have dislocated my shoulder playing volleyball

6. Have you ever shot a gun?- You bet!

7. Ever broken someone's heart?- No, I'm cool like that.

8. Summer or winter?- Winter for sure. I love snow and rain!

9. Ever sang in public?- I was in chorus for a year and we sang the national athem at a giants baseball game, that was cool, and I sang in my school talent show once

10. What was the last thing you dressed up as for Halloween? werewolf

11. Favorite outfit- jeans, a short-sleeve T-shirt, and a hoodie

12. Embarrassed yourself at school? YES!

13. What do you want most right now? to have an adventure

14. Ever fell in love with a childhood friend? nope

15. Do you have an obsession with a specific color? green, blue, brown

16. Blown something up? YES!!! It was awesome!

17. Article of clothing you always wear? a bronze horseshoe necklace I've been wearing for 3 years

18. Last movie you watched- Harry Potter 7 part 1!!

19. Last person that called you- volleyball coach, I think?

20. What song can you not stand to be on the radio? California Gurls (Uuuggghhh...)

21. First pet? Goldfish, Rufus

22. Songs that remind you of your friends-I'm Only Me When I'm With You

23. Hobbies? Reading, writing, listening to music, thinking of ways to mess with my friends, horseback riding, archery, volleyball, science

24. Things you never leave the house without- clothes and a book

25. What do you wanna be when you grow up? A veterinarian, small town cop, in the army, ancient cultural specialist/mythologist, and/or ranch, happy, at least 104 years old

Stupidest labels ever:

On Tesco's Tiramisudessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (no, really? I never would have guessed)

On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (That explains so much)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I sure hope so)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what exactly?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Oh fine...)

On Sainsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Thank you captain obvious)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So if they were fake fake bacon bits, would they be real?)

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."(When else are we supposed to find time to use it?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special)?

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that aeroplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)

Baby Oil-"Keep out reach of children." (It's a good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeah. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae. NOT!)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Came up with that one on your own, did you?)