"How do you feel about doorways?" "I walk through them?" "Perfect! You'll be my new companion."

"Oh!Oh! Remember the contract with the werewolf? The big strong oh-so-yummy nord?" "Babette!" "...She has a point." "Gabrielle! Stop encouraging her!" "Don't act shy! Besides, I wanted to applaud you on the way you handled that mission. Not even I could have conceived such a plan. It was positively…cruel."

Less than a year after the end of the Oblivion Crisis, Malkhai Ale'Zandre slays her way up to the rank of Grand Champion of the Imperial Arena. Unknown to her this work and her remarkable fighting skills have caught the attention of the Night Mother. She instructs the Listener to send out their most valuable Speaker, Lucien LaChance, to invite her to join the Dark Brotherhood.

"Passed down from generation after generation, life has happened, time has gone on but the cafe remains the same. People come and go, they pass through and the store sees it all, it remembers it all. " A collection of stories revolving around a diner on the corner of Empty St. and Nothingness Rd. in The World That Never Was.

Sam wakes in a filthy motel room to find his brother missing and no leads as to where he might be. Can he find Dean before it's too late? Contains blood, gore, and torture.

Lucien Lachance was an excellent speaker, but sometimes his job wasn't always easy.

It's been 2 and a half years since the defeat of Lord Harkon and the Dawnguard Order is now huge and famous. They have spread throughout Skyrim and the vampire threat is nearly exterminated. But, in the shadows, the remains of once great vampire clans are planning their return and if they succeed, Tamriel will drown in rivers of blood.

An AU to Sock Opera where Bill asks Dipper for something else. Rating may go up.

After the war, Harry finds himself thinking about Hogwarts as Christmas approaches. He writes a letter to McGonagall. 1-shot, post-war. DH-compliant.

A One-Shot where Sirius Black gets the chance to have one last memory of his friends.

Just a short one shot I came up with. I don't really know how to give this one a summary. Please read and review!

Simon is freed from the crown. Oneshot.

Dean spends the night pleasuring himself to thoughts of the impala taking him rough from behind, while also using memories of past experience with Sam in the backseat to fuel his desire.

Murtagh is broken to the King's will.

The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!

Griphook wants more than the sword of Gryffindor for his help, he also wants a very naked Harry Potter. GAY SEX. HARRY AND GRIPHOOK.

Axel is sick and tired of everyone assuming that Sora and Riku are a couple when they clearly aren't. Time to take matters into his own hands. For CollyBear. Oneshot. Lemon. AkuRiku.

Castiel tries to deliver a message at three in the morning and there is much confusion.

Harry Potter and POTC Crossover. After a timeturner accident, Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny are sent to the 18th century and meet the POTC gang-Complete

SDLOTR. Daphne gets the ring in an antique jewerly shop, which transports the gang to Middle Earth. There, their job is to distroy it for good. Rated for violence, scary action scenes and rude humor. R&R!