![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Meow!!!! I have a deviantart account as theblackcat113. You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. 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Copy and paste if you hate her too. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile. Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die. What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice? Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why. Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters. He who laughs last thinks slowest. It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered? We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it. If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten... Yo mumma is so fat, even Naruto don't Believe it! When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car... When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing... "I'm not small, I just live in a world of giant people." - "Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to." "I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" "Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird." "Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door." "I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me." "Slinky Escalator = Endless fun" "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up." "When all else fails, blow shit up." "I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage "We are always the same age inside."-Gertrude Stein -Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck" -You say psycho like it's a bad thing! -Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. -When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it -When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate -When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes -If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried -The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept -Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" -Cheese will rule do not deny the truth -Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong -All sane people who worked here quit -Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else -One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane -I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world -What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding -It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women -A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly -I will temporarily rule the world, forever -One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine. -If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu --_-- Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!! _ _ _ I Put this on your profile if your an Akatsuki fan! If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile. If you constantly say you're going to do various things, but never actually get around to doing it, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU THINK WRITERS BLOCK SUCKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!! Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...) If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out.) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! 'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' 'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.' 'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...' 'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.' People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again... If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject I am a bomb technician. If you see me running away, try to keep up. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? I run with scissors... it makes me feel dangerous! Be optimistic, all the people you hate will eventually die. It's all fun and games, until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious. Every time I go to the doctor's I get a jacket. A straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself. I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away... A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART. As I said before, I never repeat myself. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? I'm not insensitive. I just don't care. Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it. (..)'(..) If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoyingTrix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. 5 Truths of Life: 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. 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If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If u already lost ur sanity copy and paste this to ur profile. If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message! This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me thinking that I'm going to respond and the funny thing is that I'm sitting in front of the computer staring at the screen rolling on the floor laughing watching you IM me. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. If you feel like you're under control,you're just not going fast enough The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak 95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump" DO NOT READ THIS!!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you constantly have to fight the urge to sing Disney songs copy and past this in your profile. If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile. Dear people at my school who think I don't talk, Just because I don't talk to you doesn't mean I don't talk. Trust me you wouldn't like what I would say to you... Sincerely, "that quiet kid." Dear teachers, If you are going to require a three-ring binder for your class, I am going to require you to punch holes in all of your papers. Sincerely, this is ridiculous. Dear microwave manufacturers, Please add a "Stealth Mode." Sincerely, trying to have a midnight snack without waking up the whole house Dear Mom and Dad, Please stop saying "Don't play with your food!" You spent the first two years of my life convincing me this spoon was a plane... Sincerely, your fault |
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