Gintoki and Hijikata wake up in the same bed with no memories of the night before, so Hijikata does what he knows best, launch an investigation. No angst, no drama, just comedy, action, lots of trolling and a bit of a plot. (Update: Ok, maybe there's more plot and drama than originally anticipated).

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

A dangerous street gangster Hijikata was put into the most prestigious school for the rich. Of all things, he never thought he will get into trouble again, even deeper and it's all because of a certain silverhead.

Hijikata had no idea when or even how it had begun. He just knew that it was happening. And it was annoying. No one at his barracks even questioned the presence of one silver-haired goon anymore. Things become even more complicated when a criminal with a grudge decides peace for the both of them should be a thing of the past.

What if Obito had awakened his Mangekyō Sharingan before anyone precious to him actually died? This series will see how an unbroken Team Minato change the future without Uchiha Madara's ghost over their heads. AU, Future ObiKaka.

Enter, Masochists. A few short reads. Drabbles and oneshots delving into my dark soul which throws out stories when I'm emotional. With the occasional fluff. Summaries are all inside so pick and choose, let your ships set sail. The Shinsengumi take on a new role in the war, one in which the demon commander and the infamous shiroyasha will meet in darkened dungeons.

In which a police officer stares at a college girl and gets caught.

At least it is in Hijikata's opinion. But it doesn't explain Hijikata's obsession with this mediocre coffee shop. The obsession that had nothing to do with the attractive white-haired barista. Not one bit.

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

Kagura runs into someone unexpected while shopping in space.

A new drug is sold on the blackmarket called the "Love Potion". As Hijikata investigates the matter, an "accident" happens and Gintoki has to suffer. Featuring lots of drama, sadism and gay jokes. Pairing: GinHijiGin

Kirigakure captures Kakashi instead of Rin, leaving him the Jinchuuriki of the Three-tailed beast. Kakashi finds salvation in his supposed-dead friend Obito, but their reunion comes at a price neither of them were prepared to pay. With the turtle demon sealed defectively inside of him, Kakashi and Obito must master their new abilities before it's too late. AU, Kakashi/Obito.

We build walls to protect ourselves from the onslaught of the world around us. And sometimes, all it takes is one thing-one person-to slip through the cracks and send those walls crumbling down. Gintoki x Hijikata

[OUTDATED] AU, "There are so many people out there, so many wonderful, glorious, brilliant people, and they're better than you!"