Hello, My name is Georgianna. Actually, that's only my middle name, but what makes anybody think I'm going to put it down on here (koffkoffAutumnkoffkoff)? And the world loves HoHo's, or so I'm told. I find them rather disturbing myself. I keep a few hundred in my pantry, but it's only for experimental purposes, I swear! Does anybody even read this? Hmmm, I shall have to ask the great guru's of FanFiction, Snodgrass and Winkle! They are the awesomest.

Ahem, about me. I am sixteen years old, and my freinds all want to murder me when I eat. I swear, I eat like an elephant, and I only weigh 120 pounds at the noble hieght of 5'5". Spooky, huh? And you know what? It's TRUE!(that was quoted from the admirable ElvinBlueEyes story, "out of all the people in the world, WHY ME!" a fabulous story if I do say so myself) I am a very pale person (still don't know why, seeing as how I burn myself to a crisp given half the chance) with brown hair and hazel eyes. As I mentioned earlier, I LOVE FOOD! And I don't get nearly enough of it. I love to read, and I adore singing. I am in the Treble Choir at my school (In the random area of Alaska). I have a rather well paying job as a part time dog bather, and I just love getting dog fur up my nose. Oh yes, the itching, sniffling, and the joy of getting to pick your nose when a particularly long and stubborn one works its way up there... And I'll just let that subject lie for a long while. The stories I have currently on and/or are working on, are as follows.

Blind Luck

A girl falls into Middle Earth without the glasses she needs to see with, and it looks like she won't be getting them back for a while. So she is gifted a stick to keep her from running into trees and other such things. Is she ever going to get home? How will she servive random people popping into her head for a chat, or is this schizophrenia on her part. Read and find out... or else! Humor/Action/Adventure

Stick Figure

Vivian is warped into her brothers brand spankin new Legend of Zelda video game. She has never played it, her brother only just got it! So since she has absolutely no idea what's going on, and the tree-like-thing has asked it of her; she takes Hyrule by storm with her shockingly blue hair and spastic personality. What about her shameless flirting with the Zora? How will Link survive this odd new addition to his helpers? No romances, just quirky flirts. And maybe some innuendo. Humor/Action/Adventure

Eyelashes and Rotten Teeth

Widdow is the spoiled daughter of an american merchant, and she is absolutely BORED with her life. So, in a fit of pique, she rounds up her former pirate freind, Bosworth, and comandeers the ship given to her by her mother. She sails to Tortuga and, with the assistance of the ever helpful Bosworth, recruits the best of the worst for the new dread of the seas, Bleeding Rose. Soon, competition shows, and Widdow is furious beyond belief. How will she deal? Why by sailing her merry way to london of course, and kidnapping the famous Elizabeth Swan and her youthful son, Bill the terror. Time for Will and Jack to the recue! And time for blackmail to be laid. Humor/General

How Do You Do, My Name Is Sue

A girl named Mary Sue falls into Middle Earth, directly in the path of the fellowship. Soon there is mass panic. Everyone is terrified that this beautiful woman will take over the plot and ruin the whole journey! Surprisingly, she has no interests of the sort. She got warped into the wrong world! Cue the random confusion. Not a Legomance. Humor/Parody

Squirrels And Cats Get Along Fine

Still working on the idea, but it has to do with two pals that are taken in by a badger and a hare, and tought about the world. Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off... Humor/General

Black and Red

Twins Gigi and Aeryk kick, punch, and argue their way into ME. Interrupting the most touching scene ever! Now, until something can be done about them, they are guests at the White City. And Gigi musst learn to control her temper, even if her brother deserves it. And Aeryk is no better. He's a god-forsaken Gary Stue! Hearts are broken as lips are busted, and the answer to their getting home seems no closer at hand. Humor/General

Harry Potter and co. do America!

Title is misleading. While the infamous three are indeed in America, it is only to find the last Horcrux. The wand of Gryffindor. They are invited to stay in the American wizards school, the only one of its kind, located in a secret cove of Oregon. Soon they are seeing a whole new side of the magical world, one as intruiging as it is fun. Elves, dwarves and fairies, oh my! Humor/General

And they call me F-F-Freddy

A stuttering boy is deposited into charmed, and being surrounded by goergious witches is not helping any. Especially since they are all his aunts! What a cop out, he doesn't even have any powers. When will his dad come back for him? Humor

That should be about it. And if I toy with any more ideas, I'm thinking I'll put them right up here and see what you think about it. If you are reading this at all of course.

My heart and loyalty to you,

Georgianna