ABOUT ME

Why hello there, you have entered my realm. BATHE IN IT'S GLORY!!!!!!!!!

Name: Mr. Ska Derp Man I

Age: -0

Hobbies: Hmm, I like playing video games, being outside, watching movies, being with friends, reading...suppose that's it...what a life I lead, eh?

Yeah so anyway I'm PenuginOverlord, I'm more than likely one of craziest people you'll ever meet in real life...but the odds of us ever meeting in real life are rather slim, yes? I am by no means an good author, or just an alright author, or just an author in general. You can make that out by my earlier stuff. I TRULY WANT to just delete them but for some odd reason, a handful of people like them and continue to read them. It blows me away but to each his own I guess. However writing mediocre fan fiction is entertaining to a certain degree. I usually just write about Pokemon Special (Manga) or maybe another show or something if I feel up to it. So...yeah.

I don't like setting a schedule for myself. In my opinion, setting a shedule can sometimes get stressful and it takes the fun out of writing. I enjoy writing the stories that I make, but I work at my own pace. So no one knows when the next chapter or story comes out...also I'm lazy :D

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Post this on your page if you love Jesus Christ!

Paste this on your page if you love Nintendo!

If you think Coke is better than Pepsi, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one the last people in the world who actually uses ancient phrases like "Please" and "Thank you", paste this on your page

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

God must love stupid people; He made so many

NASCAR= Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON SPECIAL CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE MANGA

1. Dia
2. Red
3. Green
4. Yellow
5. Sapphire
6. Pearl
7. Platina
8. Ruby
9. Blue
10. Gold

-Sorry Silver, Crystal, Emerald, Black and White. Love ya, wish I could include ya, ya understand ya?-

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
(Dia) "You bettar have made me food"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(Green) Kill him, eat the body...next question

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
(Yellow, Blue) What a twist! Or some devious plot devised by Blue to accomplish evil deeds

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
(Sapphire) I would get wild berries and a rock...yum yum

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Pearl) Bury him in sand...just to see his reaction when he wakes up

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
(Platina) IM RICH

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Ruby) Sapphire threw him off a building

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Blue) Probably through blackmail too

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
(Gold) Oh darn...im so sad

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
(Dia) Feed them a cake...with a bomb inside it

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
(Red) Red? Probably make the situation worse.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
(Green) An emotionless glare

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
(Yellow) Scream...scream

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
(Sapphire) Tell me to stop being a pansy and do it

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
(Gold, Dia) What is this I don't even...?!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
(Platina) Money...yippie!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
(Blue) Sabotaging the other challengers

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
(Gold) Laugh with me

Number 7 favorite kind of candy?(Platina) Super-Omega-Rich People Chocolate

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(Dia) Because that way he can give me more FOOD...but just as friends mind you

Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
(Red, Blue) Poor Yellow...just saying...RED. Breakin' hearts and all

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
(Green) No to the first and No to the second

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
(Yellow, Blue) It means that their in a fanfic most likely

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
(Sapphire, Pearl) I doubt it

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
(Pearl) Pearl? Really? Him? How? Why? What?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
(Platina) Judging my commoner haircut

What sport would Number 2 play?(Red) Baseball I guess. Mostly because I like baseball

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
(Ruby) "Cheer up bud, at least you have your fangirls!"

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
(Blue) *Message Deleted*

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(Gold, Dia) Be a little bummed out that the fangirls are now pairing up my favorite character with Gold

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Green, Yellow) They're playing tick-tack-toe...what else could they be doing?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
(Dia, Pearl) Nope, they're best friends, that's all

Would 2 trust 5?
(Red, Sapphire) Red's dumb enough to trust anyone

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
(Yellow, Gold) Gold would start flirting with her...then Crystal kicks him in the "NO ZONE"

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
(Blue) If I was hungry, then yeah.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
(Dia) Sure why not? It's probably that robot anime show's soundtrack.

6 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
(Pearl, Ruby) Ruby: "Uhh...there, there"

3 told 6 he started his period.
(Green, Pearl) I don't want to live on this planet anymore

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Sapphire, Dia) Dia would go into cooking and Sapphire would go into...knitting

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
(Blue, Green) Nothing, it would never get down because they would argue too much

Number 6 jumps into Number 3's lap during a scary movie, what happens?
(Pearl, Green) The visual that came to my mind made me laugh to the point where I somehow got on the other side of the room...huh

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
(Platina, Blue) Ehh, I really don't know

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
(Ruby, Sapphire) ...Sapphire let Ruby do that? Where am I? What world am I in? DON'T TOUCH ME!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
(Blue, Pearl) Yeah, Blue would abuse this power

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Gold, Blue) Rated PG-13, sorry kids

1 accidentally kicked 10?
(Dia, Gold) Gold will whack him upside the head with his billiard cue

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
(Red, Blue) Blackmail! Blackmail! Blackmail!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
(Yellow, Blue, Platina) No Yuri on Yellow's watch I guess. I don't think Yellow would hit anyone withut being driven over the edge though.

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
(Sapphire, Red, Green) The simple fact that Sapphire would go out of her way to learn German just for the sole purpose of being able to cuss Red of all people out, would astound Green...as well as me

6 got high.
(Pearl) Oh come now, I thought you batter then that Pearl!

7 walks up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
(Platina) My goodness, what an expensive dress. No literally, you're wearing more money than I'll ever own in a lifetime!

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
(Ruby) About all the crap I make the poor guy go through

9 can't stand 3, so how does 9 get revenge when 3 spills soda all over him/her?
(Blue, Green) Blue actually would have a list of ways to get revenge on Green, none of them fun for him either

10 starts working at a bar.
(Gold) He'd get fired because when he isn't playing pool, he's drinking all the drinks without paying

9 comes in and tells you he's/she's pregnant from 1.
(Blue, Dia) That's no good, is it?

5 and 6 did a workout together?
(Sapphire, Pearl) I can totally see Sapphire working out while Pearl being her coach, yelling at her.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
(Pearl) He'd kick my door down, yelling questions about why he wasn't invited

7 won the lottery?
(Platina) Big deal, she gets that much for an allowance

8 had quite a big secret?
(Ruby) I could say something like he remembers saying he likes Sapphire...but that would too easy.

9 became a singer?
(Blue) Let's hope it doesn't go to her head

10 got a daughter?
(Gold) Call Child-Services

What would 1 think of 2?
(Dia, Red) Strong

How would 3 greet 4?
(Green, Yellow) "...hi" (That sounded creepy)

What would 4 envy about 5?
(Yellow, Sapphire) Her height

What dream would 5 have about 6?
(Sapphire, Pearl) They're both...hyper?

Number 4 loses his/her memory, what does 1 do about it?
(Yellow, Dia) ...Feed her cookies...?

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?
(Gold) Call Child-Services...God, call Child-Services

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
(Green) I don't see why not...?

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
(Yellow, Platina) Platina would since she'd be so darned determined to win

5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?
(Sapphire) Pokemon of course!

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
(Pearl, Dia) Manzai, Platina, their friendship, their adventures, the list can go on and on and on and on and on...and on

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he/she do?
(Platina, Blue, Gold) Gold's mind would jump to inappropriate conclusions...

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he/she does on it?
(Ruby) Look up fashion ideas

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
(Pearl, Platina) Both from Sinnoh

What would make 7 angry at 8?
(Platina, Ruby) Ruby looks more elegant than her

Where would 8 meet 9?
(Ruby, Blue) In Denmark...

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
(Blue, Gold) On how much blackmail she actually has on him

What would make 10 scared of 1?
(Gold, Dia) How much food Dia can consume daily

Is 3 Gay?
(Green) Well there was this one time at band camp, lol jk (I think Green would play the electric tuba if he was in band)

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'