Hi, my name is Charlotte and I love reading anything about Twilight, Night World, Charmed and Harry Potter. My Favourite one out of them all is Twilight and as I have enjoyed reading other peoples stories I thought it was time to write my own so I'm currently writing a story but wont be posting it until I have at least wrote another chapter.

Love You All

xx

copy these on your profile if you think they are true

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I'm not short I'm vertically challenged

Family is like fudge; mostly sweet with a few nuts mixed in.

Time for a question. How come whenever a nerd gets mad enough to cuss, everyone laughs?

A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be in the next cell over shouting, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible. But that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -- Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I don’t suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

I will never regret loving you ...only believing you loved me too.

She refuses to trust anyone, Because she refuses to get hurt again.

I'm always the friend never the girlfriend.

Im just the girl standing in the background of all the happy people.

Boys Break Hearts, Girls Break Necks

If you believe that vampires and werewolves live among us, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that people that have hot hands are werewolves, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people say that you always have cold hands and you're thrilled by it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that people who don't have cold hands are not normal, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're terrified of forests and ballet rooms, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.